Well, poo. I was really hoping this would turn into something. It just sounded so juicy. Can’t you picture it?
“Your honor, I would like to enter into evidence Exhibit 1 and 2, otherwise known and Carrie Prejean’s boobs.”
Ok, so it probably wouldn’t have gone down quite like that, but you get the idea.
But alas, such court room drama will never be – both Carrie Prejean and the Miss California USA Pageant organization have withdrawn their respective lawsuits.
“Carrie Prejean, Keith Lewis, and K2 productions have dropped their claim against each other and wish each other the best in their future endeavors,” a statement from Miss California USA said. “We are moving forward from the past and looking towards the crowning of two winners and the new look of the upcoming MISS CALIFORNIA USA pageant, telecast live on November 22nd.”
Back in August, Carrie sued Miss California USA for religious discrimination and defamation. They filed a counter suit asking for $5,200 back for paying for her breast implants.
I know, I know, there are far more important things in life to worry about right now, but come on! How fun would it have been to see Carrie Prejean take the stand? The transcripts alone would’ve been comic fodder for months.