Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes – The Happy Couple

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are now happily married. If that’s what you want to call it. Apparently their first kiss lasted so long, the guests had to tell them stop, but did so a moment too soon for Tom’s taste — he wasn’t quite done sucking the remaining life force out of Katie. Can anyone tell me why they are the same height in the pictures? Is Katie Holmes barefoot? Is Tom Cruise wearing lifts? The mysteries of the alien brainwashed couple never cease. The “too long for comfort” first kiss: Dancing and cutting cake: Isabella and... 

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Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Their Haunted Wedding

I just flew in from the Italian wedding of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, and boy are my arms tired. Ba-da-bum-bum. But seriously folks………..did you know that the castle in which Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes got married today, is haunted? The legend goes something like this: For more than 400 years, the Odescalchi Castle (located in the medieval lakeside town of Bracciano, Italy) has been haunted by the ghost of Isabella dei Medici, who was murdered by her much older husband, Paolo Giordano i Orsini, with the help of four accomplices. According to the legend, Isabella (who’s... 

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The Simpsons Movie Trailer

Finally! If you’re anything like me, you’ve been waiting for The Simpsons on the big screen forever. If the world were a perfect place, the movie would come out today, but alas, the world is flawed. So I will wait with eager anticipation until July 27, 2007. And of course, there’s always the official Simpsons website Fun facts about The Simpsons: All the Simpson’s characters voices are done by only seven people. The animation is done to fit the voices, rather than the more common technique of mixing the voices to the animations. It takes 6 – 8... 

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Star Jones Looks Horrible!

What the heck is up with Star Jones? Why does it look like she powdered her chest with a totally wrong shade, then put make-up on her cleavage to make her enormous breasts look bigger? Does she have fun house mirrors that actually make her look good? Because my eyes beg to differ. Fun facts about Star Jones: She used to work at McDonalds. Star Jones earned her B.A. degree in History & English at American University and a Doctor of Jurisprudence degree from the University of Houston Law Center. Star Jones started her TV career on CourtTV. In September 1998, Star’s... 

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Bill Maher on Larry King Live – Couldn’t Have Said It Better Myself Vol. 1 –

Bill Maher has always spoken his mind, especially when it comes to the hypocrisy of American politics. Before there was The Daily Show or The Colbert Report, there was Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher. And boy, was it! Which is what made it so great. So it was no surprise when the comedian went on Larry King Live and alleged that some top Republicans are gay. Apparently, it was too much for CNN to handle so they edited out the remarks for future airings and removed the comments from the official transcript on their website. So much for fair and unbiased news broadcasting... 

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Kevin Federline Actually Knows How To Write!

Aside from now knowing how to blackmail, Kevin Federline has learned to write — on shower doors and scratch paper. After his November 8th “performance” at the House of Blues in Chicago, and the day after Britney Spears filed for divorce, he left a little love note for his soon to be ex-wife. Sounds like somebody has been eating sour grapes. According to US Weekly, the note was really written by him, as the signature matches a poster they have in their offices. I thought only teenage girls wrote nasty notes in bathrooms. Also according to US Weekly, the final straw... 

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Jude Law Dumps Sienna Miller

So let me get this straight………Jude Law dumped Sienna Miller because she was partying too much. So it’s okay for him to sleep with the nanny, but it’s not okay for her to be 24 years old and want to have a good time? Sounds like a certain British actor has some issues. Apparently, in Jude Law’s world, what’s good for the goose is not good for the gander. Which I guess is okay since Jude Law is a jackass and not a goose. The angel in me says good riddance! Jude Law is scum. I never understood why Sienna Miller took him back in the first place. And then she said... 

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