mo?ron – noun – a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment.
From one of my local news stations, Fox40:
Dine, dash, smash: Women reportedly try to skip out on bill at IHOP, plow into restaurant
DETROIT (AP) — Four women trying to skip out on their bill at an International House of Pancakes ended up plowing into the Detroit restaurant as they sped away. No one was injured in the accident Tuesday morning. Restaurant manager Raymond Jefferson told the Detroit Free Press the women ran from the IHOP just after 6 a.m. without paying their bill. Their server chased them out the door.
But one of the women lost control of the Mercury Cougar as they drove away, crashing through the restaurant’s wall and smashing at least one large window.
The driver was ticketed at the scene.
The driver’s father told The Detroit News his daughter had more than $200 in cash on her at the time and was talked into dining and dashing by friends.
id?i?ot – noun – an utterly foolish or senseless person.
From News Observer:
Man sets off fireworks in bathroom in Del. Arby’s
TALLEYVILLE, Del. – The Delaware State Fire Marshal’s Office said a man damaged a toilet at an Arby’s by setting off fireworks in the bathroom. Fire marshals said the man walked into the restaurant Thursday about 9:30 a.m. Delaware State Police are also investigating and searching for the man.
Authorities said no one was injured, although five employees and two customers were in the restaurant. The man fled the restaurant right before the people inside heard a loud blast from the bathroom.
Employees found a damaged toilet in the bathroom after the man left in a brown pickup truck.
Um…..yeah…..people are dumb.
Does anything else really need to be said?
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