Lindsay Lohan’s Not A Drunk, She Just Enters Rehab Like One

It was only a matter of time, really. I mean, is anyone actually surprised? In case you haven’t heard, Lindsay Lohan has officially entered rehab. Around 2:30pm yesterday she checked herself into the Wonderland Center* for treatment.

I wonder if they have a Mother/Daughter program Lindsay can do with your mom. From what I hear, Dina could use some help too.

Although I wish Lindsay Lohan the best, I’m certainly not going to hold my breath until she’s “recovered”. It’s Hollywood. She’s young. She’ll be drinking again.

Mark my words, little Lindsay will be seeing the inside of rehab again. I just have a gut feeling this trip isn’t going to stick.

lindsay lohan needs to go to rehab

Here’s a picture simply for the heck of it. I’m surprised I hadn’t come across it before, actually.

lindsay lohan mean girls premiere nip slip

*Wonderland Center is a residential treatment and detoxification facility providing services for alcohol, substance abuse, and relapse prevention programs. We specialize in treating a variety of addictive disorders including eating, co-dependency and gambling addiction help. Many clients benefit from our methods of treating trauma, depression, anxiety and other co-occurring disorders. Wonderland Center is a unique drug rehab in a residential neighborhood of Laurel Canyon, located on Mulholland Drive in the hills above West Hollywood.

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