The Animal Revolution Continues…

Well, the revolting pigs are at it again. The swine soldiers of the animal revolution have moved from Norfolk, England to Belgrade, Serbia. This time, they burned down a house! Talk about pissed off piggies. The three pigs, obviously angry with man and ready to fight, broke out of their pen and headed towards the house. They strolled into the living room and knocked the TV over, which then burst into flames; the fire quickly spread through out the house. Sadly, unlike the pigs in England, these pigs perished thus becoming martyrs* for their cause. Their farmer master, however,... 

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What ARE They Wearing? Maternity Edition.

I think pregnant women are beautiful; but not when they wear outfits like these. On the left we have Tori Spelling wearing some sort of potato sack rodeo clown pants. On the right is Brooke Burke, who gave birth to a girl the other day. Something tells me that the shirt she is wearing was not from the maternity department. Attention!! Being pregnant does not give you the go ahead to look trashy and/or just plain stupid. There are plenty of places to find cute maternity clothes. Like ‘A Pea in the Pod’ – not only do they have an awesome name, they’ve got great clothes.... 

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Nappers Unite!

Raise your hand if you agree that naptime is wasted on the young. Keep your hand up if you’re totally jealous of the countries that have siestas. Well now you can add Thailand to that list. In an effort to increase worker productivity and afternoon energy, a municipal office in the Pathumwan district of central Bangkok has created a lunchtime “nap room”; complete with wood paneling, pleasantly scented flowers, soft music, and strict rules banning talking and cell phones. As the clock hits noon, the civil servant employees sit around a conference table with their heads... 

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Did You Hear The One About The Swine Gang?

I am really starting to see a worrisome trend within the animal kingdom recently. Both wild and domestic animals are defying Mother Nature and exhibiting great angst against the human race. I guess it was just a matter of time. One could argue that the more man evolves and progresses and becomes “smarter”, the more the animal kingdom seeks revenge. There are a whole slew of animals that are now extinct because of the human race. Extinct — as in never ever coming back. Oh sure, there are many species of animal that were defeated in the survival of the fittest game and... 

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Angelina Jolie Hates Brad Pitt’s Baby

Rebel actress Angelina Jolie, 31, has done and said some pretty far-out things over the years. But I think the statement she made in an interview for February’s issue of Elle U.K. takes the cake. She has graduated from wearing a vile around her neck containing her husband’s blood (actor Billy Bob Thorton for those of you who may have forgotten), to admitting that she doesn’t love her baby with boyfriend Brad Pitt as much as she loves the two kids she adopted on her own. “I think I feel so much more for Madd and Zee because they’re survivors, they came through so much.... 

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John Black Attacked! Drake Hogestyn Fights Back!

Actor Drake Hogestyn, who has played John Black on the NBC soap opera “Day of Our Lives” for over 20 years, was attacked on New Year’s Eve. According to police reports, Carl Raymond Cheney, ran into the actor’s backyard in Malibu while carrying a Bible and screaming, “Where is he? I will cast him out!” and referred to the actor by his character’s name. The actor has obtained a restraining order against the crazed fan, claiming that Cheney “physically tried to exorcise the devil from [him].” Cheney ran into Hogestyn’s yard while the actor was on a ladder... 

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Britney Spears Rings In The New Year By Passing Out

What a way to start the year. It’s only the second day of 2007 and already Britney Spears has caused a scene. The newly single Spears rang in the New Year at the club Pure, in Las Vegas, where, according to reports, she passed out about an hour into the year. Of course her “people” (I didn’t realize she still had some) are saying she’s wasn’t drunk, just tired. Right! I fell asleep at a party once, right next to the huge pounding speakers, but I was drunk. Who the heck falls asleep at a club in Vegas? You’d think her brief November partying with Paris Hilton... 

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