Charlize Theron and Keanu Reeves Are Totally Doing It

I’m a firm believer that it’s possible to have a sexual relationship with someone without having a romantic one; and I refuse to go along with the crowd and say two single celebrities are “dating” just because they’re spotted out together.

Nope, I’d much rather imagine that they’re all just banging each other and there’s really no real relationship between any of them. It’s way more fun thinking all the single celebrities are knocking boots than thinking they’re actually sharing deeper feelings.

That being said ….. Keanu Reeves, 45, and Charlize Theron, 34, are so totally doing it.

Actress Charlize Theron and actor Keanu Reeves were seen out together the other night and immediately rumors of a romance between the two began to swirl.

A little while back news hit that Charlize and long-time love Stuart Townsend had broken up, but in popular Hollywood style, there has a been no “official” confirmation of such a split. But now that Charlize and Keanu have been spotted being all huggy and kissy, it’s probably a safe bet to that Theron and Townsend have indeed broken up. Or they have an open relationship.

Of course, it is possible that Charlize and Keanu’s dinner date was just two old friends getting together for a bite to eat. Right – just like it’s possible that monkeys might fly out of my butt.