Paris Hilton Is Out! What the Hell?!?

So TMZ is reporting that Paris Hilton is out of jail, after only three days.

Her original 45 day sentence was reduced to 23 days. I guess 23 days is really 3 days in Paris Hilton world. Lucky @@@@@.

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There will be a press conference in a little bit, so updates to follow.

Paris Hilton Has Mental Problems.

Well, duh!

Paris Hilton was released from jail early because she’s “on the verge of a nervous breakdown.” I say, let her have it! Maybe it’ll do her some good. Full Story

More Paris updates from TMZ:
County Official: Paris “Reassignment” is BS!
Paris’ Newest Accessory — It’s Off the Chain!

UPDATE: Paris Hilton will be serving the remainder of her sentence in home confinement and wearing an ankle bracelet. Being confined to her home is better than jail. It’s a Hilton home, for crying out loud! How is that punishment?

‘house arrest’: (also called home confinement, home detention, or electronic monitoring) is a measure by which a person is confined by the authorities to his or her residence. Travel is usually restricted, if allowed at all. House arrest is a lenient alternative to prison time or juvenile-detention time.

‘lenient’: not strict; characterized by tolerance and mercy.


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