Matthew McConaughey is my husband. He just doesn’t know it yet. My friends and family know it, or at least they are kind enough to indulge my fantasy, and are always on the look out for him. It’s so nice when loved ones enable harmless delusions*.
Take a look at my sexy man. Jealous much?
Try not to drool, you don’t want to short circuit your keyboard.
YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY
*Delusion: commonly defined as a fixed false belief and is used in everyday language to describe a belief that is false, fanciful or derived from deception.
Non-bizarre delusions including feelings of being followed, poisoned, infected, deceived or conspired against, or loved at a distance. Non-bizarre referred to real life situations which could be true, but are not or are greatly exaggerated. Bizarre delusions, which would rule out this disorder, are those such as believing that your stomach is missing or that aliens are seeking you out to be their leader. [PsychNet-UK]
… A person with delusional disorder can be quite functional and does not tend to show any odd or bizarre behavior except as a direct result of the delusional belief…Wikipedia.org
oh god… meow