How come no one ever talks about how big Lisa Vanderpump’s butt is? I can’t stand it anymore. I’m talking about it!! Lisa Vanderpump, a beautiful and successful British woman who can currently be seen weekly on Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, has a whole lot of junk …
I love tights. Love them, love them, love them!! So imagine my glee when I came across a whole article dedicated to the proper way to rock tights on the fashion blog Bringing Back The Sweater Vest. And now I’m passing on the advice to you…..…
While Russell Brand and Katy Perry are busy bringing their short marriage to an end, other celebrity couples are preparing to unite in holy matrimony. Some, for the second and third times… Basketball great Michael Jordan popped the question to his girlfriend of three years, Cuban-American model Yvette Prieto over …
Shocking, I know. And by shocking I mean I’m shocked Russell Brand is the one who filed the papers and not Katy Perry. It really was just a matter of time, right? It is Hollywood, after all. It seems that I am never actually surprised when I hear of an …
If you’ve bought presents for the kids that require batteries and you realize on Christmas morning that you’ve forgotten said batteries, don’t count on Best Buy to bail you out – because they won’t be open. I repeat…Best Buy is CLOSED on Christmas Day.…
For some people Christmas with the family means a stiff drink or two. Or three. And sometimes it isn’t until the food starts cooking that you realize you’re going to need more than you thought….. For small fixes and last-minute holiday needs, 7-11 convenience stores will be open on Christmas …
It’s pretty much a given that something will go wrong in the kitchen on Christmas Day like an important ingredient forgotten or urgently needed item missing. But fear not, there will be grocery stores open on Christmas 2011 to rescue you.…
I’m not sure if you’re aware of this, but not everyone in America celebrates Christmas at home with family and loved ones. Shocking, I know. In fact, some people like to spend the day shopping. Which, if you think about it, is pretty darn American in its own right.…
From what I can tell, the answer is NO. But I’ve been known to be wrong about such things in the past, so if you’ve got a hankering to visit Walmart on Christmas 2011, be sure to verify the hours of your local Walmart: Walmart Store Finder via the Walmart …
What to impress your dinner guests this holiday season without creating annoying work and stress? You can even employ your in-home elves and get the kids into the act if they’re able follow simple directions and fold a napkin. If I was able to easily do the following holiday napkin …
I love random Hollywood trivia, so clearly the book Hollywood Stories: Short, Entertaining Anecdotes About the Stars and Legends of the Movies! is my type of read. While I knew off the bat that I would enjoy the book, author and story teller, Stephen Schochet, far surpassed my expectations.…
Hopefully she’ll last longer than a week this time. At the end of last season’s The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim Richards was outed as an alcoholic by her younger sister Kyle Richards. The news wasn’t anything significant, as the audience had long since figured out Kim had some …
Jesse James may have a new reality TV show, but he clearly doesn’t have a new humbled ego. Which, you know, you’d think he would have since he’s been publicly revealed to be a heartless human being void of morals on more than one occasion over the last couple of …
We’ve known for years and years that Alec Baldwin has a hair-trigger temper, but I’ve always thought that when he’s lost his head, it has been over something understandable, and dare I say, legit; until now. According to reports – and even Alec Baldwin himself – the actor was removed …
Looking for a vacation property to rent in Malibu, CA? Well I’ve got some good news for you! For a mere $2,000 per week – or $75,000 for a month – you can stay in Pamela Anderson’s newly-completed Malibu beach house.…
If you’re planning to join thousands of your countrymen and women in the world of retail this Black Friday, I have two things to say: 1. You’re effin’ crazy, but I love you anyway. and 2. Lots of stores are having lots of awesome deals, as you can see below…..…
Target stores are trying something new for Black Friday 2011 – opening at midnight. It seems as though every years store open earlier and earlier for their Black Friday sales. People are going to start have Thanksgiving Breakfast instead of Dinner and sleeping through the day so they can be …
Just in case you were wondering, Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler are not engaged for a second time. According to the glossy tabloid Life & Style, however, Cavallari and Culter are back together, and planning to get married. While the rumors of the two forming a couple once again seem …
Happy Almost-Thanksgiving!! If you don’t know that Black Friday is this week, you’re clearly Un-American. Just sayin’. If you’re planning on a Walmart Black Friday, here’s what you’ll need to know… Vizio 42 inch LED 3D TV $598 (starting Friday at 8 AM) Toshiba 64 inch LCD TV $998 (starting …
Another celebrity divorce we totally saw coming….. Demi Moore, 49, has decided to officially leave her husband of six years, Ashton Kutcher, 33. In a statement released to the Associated Press, Moore made it pretty apparent that the split is due to her husband’s (alleged) roaming penis.…
