Halle Berry Is Officially Engaged, Wants To Move To France

So Halle Berry – who has said on more than one occasion that she will never marry again – is officially engaged to Olivier Martinez. I say “officially” because there were rumors of an engagement around the winter holidays; apparently it wasn’t true then, but it is now. I suppose I should extend my congratulations to the happy couple, but I can’t help but think the timing of their engagement has more to do with a certain custody battle than it does a burning desire to be married. Maybe it’s just me. But I doubt it. So what does Halle Berry’s marital status have... 

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Zsa Zsa Gabor Turns 95. Fredric Prinz Von Anhalt Celebrates Without Her.

Remember that guttural feeling of horror that came over you the first time you watched the movie Psycho and realized that Norman Bates was keeping the body of his dead mother locked up in his house? Yeah, well that’s how I felt when I read about the birthday party Frederic Prinz von Anhalt recently threw in honor of his wife, Zsa Zsa Gabor. Call me crazy, but there’s something fishy about a party’s guest of honor staying in their bedroom all night. Perhaps it’s because I find Prinz von Anhalt to be a slimy creature, or maybe it’s because I’m fascinated by the macabre,... 

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Demi Moore Can Whip-It. Whip-It Good.

Ok, that was in bad taste; I apologize. Sort of. Here’s a little something fun to ponder….. What if the split of Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher had nothing to do with his roaming penis and everything to do with her being a crazy whip-it freak? Stranger things have happened, ya know. It could very well be one of those so-crazy-it-must-be-true celebrity stories. Just throwing it out there; don’t get your panties in a bunch. So, yeah…Demi Moore was taken to the hospital in an ambulance on Monday night after someone from her home called 911. The event was confirmed by the... 

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Kristin Cavallari And Jay Cutler Are Having A Baby

I would like to start by saying that just because Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler are engaged for a second time and have announced they are expecting a child together, that doesn’t mean my prediction last November that they won’t tie the knot can’t still come true. That being said, I would like to congratulate the happy couple on their impending parenthood. “We are thrilled to announce we are expecting our first child together…It’s an amazing time in our life and we can’t wait to meet the new addition to our growing family,” they told PEOPLE magazine... 

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Johnny Depp And Vanessa Paradis Have Split. Maybe.

Here’s another couple whose rumored split has slapped me upside the head. Not only are Heidi Klum and Seal reportedly divorcing, actor Johnny Depp and his longtime lady, Vanessa Paradis have allegedly gone their separate ways. The latest gossip puts the pair 5,000 miles apart. After 14 years, the relationship between Johnny Depp, 48, and Vanessa Paradis, 39, is apparently at a breaking point. On Friday the French actress and singer was spotted shopping in the Marais district of Paris and going for a fitting at Chanel. She is expected to make an appearance at the premiere... 

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Heidi Klum Filing For Divorce From Seal. Allegedly.

Nooooo!!! Say it isn’t so!! Heidi Klum and Seal are over?? That’s what it’s looking like – as of now, anyway. Reports are circulating that super-gorgeous and sweet Heidi Klum is filing for divorce from sexy singer husband Seal. The couple has been married for about almost 7 years. Allegedly, Klum will be filing divorce papers in Los Angeles next week, and will (of course) be citing “irreconcilable differences.” I’m totally bummed about this split. Heidi Klum and Seal are so cute together! They seemed really in love with each other and clearly loved to have fun... 

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Jennifer Aniston Is Pregnant. Or Bloated.

Over the past week or so, actress Jennifer Aniston has been spotted and photographed with what looks to be a little baby bump. Of course, being the woman that I am, I know that it could possibly just be that Ms. Aniston is at a certain point in her monthly cycle and was simply bloated. But whatever, this is a celebrity gossip site, so let’s go with pregnant. According to certain unknown sources, the 42-year-old actress is six months along in her gestation. Back in October, Jennifer Aniston and her boyfriend Justin Theroux were photographed leaving a clinic, but denied it... 

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Avril Lavigne And Brody Jenner Split

If you remove tattoos for a living, you might want to get in touch with Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner. Lavigne and Jenner, who were together for about two years, have broken up and I’m assuming they will soon regret permanently marking themselves with each others’ name. Reportedly Us Weekly has confirmed with multiple sources that Lavigne, 25, and Jenner, 26, called it quits last week. Their disagreements over how to balance the relationship and individuals career goals is being blamed for the split. “Every time he wanted to come back and take meetings to get his... 

