Lindsay Lohan’s Not A Drunk, She Just Enters Rehab Like One

It was only a matter of time, really. I mean, is anyone actually surprised? In case you haven’t heard, Lindsay Lohan has officially entered rehab. Around 2:30pm yesterday she checked herself into the Wonderland Center* for treatment.

I wonder if they have a Mother/Daughter program Lindsay can do with your mom. From what I hear, Dina could use some help too.

Although I wish Lindsay Lohan the best, I’m certainly not going to hold my breath until she’s “recovered”. It’s Hollywood. She’s young. She’ll be drinking again.

Mark my words, little Lindsay will be seeing the inside of rehab again. I just have a gut feeling this trip isn’t going to stick.

lindsay lohan needs to go to rehab

Here’s a picture simply for the heck of it. I’m surprised I hadn’t come across it before, actually.

lindsay lohan mean girls premiere nip slip

*Wonderland Center is a residential treatment and detoxification facility providing services for alcohol, substance abuse, and relapse prevention programs. We specialize in treating a variety of addictive disorders including eating, co-dependency and gambling addiction help. Many clients benefit from our methods of treating trauma, depression, anxiety and other co-occurring disorders. Wonderland Center is a unique drug rehab in a residential neighborhood of Laurel Canyon, located on Mulholland Drive in the hills above West Hollywood.

3 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan’s Not A Drunk, She Just Enters Rehab Like One”
  1. Jason Says:

    What is it with the lindsay lohan nip slips. I mean come on. What happened to talent getting you places? I sure wish I had two large deposits of fat on my upper body to pay the bills!

  2. Administrator Says:

    Yes, having b@@@@@s is great. And yes, you probably would get further in life if you had them.

    Get a big bra and stuff it and see if you get a promotion. Lol.

    Thanks for the comment, Jason!

  3. Joe Says:

    Hey Jason…

    Screw talent. Show me Lindsay Lohan N@@ple Slips any day! Now where are those up skirt pictures