Check out these pictures of the Beyonce impostor chick in Vienna. Is it just me, or does she look nothing like the real Beyonce? In case you are unaware, the story goes like this: A radio station in Austria called the Albertina Museum on Tuesday saying Beyonce would be visiting …
Please do not continue reading if you just ate or have a sensitive stomach; this post includes two of the most nauseating celebrity couples in Hollywood today. You have been warned. First up, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt – now officially Mr.…
Wednesday night is date night, which means you guys get a little neglected; and for that I apologize. Here’s a little something to cover my butt. Did you know the Los Angeles Riots happened 17 years ago today (April 29th)? Yes, it really has been that long.…
We all know the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears – little girl breaks into home, eats bear food, goes through bear belongings, falls asleep in bear beds. But what happened to her once she was chased away and grew into an adult?…
Is Carmen Electra Pregnant? Yes. No. Maybe so. Carmen Electra has never been one to shy away from wearing a bikini (or less), so it was a bit of a surprise when she showed up at the MGM Grand’s Wet Republic pool in Las Vegas wearing a long blue sun …
Sarah Jessica Parker, 44, and Matthew Broderick, 47, are expecting twin girls via a surrogate it was announced by their rep today. “Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are happily anticipating the birth of their twin daughters later this summer with the generous help of a surrogate.…
I found myself laughing for a moment this weekend when my boyfriend and I were having a little spat – which we often do when there is a lapse in communication and are basically bickering over who said what and when.…
The #1 movie in theaters this past weekend was Obsessed, starring Idris Elba as Derek Charles, Beyonce as Derek’s wife Sharon, and Ali Larter as Derek’s stalker Lisa. In a nutshell…..the story starts with Lisa showing up at Derek’s office and wiggling her way into the position of his assistant.…
Sad news tonight…..actress Beatrice Arthur has died at the age of 86. I know Bea Arthur as Dorothy Zbornak on NBC’s Golden Girls from 1985 to 1992, but older generations know her most as Maude, a spinoff of All in the Family.…
I had every intention of doing multiple posts tonight, but my brain seems to have a different plan as it is currently pounding against my skull. So this is what you’re getting instead. Jay Leno was hospitalized this morning after falling ill during a meeting before today’s taping of his …
I had so much fun Wednesday night! My best friend K and I went to the Andrew James Salon in Cupertino, CA and met Leslie Gornstein, E! Online’s one and only Answer Bitch. Can I just start by saying Leslie is friggin’ hilarious!…
Remember last November when a Florida teen committed suicide in front of a live web audience? Well here’s a similar story, but with a very different ending. It was profiled on my local news last night: ROSEVILLE – Dispatcher Kurt Anderson has asked how he could help, for the past …
See Brooke Hogan. See Brooke Hogan’s boyfriend. No, I’m asking…..can you see Brooke Hogan’s boyfriend? My lord she towers over him! He is literally in her shadow. The pictures were taken while Brooke Hogan and her “rapper” boyfriend Yannique Barker, who goes by the name Stack$, were at the beach …
Former Miss USA Shanna Moakler is coming to the defense of Miss California Carrie Prejean. Sort of. While Shanna praises Carrie for her convictions, Shanna disagrees with the pageant contestant’s beliefs – and the way she answered Perez Hilton’s question about gay marriage.…
Note to self: Do not ask Michelle Rodriguez to be a bridesmaid. I’ve always thought Michelle Rodriguez was a bit odd, but I didn’t realize that she’s bat-@@@@ crazy too, and apparently doesn’t like to share the spotlight. Michelle Rodriguez’s manager Giancarlo Chersich married Dominican actress Celinies Toribio during a …
How cool is this? Three-time Grammy winner Jill Scott and her drummer fiancé Lil John Roberts had a baby boy yesterday, April 20th at 4:20p.m. The baby weighed in at 7 lbs., 8 oz. and was given the name Jett Hamilton Roberts.…
There’s been an interesting development in the case of Sandra Cantu’s kidnapping and murder in Tracy, CA. Sandra’s accused killer Melissa Huckaby has been tied to a January report of a 7-year-old girl being taken to a park for 4 hours and returned to her family high on muscle relaxers.…