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Heather Locklear Hospitalized Due To Booze And Pills

Now accepting bets on how long Heather Locklear will wait before checking into rehab again. Actress Heather Locklear was rushed to the hospital on Thursday afternoon after she allegedly poisoned herself by mixing too much alcohol with prescription medication. According to reports, Locklear’s sister phoned 911 just after 2:00pm and told the dispatcher that Heather was in need of immediate help. Both the Ventura County Sheriff’s Department and the local Fire Department responded to the scene where the Paramedics determined Heather needed to be hospitalized. “Emergency response... 

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Beyonce Knowles And Jay-Z Are Officially Parents

Oh my god, you guys! The golden child is here!! Aren’t you excited?? Yeah, me neither. It’s just another celebrity baby if you ask me. Another celebrity baby with a weird name! According to reports, Beyonce and husband Jay-Z (real name Shawn Carter) welcomed daughter, Blue Ivy Carter, into their lives on Saturday. The bundle of joy arrived via c-section. I’m sure the hunt for a scar will begin the moment Beyonce leaves the hospital. Yes, the baby’s name is Blue Ivy. It’s Blue Ivy, people! What kind of crap is that to stick on a kid? Geez. Upon receiving the news... 

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Octomom Nadya Suleman Dumped By Management Team

It’s being reported by TMZ that Nadya Suleman, who became an overnight horror show after giving birth to eight children on purpose, has been dropped by her management team. Apparently Octomom doesn’t like to follow the rules. Big surprise, right? Not! Sources are saying that Nadya Suleman has turned into the “ultimate flake” and her management team – the people who were simply trying to help the mother of 14 make some money to feed all those mouths – finally had enough. …her management team would book her on paying gig after paying gig … and Nadya “would... 

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Oh My God, Becky! Look At Lisa Vanderpump’s Butt!

How come no one ever talks about how big Lisa Vanderpump’s butt is? I can’t stand it anymore. I’m talking about it!! Lisa Vanderpump, a beautiful and successful British woman who can currently be seen weekly on Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, has a whole lot of junk in her trunk. It could totally give Kim Kardashian’s derrière a run for the money. Baby got back! Seriously. Here’s another question about Lisa Vanderpump’s ass… how come I can’t find good pictures of it?? It’s a great ass! There should be pictures of it all over the internet!... 

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Fashion Advice – There’s A Right Way And A Wrong To Wear Tights

I love tights. Love them, love them, love them!! So imagine my glee when I came across a whole article dedicated to the proper way to rock tights on the fashion blog Bringing Back The Sweater Vest. And now I’m passing on the advice to you….. – If the tights have a pattern on them, keep the rest of your outfit simple so the attention is on the tights. – On the other hand, if you want the focus to be on your outfit, keep the tights simple. – It is ok to match your tights with your shoes. – It is not ok, however, to wear tights with open toe shoes... 

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Steven Tyler And Wynonna Judd Are Getting Married. But Not To Each Other.

While Russell Brand and Katy Perry are busy bringing their short marriage to an end, other celebrity couples are preparing to unite in holy matrimony. Some, for the second and third times… Basketball great Michael Jordan popped the question to his girlfriend of three years, Cuban-American model Yvette Prieto over the Christmas weekend. This will be the second marriage for Jordan, who tied the knot with Juanita Vanoy in 1989 and divorced her in 2006. Image Source Steven Tyler, 63, will be walking down the aisle for a third time to wed his girlfriend of five years, 38-year-old... 

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Russell Brand Is Divorcing Katy Perry

Shocking, I know. And by shocking I mean I’m shocked Russell Brand is the one who filed the papers and not Katy Perry. It really was just a matter of time, right? It is Hollywood, after all. It seems that I am never actually surprised when I hear of an impending celebrity divorce, but I can be taken aback; as I am in this case. I actually think Katy Perry and Russell Brand made a cute couple. But, as with any relationship, there’s more to it than just being cute together. The rumors of a split have been circling for a while now, but it wasn’t until Russell Brand was photographed... 

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