Paris Hilton Banned By The Oscars.

The Oscars are on February 24th. Everyone who’s anyone will be there. Except Paris Hilton.

Awesome! The Academy thinks Paris is a ridiculous excuse for an actress and they’re voicing that opinion by banning the “actress” from the Academy Awards Ceremony.

Did you know that her movie “The Hottie and the Nottie”* made close to nothing its opening weekend? Ouch.

When Paris heard the news, she broke down and cried her little heart out.

“She cried hot, salty tears when she was banned from the Oscars. She’s desperate to be taken seriously as an actress and hoped she would be able to network with film executives.”
Right Celebrity

*The film has so far received exceedingly negative reviews across the board. As of February 12, 2008, the review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes reported that 7% of critics gave the film positive reviews, based on 39 reviews. Metacritic reported the film had an average score of 6 out of 100, based on 17 reviews — indicating “extreme dislike or disgust.” IGN gave it a 0 star review, saying “Hottie and the Nottie presents a problem because there are just no words to adequately express how clumsy, trite and deeply offensive it is from start to finish.”

Rolling Stone movie critic Peter Travers gave the film a half-star rating, saying that the half-star was because “it takes guts (or gross dim-wittedness) [for Hilton] to appear on screen again after House of Wax.”

Currently the movie is ranked the #1 worst movie of all-time on IMDb.

The Hottie and the Nottie at

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3 Responses to “Paris Hilton Banned By The Oscars.”
  1. Mighty Mo Says:

    Paris wanting to be taken seriously as an actor? Puh leazzzzzzeeee. If she ever wants to be taken seriously about anything, she might start by growing up and acting like an adult, not a teenage party girl with a lot of time and money to burn.

    Let’s not forget all those words she spoke on Larry King Live about how she wanted to do charity work; finding homes for abused women, helping Multiple Sclerosis, etc… I wonder who wrote that speech for her?

    Paris, you wanna be taken seriously?

    Try changing your life to improve yourself and the world and you MAY be taken seriously. Talk is cheap, WAY cheap. Your actions have spoken much louder than any of the words you’ve spoken.

    Sorry, but as of present time, I don’t see Paris as someone to be taken seriously at any point.

  2. JCW Says:

    Didn’t her 15 minutes end about 3 minutes back? Has nobody remembered to tell her she’s officially over?

    Allow me: Paris…Honey…we’re all over you . Please get over us, pack your Valtrex and catch a train back to Skanklandia where you came from.

  3. Hilary Shepherd Says:

    Oooh, Skanklandia – I like that! I bet Pamela Anderson has a condo there.