The Miss USA pageant was on last night. I attempted to watch it but when the girls came out “dancing” to “That’s Not My Name” and I saw how horribly awkward and uncomfortably stiff so many of them looked I couldn’t stand it and had to move on.…
Did you catch The Family Guy last night? Brian went on a crusade to legalize marijuana; with the help of Stewie and musical numbers, of course. “Everything is better with a bag of weed!” The folks at the FCC must have been stoned when they let this one go by.…
A big congratulations goes out to Grey’s Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo and her husband music producer Chris Ivery – the couple is reportedly expecting their first child. This particular pregnancy announcement makes be extra happy because Ellen is 39 and her husband is 41, and this is the first child …
Madonna fell off a horse again, and ended up in the hospital again. But this time the injuries weren’t as severe as they were in 2005. According to Madonna’s publicist Liz Rosenberg, the 50-year-old singer suffered “minor injuries and bruises” after falling from a horse on Saturday while riding in …
On this day in 1984, the song on the top of the pop charts was “Footloose” by Kenny Loggins. The song holds a special place in my heart. I have very cherished memories of my friend and I dancing around in her back room, kicking off our Sunday shoes.…
It’s not uncommon to hear about a couple who have been together for most of their lives dying within weeks or months of each other. It’s like when the first one goes, the second one loses a part of their heart and soul and can no longer go on.…
I’ve never heard of Nadja Benaissa, have you? She’s some pop singer in Germany. She’s also facing up to 10 years in prison. An ex-lover of Nadja Benaissa has come forth saying that he is HIV positive, and that he got it from Nadja.…
There was a public memorial today in Tracy for Sandra Cantu, whose short innocent life was snuffed out for absolutely no reason. Thousands of people attended the service today which was held at one of Tracy’s high schools, West High. The gymnasium was packed, the cafeteria was packed, and the …
From one of my local news outlets, News10.net: STOCKTON, CA – Melissa Huckaby, the Sunday school teacher accused in the death of Sandra Cantu, was charged with one count of murder with special circumstances, including child molestation. The criminal complaint filed by the San Joaquin County District Attorney’s Office alleges …
Redmond O’Neal is facing up to three years in prison for his latest drug arrest. It’s about friggin’ time, if you ask me. The son of Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O’Neal has gotten way too many free passes. In 2005 Redmond O’Neal pled guilty to possession of meth and coke.…
Here comes Peter Cotton Tail, Hopping down the bunny trail, Hippity-Hoppity, Easter’s on its way! Happy Easter everyone! I’m on my way out the door to spend the day with my family in Berkeley. I’m doing an Easter egg hunt for my 2-year-old nephew so I’m aiming to get there …
Lindsay’s crazy this I know, For her best friends tell me so. Lindsay Lohan’s closest friends say that not only is Lindsay totally distraught about her split from Samantha Ronson, but she’s lost complete control of her life. Oh, and that she’s totally mental and needs help.…
A suspect has been arrested and charged with the kidnapping and murder of 8-year-old Sandra Cantu who went missing from her home in Tracy, CA on March 27th. Melissa Huckaby, 28, was arrested late Friday and taken to the San Joaquin County Jail where she was booked and charged.…
Okay Nadya Suleman, your selfish narcissistic need to be in the spotlight and the compulsion to do whatever it takes to stay there, has gone too far. No, nay, never you said. There’s just no way you would do it you said.…
Farrah Fawcett checked out of the hospital Thursday with her long time companion Ryan O’Neal at her side. The 62-year-old actress was hospitalized earlier this week due to internal bleeding, which they’re saying was not directly related to the anal cancer she’s been suffering from since relapsing in 2007; rather, …
Trey Parker and Matt Stone are brilliant. Not that I didn’t already know that. But their latest episode of “South Park” was literally miraculous. In 21 minutes and 32 seconds, “South Park” accomplished what nothing else in this world has been able to – they broke Kanye West and kicked …
After six years of marriage, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze, Jr. are becoming parents. A close source to the couple tells People magazine the bundle of joy will arrive sometime in the fall. [Source] Sarah Michelle Gellar was born in April 14, 1977.…
