Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn Breakup

PEOPLE magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston, 37, and Vince Vaughn, 36, have officially broken up. Which implies that it was actually a real relationship, and not just a publicity stunt. Rumors have followed the pair since they were first pictured together in Chicago while filming The Breakup in the summer of 2005 — everything from having a fake relationship, to breaking up, to even being engaged. In an exclusive conversation, Stephen Huvane and John Pisani, (reps for Aniston and Vaughn) told PEOPLE magazine that, “After Jennifer’s trip to London several... 

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Will Beyonce Knowles Soon Be Mrs. Jay-Z?

First of all, I didn’t know that Jay-Z is closer to 40 than to 30 – in fact, he turned 37 this past Monday (12/4). I did, however, know that Beyonce Knowles just turned 25 (9/4). That’s a twelve-year difference. Jay-Z was in the 7th grade when Beyonce was born. I don’t have a problem with the age difference, it’s just fun to think about what trouble Jay-Z was getting into as a 12 year old boy while Beyonce was spitting up and having her diapers changed. Beyonce Knowles and Jay-Z started dating in 2003, and in true Hollywood style, the wedding rumors started shortly... 

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George Clooney Lost His Best Friend

George Clooney, 45, has made it pretty clear that he has no plans to ever marry, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t know how to have a long-term relationship. For the past 18 years he has given his heart to Max, his 300-pound potbellied pig, who he gained full custody of after his breakup with Kelly Preston (who is now married to John Travolta). This past Friday (12/1), while George Clooney was out of town promoting his new film The Good German, Max passed away from natural causes, at their Hollywood Hills home. Max was often featured in interviews with Clooney, who affectionately... 

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Ugly People Are Pretty. But Only In Hollywood.

In Hollywood’s superficial world of beauty, it’s refreshing to see a movie or TV character that isn’t the normal “pretty.” But, it’s still Hollywood, so even the ugly are an attractive ugly, and are usually played by an actor who is quite good looking in real life. Below are pictures of television characters and their more attractive real life counterparts. Would the characters be as funny if an unattractive actor portrayed them? Would the public accept them? Why is ugly funny, anyway? From MadTV (left to right): Moe Collins as Stuart’s Mom, Michael McDonald... 

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes — Too Cute To Hate?

Have you ever known people, or a couple, that – try as you might – you just couldn’t hate? Most recently, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are the ones at the top of my list. I can’t really put my finger on why they bug me – they just do. I’m sure that it has something to do with the fact that Tom Cruise brainwashed Katie Holmes and impregnated her with his alien spawn. Or the fact that Tom Cruise doesn’t believe that the human brain can have a chemical imbalance. Or that Katie Holmes seems to have forgotten all words except for “wonderful,” “excited,” and “happy.” All... 

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Keith Urban Leaves Rehab

Although his rep says that Keith Urban, 39, is “still undergoing treatment,” the country singer is out of rehab. He and his wife of only five months, actress Nicole Kidman, 39, enjoyed Sunday brunch yesterday at the Polo Lounge in Los Angeles. It was the first time they had been seen together since November 12th, when they were photographed strolling the grounds of the Betty Ford Center in Palm Springs. This is the second time Keith Urban has checked himself into rehab. In 1998, he sought help for both alcohol and cocaine addiction from the Cumberland Heights treatment center... 

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Heidi Klum and Laura Bennett – Project Childbirth

As most everyone knows, Heidi Klum, 33, and Seal, 43, welcomed an 8 lb, 11 oz boy into the world on Wednesday, November 22nd, naming him Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel. He joins his 1-year-old brother, Henry Guenther Ademola Dashtu Samuel, and 2–year-old sister, Leni (from Heidi’s relationship with Flavio Briatore). Seal shared the news via his website, saying, “To our children, a brother. To our parents, a grandson. To my wife and I, a son. To our family, a blessing … He is healthy, beautiful and looks just like his mother.” Heidi Klum and Seal began dating in February... 

