This whole Jesse James cheating on Sandra Bullock thing has really thrown me for a loop; way more than the Tiger Woods scandal.
At first I thought it was because the woman with whom Jesse James is accused of cheating is down right scary looking. But then it was pointed out to me that while no one really cares about Tiger’s wife Elin (or even really knew who she was before the scandal broke), everyone LOVES Sandra Bullock, and that’s why this is so hard for us.
I strongly believe that we can learn something from everything, so let’s review what we’ve learned from these two sex scandals:
1. You may be the best golfer in the world, but you can still be a d*ck.
2. You may be an awesome custom bike builder, but you can still be a d*ck.
3. If you’re going to cheat on your wife, do not send text messages to your mistress.
4. If you’re going to cheat on your wife, make sure it’s not with big-mouthed whores.
5. If you cheat on your wife and you have two small children, America will hate you.
6. If you cheat on your wife and she’s America’s Sweetheart, America will hate you.
Yup, that just about sums it up.
Sandra Bullock’s marriage Was A “Sham” – Celebrity Dirty Laundry
And there are texts… (rolls eyes) – In Case You Didn’t Know
Jesse James still wearing wedding band – Accidental Sexiness
Michelle “Bombshell” McGee [Photos / Pics] – Celebrity Smack
Michelle Bombshell McGee as Avery in strip joint promotional chilli cookoff video for San Diego Pure Platinum Kearny Mesa – Starcasm
Tiger Woods’ Former Mistress Joslyn James Posts Dirty Text Messages On Web – Stupid Celebrities Gossip
Tiger is kinky – The Blemish
Tiger Woods “South Park” Spoof VIDEO – Pop Crunch
