Demi Moore Is Divorcing Ashton Kutcher

Another celebrity divorce we totally saw coming….. Demi Moore, 49, has decided to officially leave her husband of six years, Ashton Kutcher, 33. In a statement released to the Associated Press, Moore made it pretty apparent that the split is due to her husband’s (alleged) roaming penis. “As a woman, a mother and a wife, there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life,” she told the news service. Rumors of infidelity have always plagued the couple, much due to their large age gap. But it wasn’t... 

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Luke And Laura Get Married – Happened In The 80s – November 17th

On this day in 1981, hot fictional couple, Luke and Laura from the daytime soap opera General Hospital, were married while millions of ecstatic viewers watched from home. In classic soap opera fashion, the love affair of Luke (Anthony Geary) and Laura (Genie Francis) began with a great tragedy and over-the-top drama. Despite having been raped by a drunken Luke, Laura later falls in love with him. Originally, critics of the soap opera genre panned the choice of having a rape victim fall in love with her rapist. The unlikely pairing became popular in spite of Luke’s past... 

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Kat Von D Says Jesse James Is A Cheater. Derrrrr!!!

So…..ummm…..yeah…..DUH!!! I’m pretty darn sure I’ve said this before, but Kat Von D is an idiot. And Jesse James is a flaming butt head. According to recent revelations from our favorite Jesse-James-banging, dirty-tattooed-bitch (aside from Bombshell McGee, of course), Mr. James was unfaithful to his girlfriend-turned-fiancée just under twenty times. If this news surprises you, you’ve either been living under a rock, or you’re a complete moron. OR you’re a stupid-ass bitch who simply wants the affection of a man and is totally blind to the womanizing ways of... 

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CMA Awards 2011 – Country Music Awards Winners List

The Country Music Awards aired on ABC Wednesday, hosted by returning duo Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley. In addition to a little play time with Faith Hill and Tim McGraw dolls, Carrie and Brad poked fun at the Hank Williams Jr foot-in-mouth-debacle, with Hank joining in on the fun, before turning their playful teasing to Kim Kardashian and her “forever” marriage. I must say, Carrie and Brad are quite cute together; it’s clear they have a real friendly connection and honest chemistry. And the CMA Awards 2011 Winners Are….. Entertainer of the Year: Taylor Swift New... 

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Rapper Heavy D Dead At Age 44

The world of music has lost another great one. Dwight Arrington Myers, better known as Heavy D, died Tuesday at the age of 44. The Jamaican born rapper and music producer was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in response to a 911 call that was made at 11:25am after someone found him unconscious in the front walkway of his Beverly Hills home. Although conscious and able to speak when help arrived, Heavy D was pronounced dead in the emergency room at 1:00pm. According to initial reports, pneumonia may have played a part. The man who found Heavy D indicates that he had just... 

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Geraldo Rivera Nose Broken In On-Air Brawl – Happened In The 80s – November 3rd

On this day in 1988, Geraldo Rivera’s nose was broken during the taping of his talk show, giving the phrase ‘Trash TV’ a whole new meaning, and paving the way for stellar programs such as Jenny Jones and The Jerry Springer Show. Entitled “Teen Hatemongers,” the program’s panel included, among others, 20-year-old John Metzger representing the White Aryan Resistance Youth, and Roy Innis, an African American Civil Right Activist. Everything was going as well as could be expected (you know, given the amount of ignorance and hate on the stage) until Metzger referred to... 

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Hollywood Does A Pregnant Halloween

Jessica Simpson may not be good at catching us by surprise (read: Jessica Simpson Is Definitely Pregnant. Maybe.), but you’ve got to hand it to her for her creative way of finally confirming her pregnancy. I bet she started planning it the moment the pregnancy test came back positive. In fact, I bet she planned all along to wait until Halloween to announce she’s with child and those stupid pictures from New York ruined it all. Image Source We knew Jennifer Garner was pregnant, but I didn’t realize she was this pregnant. The costume looks comfortable, that’s for sure! Image... 

