Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are now happily married. If that’s what you want to call it. Apparently their first kiss lasted so long, the guests had to tell them stop, but did so a moment too soon for Tom’s taste — he wasn’t quite done sucking the remaining life force out of Katie. Can anyone tell me why they are the same height in the pictures? Is Katie Holmes barefoot? Is Tom Cruise wearing lifts? The mysteries of the alien brainwashed couple never cease.
The “too long for comfort” first kiss:
Dancing and cutting cake: