Valentine’s Day 2011 – Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Tomorrow is St. Valentine’s Day. Woo-friggin’-hoo; I couldn’t care less. But some of you may actually enjoy the holiday, so this post is for you.

Here are five funny Valentine’s Day quotes to write in your cards and share with your loved ones:

I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. – Author Unknown [source]

Just because somebody doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have. – Author Unknown [source]

“Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.” – Author Unknown [source]

“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner [source]

“Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.” – Author Unknown

For those of you looking for free Valentine eCards…..

123 Greetings
eGreetings
American Greetings
Blue Mountain
Funny eCards

Hallmark has ecards too; you can send as many as your want for $12 a year.

Read my post from 2008 and learn little St. Valentine history: Today Is Valentine’s Day. Do You Know Why?

Although I don’t necessarily like what commercialism has done to Valentine’s Day, I do like what is stands for. Love, love, love…..


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