Matthew McConaughey Made A Baby!

And it wasn’t with me!!

I’m devastated; just devastated. I don’t think I’ve felt like this since Phil Hartman’s coked-up wife shot him to death.

Oh well, I suppose I’m happy for Matthew and his baby’s mama (I refuse to view her as anything more since I am trying by best to be bitter and hate her).

Got some blessed news. A celebration of life and bounty. Yes, my girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together. It’s 3 months growin in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far. We are stoked and wowed by this miracle of creation and this gift from God, and so excited for the adventure that will come in raising this child, being mother and a father, and shepherding him or her through this life. From moms and dads, to family, to community, it takes the best will and support from everyone to raise the healthiest children we have in society. Wish us the best, keep us in your prayers, and God bless evolution. Thanks for bein fans of me and my work and now this new and miraculous chapter in my life, as me and Camila and our child do our best to just keep livin. Wow, McConaughey.

Source: Matthew McConaughey reproduced – The Superficial

matthew mcconaughey camila alves

Good lord that baby is going to be cute!!

Image Sources:
Made in Brazil