Leave it to crazy old lady Joan Rivers to say what we’re all thinking. Not that it should surprise us; she’s been doing it for years.
Joan River calls them like she sees them – basically calling Lindsay Lohan’s parents horrible parents. Then she offers to pay for rehab.
“If I were Lindsay’s parents, I wouldn’t be on television discussing it, I wouldn’t be [getting on] Joan Rivers for doing a stupid joke on her blog, I would be taking [Lindsay] to rehab and a rehab where you don’t get your nails done… I think it is so sad, the road that this girl is going down. It’s appallingly sad… She better get into rehab and better get into it fast… Lindsay, I am pleading with you… you’re beautiful, you’re smart, you’re talented. Go to rehab, you’re young! Melissa and I will pay for your rehab!”
But Joan doesn’t stop there; taking a shot at Samantha Ronson and other people around Lindsay who don’t seem to have, what Joan feels, is Lindsay’s best interest in mind.
“I am so sorry for Lindsay Lohan. I am so appalled that these people are coming out of the woodwork upset that I did a joke about her. I think they should worry about Lindsay Lohan. I think this ex-girlfriend, this DJ – I thought it was a skinny boy when I first saw the picture – came out doing jokes about me and Melissa. Why not worry about Lindsay Lohan? That girl is going to be dead in 10 years if somebody doesn’t take care of her… I suggest that this skanky little girl not worry about the jokes; worry about Lindsay. I find this insane that they are all feeding off of Lindsay. Maybe somebody should take care of Lindsay.”
Joan Rivers is totally right – somebody should be taking care of Lindsay Lohan. And if it has to be Joan Rivers, so be it.
Joan is so AWESOME!!! Her wit and off-the-cuff humor is unparalleled! Just saw her new documentary and it’s incredible.. she’s been accomplishing stuff for like 50 years that I had no idea about!
She’s totally fascinating and stupid little Hollywood loser starlets like Lindsay Lohan could learn a lot from a show biz icon like Joan!