Vanilla Ice Is Coming To The Big Screen. Yes, Really.

All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention…..

Variety is reporting that rapper turned violent reality TV personality, Vanilla Ice – born Robert Van Winkle – has been cast in an upcoming Adam Sandler film, “I Hate You Dad.”

According to the reports, Van Winkle will play a longtime friend of Sandler’s character, who in turn is playing Andy Samberg’s dad. In the movie, Sandler moves in with Samberg and his fiancé – rumored to be played by Leighton Meester – with whom Sandler begins to feud immediately.

It was also recently announced that Vanilla Ice will be participating in a three-week run of a Christmas-time pantomime performance of Peter Pan at Chatham’s Central Theatre in Kent, UK. He will be portraying Captain Hook, complete with a prosthetic hook.

I have no idea how Ice will be as a movie star (I use that term loosely), but I think the role of Captain Hook is pretty darn fitting given his history of unreasonable and irrational outbursts.

…..Will it ever stop yo I don’t know
Turn off the lights and I’ll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle…..

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