Maybe Jennifer Aniston should just get a whole crap load of vibrators and close the doors on her dating life. The poor girl gets burned at every corner, it seems.
Depending on who you talk to, John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are just “taking a break.”
“It is really a cooling-off, not this big, dramatic breakup,” a mutual pal tells Us Weekly in its latest issue, on newsstands now.
But others are saying that John dumped Jennifer because she wanted more than he is willing to give (like marriage and babies).
“They had a great time together but they are just in different places in their lives right now,” says a source of Aniston, 39, and Mayer, 30, who kicked off their courtship in April. People.com
If my opinion counts for anything (and trust me, some day it will), I think Jennifer Aniston has always been a “needy” person and I am not at all surprised that the much younger John Mayer broke off the relationship. Jennifer doesn’t necessarily need a man, but when she’s with one, she needs him to be all about her; and frankly, if his past is at all an indication, John Mayer likes the ladies – a lot – and likes to play the field. If Jennifer really does want to settle down and have children (and does she really, or is she just envious of her ex and his rapidly expanding family?) then John Mayer is not the man for her.
Not now, anyway. Hence, Jennifer Aniston’s need for a crap load of vibrators.
Oh so much more on the demise of John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston as a celebrity couple:
Splitsville for Mayniston – Celebridiot
Jennifer Aniston DUMPED Again….. – Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer: On a Break? – Gossip Girls
Did John and Jenn Break Up? – Hollyscoop
John Mayer Dumps Jennifer Aniston – Hollywood Backwash
John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston Broke Up – Hollywood Grind
Aniston Gets Her Heart Broken Once Again – Hollywood Heartbreaker
John Mayer has dumped Jennifer Aniston? – Hot Momma Gossip
John Mayer is single again, ladies! – In Case You Didn’t Know
Unlucky Jennifer Aniston dumped by rock star John Mayer – Mirror.co.uk Celebs
John Mayer Jennifer Aniston Breakup: John Mayer Dumps Jennifer Aniston – Pop Crunch
Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Split (Photos) – Stupid Celebrities
Source: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Split – The Insider
Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer’s relationship ‘cooling off’ – The Superficial
Image Source: John Mayer Dumps Jennifer Aniston – yeeeah!