THIS is why Lindsay Lohan is such a hot mess and has the problems she has. This. Right. Here…..
Michael Lohan is telling people he’s going to intentionally fall off the wagon and check himself into the Betty Ford clinic to be near Lindsay Lohan — and stage his own arrest if necessary to get his daughter’s attention.
We’re told Michael is going to show up at Betty Ford and demand admission. He will stage his own arrest — to show everyone how much he cares about his daughter.
Michael is saying he’ll make one more trip to Betty Ford to attempt to see Lindsay. If she won’t let him in, he’s going to get all drunk and then go back and make a scene.
Asphincter says what?
Michael Lohan is totally gonna win Father of the Year! I can feel it. He loves his kids so much! I mean, he’s willing to do something completely asinine just to be close to one of them.
This little plan of Michael’s will not work, by the way. Just thought I’d throw that out there.
1. Extremely or utterly foolish
2. Of, relating to, or resembling an ass
Yup, that pretty much sums up Michael Lohan and his crazy schemes.
Hello Lindsay Lohan’s issues – meet your root.