Star Magazine Apologizes To Katie Holmes

Star Magazine has eaten their words. But only because they were pretty much forced to. On the January 2011 cover of the glossy tabloid, they very strongly implied that Katie Holmes is a drug addict: ADDICTION NIGHTMARE! Katie DRUG SHOCKER! Last month, Katie filed a $50 million defamation lawsuit against the magazine, calling their claims, “untrue, unethical and unlawful.” I guess the folks at Star Magazine felt bad because on the cover of the latest issue they’ve published an apology to Katie Holmes. They also printed a longer apology within the pages of the magazine,... 

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Obama Releases Birth Certificate, Donald Trump Takes Credit

So the White House released President Barak Obama’s birth certificate in long-form today. Yeehaw. I guess. I totally don’t see what the big friggin’ deal is. Who cares if Obama doesn’t want to share the details of his birth,. Do you really think he would have been able to get as far as the White House if he wasn’t a natural born citizen? I mean, really! There are people who do nothing else during election times than research the lives and backgrounds of each candidate. Call me crazy, but there are far more important things going on in the country that we need to pay... 

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The Aflac Duck Gets His Voice Back

There’s a lesson in all of this, I’m sure. Namely, if you’re going to be a national spokesperson for an insurance company and Tweet incredibly insensitive jokes far too soon after a gigantic tragedy, you’ll probably be replaced by a father of three from the heart of America. This past March, comedian Gilbert Gottried was fired by Aflac after 11 years of voicing the vocabulary-limited Aflac duck due to statements he made via Twitter within hours of the devastating earthquake and tsunami in Japan. Side Note: Japan produces about 75% of Aflac’s revenue. So who is this... 

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Lindsay Lohan Sent To Jail For Probation Violation. Again. Bails Out. Again.

I feel like I’ve written this post before. A couple of times. I wonder if Lindsay Lohan is as sick of all of this as we are? Probably not, seeing how she seems to be incapable of keeping her nose clean. So in the latest Lilo trials and tribulations, the law-challenged actress has had her felony grand theft charge reduced to a misdemeanor, which is an incredibly lucky break. Noting that Lindsay Lohan’s DUI conviction was four years ago, Judge Stephanie Sautner ruled that the offense – as well as Lindsay’s record – did not support a felony charge. But the good... 

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ABC Airs Surprise Final Episode Of Soap – Happened In The 80s – April 20th

On this day in 1981, ABC aired the last episode of the soap opera parody Soap. The episode, however, was not meant to be the series finale, and created several cliffhangers, only one of which was resolved – two years later through the dialogue of the spin-off show, Benson. Similar to a soap opera, the show’s story was presented in a serial format and included melodramatic plot elements such as amnesia, alien abduction, demonic possession, murder and kidnapping. [source] Image Source Created, produced, and written by Susan Harris, the weekly half-hour prime time sitcom... 

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True Identity Of Match.com Civil Suit Jane Doe Revealed

Now that the appropriate papers have been filed and the civil suit of Jane Doe v. Match.com has begun, the true identity of Jane Doe has been revealed; by the victim herself. Media Giants – HMR (New York, NY) April 19, 2011 *** The “Hollywood executive Jane Doe” in the Jane Doe v. Match.com civil suit [L.A. Superior Court Case BC458927], took a very heroic step forward this morning, as she appeared unmasked while revealing her identity on several network morning talk shows. Jane Doe’s real name is Carole Markin. Ms. Markin, a Harvard College graduate, is a former executive,... 

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Top Ten Musicians With Major Tax Problems

Happy Tax Day!! If you’ve read my stuff enough, you know how I feel about celebrities owing the government obscene amounts of money in back taxes. Clearly, there are some celebrities who believe they’re above the law, while there are others who probably just trusted the wrong financial advisor. Whatever the case, they still owe the money like the rest of us. It’s not like they don’t have the funds to cover their payments. That being said, below is a list of the top ten musicians (in alphabetical order) who have had an issue or two with paying their taxes….. Alan Freed As... 

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