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Kim Kardashian Filed For Divorce Today

Happy Halloween, Bitches!! Hope you’re all having a ghoulish day and hauntingly safe night! I’m staying in to stew in my madness. It’s a long story. But don’t worry; I’ll be enjoying myself. The same cannot be said for Kris Humphries, however, who was blindsided today with the filing of divorce papers by his wife of 72 days, Kim Kardashian. While I am by no means surprised by this turn of events, I am a bit taken aback that the fame whore wasn’t able to milk the marriage for another month or two. Perhaps I’m wrong here, but I think you’d be hard-pressed to find... 

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Jessica Simpson Is Definitely Pregnant. Maybe.

At the end of last month I told you about the rampant rumors circulating that Jessica Simpson is pregnant with her first child. (Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant. Maybe. Maybe Not.) While there has still been no confirmation or denial from her people, there are new pictures of the former pop star that are clearly trying to tell us something. As far as I can guess, the pictures are either telling us that Jessica Simpson has entered her second trimester, or she’s taken up smuggling basketballs. I’m going with the former, but that’s just me. On a related note, Jessica Simpson’s... 

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Celebrity Fashion Trends – Autumn Is Here, Time To Layer!

It’s time for the second installment of fashion tips courtesy of Bringing Back The Sweater Vest. Fall is upon us – as was made clear to me the instant my eyes started to itch and my nose began to run – and thus it’s time to switch up the wardrobe a bit. Where once we had sunny days and warm nights calling for shorts and thin tops, we now have cooler days with burst of heat and sometimes downright chilly nights; what is a girl to do? Aside from the allergies, there’s nothing I find more annoying this time a year than not dressing correctly for the day. The solution? Layers!!! Not... 

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Amy Winehouse Cause Of Death Revealed

It is now officially official…..singer Amy Winehouse died of alcohol poisoning. After the initial autopsy proved inconclusive, more in-depth tests were conducted. “Toxicology results returned to the Winehouse family by authorities have confirmed that there were no illegal substances in Amy’s system at the time of her death. Results indicate that alcohol was present but it cannot be determined as yet if it played a role in her death.” [source] Well now it has been determined, and according to the official ruling of coroner Suzanne Greenaway, “death by misadventure”... 

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Homemade Halloween Costume Ideas (via BBTSV)

I’m starting something new, bitches!! Don’t worry, it’s something great. Get ready for weekly fashion tips! Wait, what? Fashion and Hilary Shepherd?? Do pigs fly? Here’s the deal…..I know this totally cool chick, L.M., who totally knows what she’s talking about when it comes to fashion for the hip 20-ish and 30-something female, and she’s got a new fashion blog called Bringing Back The Sweater Vest (hence, my post title). Ok, so she’s basically related to me because someday we’ll most likely share a last name, but whatever; I want to support her regardless.... 

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Lindsay Lohan Handcuffed In Court. Again. Takes Mug Shot. Again.

Lindsay Lohan has more mug shots than I have day-to-day bras. Seriously. I’m not sure which is sadder, now that I think about it; but whatever. The point is, stupid Lindsay Lohan – who is barely 25 – has five friggin’ mug shots under her belt. I suppose this is where my big heart is supposed to come in, but quite frankly I’m plum out of sympathy in the Lohan department. There are just so many times I can listen to a privileged celebrity blame everyone and everything but themselves and their terrible choices, before I turn off the light of empathy all together. My... 

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Lindsay Lohan Going Back To Court Again. Again.

Oh, Lindsay Lohan. Not this again. What is your problem, dear child? I mean really; is your head full of bricks? Several reports have indicated that Lindsay Lohan has basically given the justice system – and possibly her freedom – the royal middle finger by failing to properly complete her court-ordered community service (she was literally kicked out as a result), and blowing off mandatory therapy appointments. Lindsay Lohan has been kicked out of the program where she was supposed to complete her community service because she violated the rules numerous times. Judge Stephanie... 

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Whitney Houston Almost Kicked Off Delta Flight

So apparently fastening a stupid little seat belt on the airplane is too much for Whitney Houston to handle. The sober journey she’s one must be a rough one. Or she’s just a diva. After boarding a Delta flight in Atlanta, Ms. Houston was asked to buckle her seat belt – as are all flyers – and she refused. When a second member of the crew told Houston she would be removed from the plane if she did not put on her seat belt, Houston still refused to buckle her belt (which I’m sure was highly annoying to the rest of the passengers). Finally Diva Whitney allowed a crew... 

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