Halle Berry Loves Her Star. LOVES Her Star.

Halle Berry is one of the hottest women in Hollywood. Even when she’s literally kissing the ground. Albeit, it was her new star on the Walk of Fame, but still, she’s kissing the ground that tons of people have walked on. Such an act is right up there with Britney Spears going to gas station bathrooms in her bare feet. Nasty, nasty, Halle Berry. But somehow still oddly hot… For more pictures of Halle getting fresh with the ground, visit The Superficial Fun facts about Halle Berry: Halle was named ‘Miss Teen All American’ in 1985, Miss Ohio USA... 

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R.I.P. Computer

So it looks like my computer has bought the farm and is no longer with us. There are some sales going on around me, so hopefully I can find something this weekend. I must admit, I feel very lost without it. How sad is that? Keep your fingers crossed that I’ll be up and running again by Monday. March 30th in History… 1822 – Florida became a US territory 1842 – Dr. Crawford Long – 1st physician to use ether as anesthetic 1858 – Hyman Lipman of Phila patents a pencil with attached eraser 1867 – US purchases Alaska for $7 -200 -000 (Seward’s... 

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Computer In Rehab

So apparently my home computer needed to get its life in order. It decided to crash last night, and now needs to go to rehab. He’ll probably take the bed left vacant by Britney Spears. Anyway, I’m doing my best to get things up and running again (I’m writing this from my computer at my office job), so bare with me. On this day in 1998 thousands of American men began to get their boners back, thanks to the FDA approving the wonder drug Viagra. Sildenafil, the chemical name for Viagra, is an artificial compound that was originally synthesized and studied to... 

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Why Celebrity Feuds Transfix Us

I find it interesting that the clips of the Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell brawl seem to be getting more air play than the scuffles between the Democratic candidates for president. What does Hillary have to say that can surpass Isaiah Washington’s comments about Patrick Dempsey and T.R. Knight? If Mayor Giuliani can learn to drop as many F-Bombs as Eminem, then mainstream America will listen. Lindsay and Hillary. Lindsay and Paris. Paris and Nicole. Eminem and the free world. What is it about celebrity skirmishes that are so darn riveting? What is it about two... 

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Cameron Diaz Has Ying-Yang Beauty.

Actress Cameron Diaz is what they call “scary pretty.” She is a living, breathing testament to the plain and simple fact that there’s a paper-thin line between gorgeous and hideous. With her high cheekbones, prominent mouth and a nose that must have once belonged to a prizefighter in another life, this woman can walk with her chin held high in both universes – the one for ugly people and the one for the beautiful members of the species. I think she’s a fairly good actress – I especially liked her in “There’s Something About Mary” and “Gangs of... 

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Lindsay Lohan — Says No To Still Drinking Booze, Yes To Still Being An Exhibitionist

Our favorite red headed Hollywood drunk has been seen out and about lately, partying like a rock star. Exactly what a person should be doing right out of rehab, don’t you think? Although Lindsay Lohan has not recently been photographed with booze in her hand, she has taken up chain smoking and a nice addiction to Red Bull. But don’t worry, she’s still showing off her lady parts. It’s nice to know a stint in rehab doesn’t change everything. What would the world be coming to if Lindsay Lohan stopped flashing it everywhere she went? It would be a sad world indeed. Exhibitionist: 1.... 

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Donald Trump Hates George Bush.

I saw Donald Trump in San Francisco on Sunday, at the Real Estate and Wealth Expo, put on by the Learning Annex. He’s actually quite entertaining in person. Has a potty mouth too. Which was just fine by me. I learned a lot. Including that Donald Trump is one ugly dude. He also likes children and seems to be good with them. When asked by an 11-year-old girl how she could promote herself as an actress, he gave her a big smile said she was pretty and obviously confident, as evident by the composed manner in which she asked her question, and told her to follow her dreams of acting... 

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Angelina Jolie Is Copying My Step-Dad! But In A Good Way.