Ok, I understand that celebrities grow tired of cameras in their face and people following them around. But come on! Does it really call for assault? Last night at New York’s La Guardia airport a TMZ photographer spotted Woody Harrelson, so he did his job and followed the actor while …
This might ruffle some feathers – which is why I’m going to say it – but I for one want Lindsay Lohan to go crazy and have a total breakdown. I want her to go all out Britney Spears crazy – the shaved head, attack on a car with an …
Quite a bit has happened in the land of Lindsay Lohan in these few days since she was denied entry into the Ronson party on Friday. On Saturday it was reported that a locksmith was at Samantha Ronson’s home changing the locks.…
A couple celebrity births to announce. At 1:23p.m. on Friday April 3rd, Trista and Ryan Sutter welcomed their second child, a girl; the couple named her Blakesley Grace Sutter. An exhausted Trista Sutter told Life & Style magazine, “She’s healthy. Everything is really good.”…
While Redmond O’Neal was off getting arrested, his mother Farrah Fawcett was being hospitalized. The 62-year-old former Charlie’s Angels actress has been fighting cancer for three years and had a little set back this weekend. While in Germany, where she had been undergoing an experimental stem-cell treatment, Farah Fawcett was …
Dressed in a black suit with four bodyguards and his mother at his side, Chris Brown arrived at the Clara Shortridge Foltz Criminal Justice a little before 3:30p.m. Inside, Chris Brown pleaded not guilty to charges of assault causing great bodily injury and making criminal threats.…
This is horrible, just horrible. This morning some farm workers found a black container in an irrigation ditch they were draining. At 8pm tonight it was confirmed that inside the container, which turned out to be a black suitcase, was the body of Sandra Cantu, who went missing from her …
After I read the following quotes, the image of a sad and lonely little girl who just wants to be loved, immediately popped into my head. Paris Hilton and her boyfriend of the moment Doug Reinhardt were at the I Heart Ronson for JCPenney party last night and apparently couldn’t …
It’s been a few days since I’ve talked about Nadya Suleman and I was starting to miss her, and I didn’t want us to go into the weekend without knowing what’s going on with our favorite Octomom. A couple of days ago someone threw a baby seat through the back …
Sorry I’ve been a little lacking on the gossip lately. I’ve been working on some other stuff that’ll hopefully expand my bank account. So we don’t fall too far behind on the gossip, read up on it here, and I’ll be back to my normal posting in the next few …
UPDATE: Monday March 30th at 8:45 a.m. – Sandra Cantu is still missing. Police have received some tips that they are following up on, but there has been no concrete change in the case. Have you seen this girl? Sandra Cantu disappeared from the Orchard Estate Mobile Home Park on …
Please Note: This is an email forward, so if it’s wrong in any way, it’s not my fault. This one is priceless… A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address! A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.…
The following clip is from the hilariously politically incorrect show The Family Guy. It was not allowed to be aired on FOX, but from what I understand, it’s included in the DVD set. The lyrics are below the video. Anywhoo…..I…
Holy Crap. The Octomom Drama just keeps getting better and better. How much you wanna bet this storyline will show up on a Soap Opera or an episode of Law & Order pretty soon; of course, on Law & Order one of the babies would have to die.…
Now that Howard K. Stern, Dr. Sandeep Kapoor and Dr. Khristine Eroshevich have been arrested and charged with supplying and heavily plying Anna Nicole Smith with drugs, Florida officials have decided that Anna’s death is worth reexamining. This is excellent news for those of us who have believed since the …
Ok, ok, so the accidents took place in New York and Spain, but the victims are fairly “Hollywood.” Lance Armstrong was banging Kate Hudson for awhile, after all. Matt Lauer was M.I.A. from the Today show today as a result of dislocating his shoulder this weekend when he was thrown …
Are pigs flying and I just don’t know it? David Letterman married is longtime girlfriend Regina Lasko last Thursday. Letterman made the announcement himself during Monday’s taping of the “Late Show.” “On Thursday, at 3 p.m., March 19, 2009, at the Teton County Courthouse in Choteau, Montana, I was married …