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Lane Garrison Survives Fatal Car Accident

This past season on Prison Break, Lane Garrison’s character “Tweener” met an awful fate when Special Agent Alexander Mahone (played by Willliam Fichtner) shot him in the head. In Beverly Hills this past Saturday (12/2), Lane Garrison, 26, almost went the way of “Tweener” when the SUV he was riding in jumped a curb and hit a tree just before midnight. Although the actor received only minor injuries, the two 15-year-old girls in the car were both injured (one critically), and the 17-year-old boy was pronounced dead at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. The names of those victims... 

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Tony Parker To Make Eva Longoria A Desperate Housewife

Like so many other couples in Hollywood, Eva Longoria, 31, and Tony Parker, 24, are “thrilled to announce” that after “dating steadily for two years,” they are “officially engaged,” says Longoria’s rep, Liza Anderson. Parker, a point guard for the San Antonio Spurs, was born in Belgium and raised in France; which, according to Eva’s rep, is where they plan to wed next summer. The pair met for the first time in the locker room after a Spurs’ game in November 2004. This will be the second marriage for Eva Longoria, who divorced actor Tyler Christopher (General... 

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Mark Burnett and Roma Downey Are Getting Married

I didn’t even know they were an item. Did you? But I found a bunch of pictures of them together, so I guess they are. Over the Thanksgiving weekend, Survivor producer Mark Burnett and Touched By An Angel’s Roma Downey, both 46, got engaged. Apparently, they don’t feel the same way as Cameron Diaz when it comes to marriage. “I have found my angel,” Burnett told People magazine. The British born Burnett and Roma Downey, who is from Northern Ireland, have been together since January 2004; after years of being just neighbors in Malibu. In June of that year, Downey... 

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Cameron Diaz Says Yes To Love, But No To Marriage

Cameron Diaz, 34, is commitment-phobic and doesn’t want to get married, or have kids. She has also admitted that she doesn’t even want the responsibility of caring for a dog. Yesterday on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Ellen brought up the subject, saying, “When [Justin] was on the show I asked him if you were going to get married.” To which Cameron responded, “I saw that. You know the answer to that, Ellen. I’m a commitment-phobe. Don’t want to do it.” Good for you, Cameron Diaz! It’s about time someone in Hollywood made such a statement. She and Justin Timberlake,... 

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Tim Curry Wears Women’s Underwear

Ever since I first saw the movie version of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, I have been convinced that Tim Curry wears women’s underwear — under everything. Think about it…… As Dr. Frank N. Furter, he moves comfortably and freely in his lingerie. Almost too comfortably – as if it were a second skin – and he handles his platform heals like he’s worn them all his life. Now think about his role as Cardinal Richelieu in 1993’s The Three Musketeers. Sure, the role calls for the red Cardinal cloak / gown thing. But what about underneath? It is my contention... 

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Jack London Died – Today in Entertainment History Vol. 4

NOVEMBER 22nd On this day in 1916, noted author Jack London died of kidney failure, at the age of 40, in Glen Ellen, California. Known as one of the best writers to capture the last wild frontier of Alaska, Jack London published his first stories in 1899, and eventually produced over 50 volumes of short stories, novels, and political essays. His 1903 novel, The Call of the Wild, about a domestic dog that joins an Alaskan wolf pack, reflected his beliefs in Social Darwinism, and brought him his lasting fame. Although Jack London was identified with fierce competition and rugged... 

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Britney Spears and Paris Hilton Hang Out

The drunken-whore stars aligning with the white-trash-mother stars is the only explanation I have for the energy force that created this celebrity pairing. A picture speaks a thousand words, so I will let you enjoy the photos and draw your own conclusions. One thing is for sure, Paris Hilton has a funny looking face, and Britney Spears has fake hair* and no pants. And what’s up with the open mouth, Britney? Maybe they’re trading skills. *PROOF: One of the most common types of synthetic hair is made from fibers known as modacrylics… Hair made with this fiber has... 

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Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes – The Happy Couple

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are now happily married. If that’s what you want to call it. Apparently their first kiss lasted so long, the guests had to tell them stop, but did so a moment too soon for Tom’s taste — he wasn’t quite done sucking the remaining life force out of Katie. Can anyone tell me why they are the same height in the pictures? Is Katie Holmes barefoot? Is Tom Cruise wearing lifts? The mysteries of the alien brainwashed couple never cease. The “too long for comfort” first kiss: Dancing and cutting cake: Isabella and... 

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