American Parents Are Dumb.

And we wonder why our children are turning out the way they are…..

These are real notes written by parents…. Spellings have been left intact.

• My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.

• Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.

• Dear school: please ecsc’s john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.

• Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.

• Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

• John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

• Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

• Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

• Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

• Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

• Pleaseexcuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea direathe the @@@@s.

• Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.

• Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

• Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.

• I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because i don’t know what size she wear.

• Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.

• Sally won’t be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.

• My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.

• Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

• Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

• Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

• Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.

• Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

… I’m depressed.