On this day in 1981, hot fictional couple, Luke and Laura from the daytime soap opera General Hospital, were married while millions of ecstatic viewers watched from home. In classic soap opera fashion, the love affair of Luke (Anthony Geary) and Laura (Genie Francis) began with a great tragedy and …
So…..ummm…..yeah…..DUH!!! I’m pretty darn sure I’ve said this before, but Kat Von D is an idiot. And Jesse James is a flaming butt head. According to recent revelations from our favorite Jesse-James-banging, dirty-tattooed-bitch (aside from Bombshell McGee, of course), Mr. James was unfaithful to his girlfriend-turned-fiancée just under twenty times.…
The Country Music Awards aired on ABC Wednesday, hosted by returning duo Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley. In addition to a little play time with Faith Hill and Tim McGraw dolls, Carrie and Brad poked fun at the Hank Williams Jr foot-in-mouth-debacle, with Hank joining in on the fun, before …
The world of music has lost another great one. Dwight Arrington Myers, better known as Heavy D, died Tuesday at the age of 44. The Jamaican born rapper and music producer was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in response to a 911 call that was made at 11:25am after someone …
On this day in 1988, Geraldo Rivera’s nose was broken during the taping of his talk show, giving the phrase ‘Trash TV’ a whole new meaning, and paving the way for stellar programs such as Jenny Jones and The Jerry Springer Show.…
Jessica Simpson may not be good at catching us by surprise (read: Jessica Simpson Is Definitely Pregnant. Maybe.), but you’ve got to hand it to her for her creative way of finally confirming her pregnancy. I bet she started planning it the moment the pregnancy test came back positive.…
Happy Halloween, Bitches!! Hope you’re all having a ghoulish day and hauntingly safe night! I’m staying in to stew in my madness. It’s a long story. But don’t worry; I’ll be enjoying myself. The same cannot be said for Kris Humphries, however, who was blindsided today with the filing of …
At the end of last month I told you about the rampant rumors circulating that Jessica Simpson is pregnant with her first child. (Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant. Maybe. Maybe Not.) While there has still been no confirmation or denial from her people, there are new pictures of the former pop …
It’s time for the second installment of fashion tips courtesy of Bringing Back The Sweater Vest. Fall is upon us – as was made clear to me the instant my eyes started to itch and my nose began to run – and thus it’s time to switch up the wardrobe …
It is now officially official…..singer Amy Winehouse died of alcohol poisoning. After the initial autopsy proved inconclusive, more in-depth tests were conducted. “Toxicology results returned to the Winehouse family by authorities have confirmed that there were no illegal substances in Amy’s system at the time of her death.…
I’m starting something new, bitches!! Don’t worry, it’s something great. Get ready for weekly fashion tips! Wait, what? Fashion and Hilary Shepherd?? Do pigs fly? Here’s the deal…..I know this totally cool chick, L.M., who totally knows what she’s talking about when it comes to fashion for the hip 20-ish …
Lindsay Lohan has more mug shots than I have day-to-day bras. Seriously. I’m not sure which is sadder, now that I think about it; but whatever. The point is, stupid Lindsay Lohan – who is barely 25 – has five friggin’ mug shots under her belt.…
Oh, Lindsay Lohan. Not this again. What is your problem, dear child? I mean really; is your head full of bricks? Several reports have indicated that Lindsay Lohan has basically given the justice system – and possibly her freedom – the royal middle finger by failing to properly complete her …
So apparently fastening a stupid little seat belt on the airplane is too much for Whitney Houston to handle. The sober journey she’s one must be a rough one. Or she’s just a diva. After boarding a Delta flight in Atlanta, Ms.…
I’m starting to think the casting directors for NBC’s The Celebrity Apprentice are more interested in cat fights than finding actual celebrities to compete on the raising-money-for-charity show. Not that I’m complaining – I like reality TV drama as much as the next person – I’m just making an observation.…
I’m not sure if you’re aware of this, but Liberace was gay. Yeah, shocking; I know. In today’s world of open sexuality and flamboyance in music, artists don’t necessarily have to stay in the closet and live a life that is not authentic to who they really are.…
I’m not going to lie; when I first heard that former MMA fighter and bit-actor Joseph Son has been named as the primary suspect in the death of a fellow Wasco State Prison inmate, my first thought was that Son has committed more violent crimes than we know about.…
So apparently the word ‘metaphor’ is a misunderstood one in today’s world of journalism. Or maybe I’m just super-smart and know big words. After Hank Williams, Jr stated to Fox & Friends that President Obama and Vice President Biden are “the enemy” and using Obama’s name in the same sentence …
Excuse me a moment while I flail on the floor in uproarious laughter. Call me a skeptic, but there’s just no way Gene Simmons will be able to cease his extra curricular activities; a wedding ring doesn’t make a man magically stop cheating.…
When actor Jeff Conaway died last May after being hospitalized with pneumonia and sepsis, there was much speculation about the cause – was it old age, was it an accident, was it drugs? All were good questions; the man did, after all, have his share of drug and health problems …