Stewie Griffin Has A List And You Just Might Be On It [Video]

The following clip is from the hilariously politically incorrect show The Family Guy. It was not allowed to be aired on FOX, but from what I understand, it’s included in the DVD set. The lyrics are below the video.

Anywhoo…..I dedicate this song to everyone who has a Shit List and to all jerkwads on my list – which, by the way, got a whole lot longer this week.

Take it away, Stewie!

As someday it may happen that a victim must be found.
I’ve got a little list; I’ve got a little list.
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
and who never would be missed, who never would be missed.

There’s the white kid with the baggy clothes who’s talking like he’s black.
The girl you date who doesn’t get the jokes in Caddyshack.
The Asian guy who cuts in front of every single line,
and Britney Spears for accidentally showing her vagine.
And Bill ‘O Riley’s ineffective dermatologist.
May none of them be missed, may none of them be missed.

He’s got them on the list.
He’s got them on the list.
And may none of them be missed.
May none of them be missed.

There’s the guy behind the news reporter waving like a fool.
And senator Bill Frist, I’ve got him on the list.
And the fat kid smiling warmly while he’s peeing in the pool.
He never would be missed, he never would be missed.

There’s the foul smelling boy who comes to school in camouflage,
and every bleeding member of the cast of Entourage.
And while we are on the subject HBO deserves a whack
for ending the Sopranos with a f@@king cut to black.
And guys who when you shake their hand just bump you with their fist.
I don’t think they’d be missed, I’m sure they’d not be missed.

He’s got them on the list.
He’s got them on the list.
And may none of them be missed.
May none of them be missed.

There’s the guy who sits beside you and keeps farting on the plane.
And Shakira’s lyricist, I’ve got him on the list.
And the smarty on Thanksgiving who says its the tryptophan.
He never would be missed, he never would be missed.

There’s the blonde who tells you loudly with a voice just like a knife
“you know someone should do a sitcom based around my life!”
The guy who watched The Simpsons back in 1994
and won’t admit the damn thing isn’t funny anymore.
And a-n-y-one and everyone who’s ever made me pissed!

I’ve got them on the list
May none of them be missed.
May none of them be missed!


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