Bald Britney Spears Enters Rehab!

UPDATE: As quickly as she checked in, Britney Spears checked out of rehab. For more information and rumors, visit: The Superficial

Let’s see, in the past week Britney Spears has checked in and out of rehab, shaved her head, and gotten two new tattoos. And now today she has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed in-patient rehabilitation center, for (of course) undisclosed reasons.

Between Britney Spears and Anna Nicole Smith, my soap opera quota is met!

Stay tuned, there is sure to be more…..

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Fun with the bald…

…grandmothers and young lesbians rejoiced upon hearing the news that Britney Spears shaved her head. Finally, a famous face to represent bald women the world over! And while Britney’s shear disdain for her entangled locks along with a healthy dose of sh*t-eating dementia led to her late-night salon visit, it still was in its own way an act of rebellion, defiance, and the kind of lunacy that deserves a little respect.

So, to honor Britney’s rash decizh, we’ve compiled a list of our Top 10 Favorite Bald Women, Real and Fictional, Past and Present, to prove that Britney is not alone in this shiny-headed, cold-catching universe…[BWE’s Top 10 Favorite Bald Women! –]

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