Angelina Jolie has adopted another child; this time a 3-year-old boy from Vietnam. Although his birth name is Pham Quang Sang, Angelina has changed it to Pax Thien Jolie — “Pax” is Latin for “peace” and “Thien” means “sky” in Vietnamese. Video Clip As wonderful as I think it is that Angelina Jolie has the ability to extend her life and open her heart to children who so desperately need it, I can’t help but be reminded that she is not the only one in the world to adopt children from all over the world. Mia Farrow comes... 

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I Want To Eat Eight Apples And Bananas!

After you read this, I’m sure you’ll agree that the expression “going bananas” comes from the effects bananas have on the brain. Bananas contain three natural sugars – sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world’s leading athletes. But energy isn’t the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help... 

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Congrats To Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling gave birth to a boy earlier today (Tuesday). Congratulations Donna Martin! Hollywood Grind My sister’s baby was due on Sunday (the 11th), but it has yet to make an appearance. I’m so excited about being an auntie! I won’t get to the see the baby in person until next month, but thank goodness for digital cameras and email! Liam: This name is a short form of the Irish name Uilliam (William) which is now use independently as a given name. As a Hebrew name, Liam means “my people; I have a nation”. Famous bearers include ‘Oasis’... 

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Here’s Hoping Heather Mills’ Leg Flies Off!

The celebrity ballroom dancing competition show, Dancing With The Stars, is back next Monday, March 19th, on ABC (check local listings). The “stars” this go round are: ** Joey Fatone of boy band N’Sync fame ** Billy Ray Cyrus and his achy breaky heart ** Female boxing champ Laila Ali ** Clyde Dexter the NBA great ** TV Personality Leeza Gibbons ** Miss USA 2004, Shandi Finnessey ** Ian Ziering, who played Steve Sanders on Beverly Hills 90210 ** Long-legged model Paulina Porizkova ** Apolo Anton Ohno, Olympic Gold Medal winner for speed skating ** Beloved Cliff from Cheers,... 

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Anna Nicole Smith Has Been Laid To Rest…

…but certainly not in peace. The Comfort and Sweetness of Peace After the clouds, the sunshine, after the winter, the spring, after the shower, the rainbow, for life is a changeable thing. After the night, the morning, bidding all darkness cease, after life’s cares and sorrows, the comfort and sweetness of peace. Helen Steiner Rice Speak Low Time is so old and love so brief, Love is pure gold and time a thief. We’re late, darling,we’re late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon…. Ogden Nash with Kurt Weill from “One Touch... 

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Anna Nicole Smith To Be Buried Today

Anna Nicole Smith’s body has been transported to the Bahamas for her burial today. Although she will finally be in the ground (I wonder how nasty her corpse is), she will still not be resting in peace. The battle continues. According to the news blurb I just heard, Daniel’s biological father is now in the mix. He wants Daniel’s body to be exhumed (gross) and sent to Texas — along with Anna’s body — for burial together there. Um, excuse me Billy Smith, but where were you last week when all this burial stuff started? I am still on Larry Birkhead’s... 

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Matthew McConaughey!! Hip, Hip, Hooray!

Matthew McConaughey is my husband. He just doesn’t know it yet. My friends and family know it, or at least they are kind enough to indulge my fantasy, and are always on the look out for him. It’s so nice when loved ones enable harmless delusions*. Take a look at my sexy man. Jealous much? Try not to drool, you don’t want to short circuit your keyboard. YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY *Delusion: commonly defined as a fixed false belief and is used in everyday language to describe a belief that is false, fanciful or derived from deception. Delusional... 

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February Has 28 Days. Do You Know Why?

February is a tag-on month. It didn’t even exist when the Romans first started what would become our calendar. The goal was to merge the moon’s 29 ½ day month with the sun’s 365 ¼ day year. The first attempt was made by Romulus, Rome’s founder, who included 10 months, adding up to 304 days. Apparently, Romulus was as good with numbers as I am. And by good, I mean horrible. Next, according to legend, came King Numa Pompilius who added January and February. The total number of days was then 355, about the number in 12 lunar cycles, but still 10 to 11 days short of a... 

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