Beyonce Knowles And Jay-Z Are Officially Parents

Oh my god, you guys! The golden child is here!! Aren’t you excited??

Yeah, me neither. It’s just another celebrity baby if you ask me. Another celebrity baby with a weird name!

According to reports, Beyonce and husband Jay-Z (real name Shawn Carter) welcomed daughter, Blue Ivy Carter, into their lives on Saturday. The bundle of joy arrived via c-section. I’m sure the hunt for a scar will begin the moment Beyonce leaves the hospital.

Yes, the baby’s name is Blue Ivy. It’s Blue Ivy, people! What kind of crap is that to stick on a kid? Geez.

Upon receiving the news of the glorious birth, friends of the pair flooded the Twitterverse:

Gwyneth Paltrow: “Welcome to the world Blue! We love you already,”

Rihanna: “Welcome to the world princess Carter! Love Aunty Rih.”

Solange Knowles: “The most beautiful girl in the world.”

Sean Combs: “Congrats to jay and B! God Bless! And many more!”

After months of “is she really pregnant” and “she’s having his baby to save the marriage” and weeks of “she’s having the baby right now” Beyonce Knowles is finally a mother; something she’s always wanted to be. Blah, blah, blah. Yay for her.

Maybe now we can all get back to our own lives.

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