Maria Shriver has decided once and for all to never return to television news, and she says Anna Nicole Smith is the reason why.
Shriver, speaking Tuesday at a conference on women, said the media circus surrounding Smith’s accidental drug overdose death last February led to her decision.
“It was then that I knew that the TV news business had changed and so had I,” Shriver said. “I called NBC News and told them I’m not coming back.”
Well that’s just fine by me. I never really liked the woman; not as a reporter anyway. She could very well be a nice person, I just don’t like seeing her on my TV screen. I’m really disturbed by the fact that the older she gets the more she looks like Skeletor’s cousin.
And more and more like her husband. That’s super scary since he’s not looking so good himself these days. What the heck does she eat to make her face look like that? It’s like her insides are sucking in her outsides and now there’s nothing left on the outside except skin. Skin stretched to its limit; her eyes and lips pulled tight to twice their original size. Yup, Skeletor’s cousin.
Realm of the Witless Nude