Important Note To Pet Owners – An Open Letter To Dogs And Cats

Got this from my mom today. Pet owners and non-pet owners alike will get a kick out of it….. The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door. Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing... 

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This Is Why You Should Never Lie To Your Mother

My Grandmother, of all people, sent me the following email forward. Enjoy! Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian’s mother couldn’t help but notice how beautiful Brian’s roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian’s Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching... 

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98-Year-Old Woman Tells Her Bank Where They Can Go

Here’s a great email I got from my mom this morning. Enjoy! A SENIOR MOMENT – An elderly lady actually wrote this letter to her bank. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in The Times and this newspaper thanks him most sincerely. Dear Sir, I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three ‘nanoseconds’ must have... 

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Chocolate Calculator – Chocolate Knows How Old You Really Are

Now this is just freaky! 2010 is the only year that this will ever work. Be sure to calculated it out as you go. No cheating!! 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 — I’ll wait while you get the calculator 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1760, if... 

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Oh My How The World Has Changed Since I Was A Kid!

This is hilarious and sooooooooo true!! LOVE IT! Hope you do too….. If you are 30, or older, you might think this is hilarious! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning…. Uphill… Barefoot…BOTH ways… yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew... 

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Mermaid Or Whale – Which Would You Rather Be?

While I cannot vouch for the validity of the following story, it’s cute none the less and needs to be shared. Recently, in a large city in France, a poster featuring a young, thin, tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. The poster read: “This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?” A middle-aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the question posed... 

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Smallest House In Brooklyn NY Built On Driveway

Welcome to the intersection of Avenue T and Van Sicklen in Brooklyn, NY. Just a few doors down is a teeny-tiny house – the smallest one in the borough, as a matter of fact. Located on a lot that used to be a driveway only 7.25 feet wide and 113.67 feet long, the unique house with one bedroom and one bathroom isn’t even 300 square feet. A shot from the living room, looking towards the front of the house….. And towards the back….. Here’s... 

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