Britney Spears – Piece Of Me

Britney Spears must be miserable. Her little sister is knocked up, her mom thinks she knows enough about good parenting to write a book, and her own life is in the crapper.

But for some reason Britney thinks she still has a career.

Oh Britney, I’m afraid you’ve reached the point of no return. I think it happened around the time you shaved your head and attacked a car with an umbrella. The crotch shots were (sadly) acceptable in today’s world of celebrity, and might have even provided a few points in the popularity department.

But then the @@@@@ went crazy. And people don’t take too kindly to crazy.

Below is Britney’s latest video “Piece of Me” off her “Blackout” album. It’s not all that bad, kinda catchy actually. Plus it’s got great lyrics like these:

I’m Mrs. ‘You want a piece of me?’
Tryin’ and pissin’ me off
Well get in line with the paparazzi
Who’s flippin’ me off
Hopin’ I’ll resort to some havoc
End up settlin’ in court
Now are you sure you want a piece of me?
I’m Mrs. ‘Most likely to get on the TV for strippin’ on the streets’
When getting the groceries, no, for real..
Are you kidding me?
No wonder there’s panic in the industry
I mean, please, do you want a piece of me?

britney spears blackout album cover

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  1. Mighty Mo