Breaking News! Jesse James Apologizes To Sandra Bullock

This just in, via BumpShack:

Jesse James has issued an official apology to his wife Sandra Bullock and his three children. Jesse takes full responsibility but claims the “the vast majority” of allegations against him “untrue and unfounded.”

Jesse James said in a statement, “There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way. This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”

I’m not sure what “the vast majority” means – either he banged that nasty chick, or he didn’t. Or maybe he’ll claim he and the bomb-ugly only had an “emotional affair” through text messages. But hey, at least he knows he deserves what’s coming to him.

With the speed of which this statement came out, I can’t help but now believe the rumors are true. In one way or another, Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock and she has left him.

That is so sad.

a hard on doesnt count as personal growth


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