UPDATE 3/24: Word has it that Nadya fired the Angels in Waiting crew because she believed that they, along with their lawyer Gloria Allred, was spying on her and reporting her to CPS. Here’s another something to add to the extensive list of things wrong with Octomom Nadya Suleman.…
British reality star Jade Goody died early this morning, Mother’s Day in England, at the age of 27 after her courageous battle with cervical cancer. Her mother was by her side. Jade’s death was inevitable, but it’s still sad to report; she had so much more life to live.…
Bruce Willis married his fashion model girlfriend Emma Hemming earlier today in Parrot Cay, located on the Turks and Caicos Islands in the Caribbean. Of course Bruce’s ex-wife Demi Moore and her husband Ashton Kutcher were there, as was Madonna, which sort of took me by surprise.…
After seven and a half of dating, actor Harrison Ford, 64, has proposed to girlfriend Calista Flockhart, 44. It happened over the Valentine’s Day weekend while the couple was on a family vacation with son Liam. Ford and Flockhart have always been a pretty undercover couple, and value their privacy …
On this day in 1984….. Kate & Allie, a sitcom starring Susan Saint James and Jane Curtin premiered on CBS as a midseason replacement. The innovative show revolved around two divorced single mothers, Saint James and Curtin, dealing with the day-to-day issues of parenting, dating after divorce, and getting along …
Today we are reminded of just how precious life is, and how quickly it can be taken away. In just a matter of days, 45-year-old actress Natasha Richardson went from a vibrant wife and mother of two to a woman clinging to life, and then ultimately losing it.…
When I first heard about this, I was a bit shocked; Leann Rimes just doesn’t seem the cheating type, you know? Then it occurred to me that she was 19 when she got married, and that’s when it all made sense.…
Corned Beef and Cabbage Prep Time: 10 Minutes Cook Time: 2 Hours 25 Minutes Ready In: 2 Hours 35 Minutes Servings: 5 This traditional Irish dish is the centerpiece for many a St. Patrick’s Day table. Pre-seasoned corned beef – available at most grocery stores – takes a long, lovely …
“Erin go bragh” means “Ireland Forever” in case you were wondering, and is actually the Anglicizatin of a Gaelic phrase used to express allegiance to Ireland. Today is St. Patrick’s Day – the one day of the year when we can all be Irish.…
This morning on his radio show Imus In the Morning, Don Imus shared with his audience that he has stage two prostate cancer. Don Imus sounded upbeat and hopeful for his recovery, saying that he has “great confidence” in his doctors and is sure he will beat the deadly disease.…
Hollywood is going baby boy crazy! First it was Anne Heche about a week ago, and then Charlie Sheen’s wife gave birth to twin boys this past Saturday. Now it’s being reported that late-night talk show host Carson Daly, 35, and his girlfriend Siri Pinter welcomed a son into the …
California’s attorney general Jerry Brown believes there are three people responsible for the drug fueled demise of the late Anna Nicole Smith, but he points the finger at one of them more than the other two. Jerry Brown singled out Howard K.…
The wheels of justice are spinning in the Anna Nicole Smith drug case. Yesterday it was announced that Howard K. Stern and two doctors were charged with several drug-related offenses. It’s about friggin’ time if you ask me. Here’s the latest from TMZ: Howard K.…
From the California Attorney General: Los Angeles – Attorney General Edmund G. Brown Jr. announced that three individuals — Howard K. Stern, Doctor Khristine Eroshevich, and Doctor Sandeep Kapoor – have been charged with conspiring to “repeatedly and excessively” furnish controlled substances to Anna Nicole Smith.…
Ok, I’m totally confused. Does Octomom Nadya Suleman have around the clock care for her 14 children courtesy of Angels in Waiting or not? This morning I read this on Hollywood Grind: Angels in Waiting is hopping mad that Nadya Suleman said she accepted their nursing support offer to help …
I’ve never seen ‘Iron Chef America’ on the Food Network, nor do I have any idea who Cat Cora is, but this story was just too cool to pass up. Meet Cat Cora (left) and her wife Jennifer (right). Cat Cora announced today that she is set to give birth …
Got this in my Inbox a little while ago….. Perpetual Hollywood trainwreck Andy Dick may be under court-ordered house arrest on drug charges, but that doesn’t mean he can’t have some fun. In Atom.com’s new exclusive series House Arrest with Andy Dick, everyone’s favorite D-lister invites some of his celebrity …
And I mean that with all the love in my heart. My cold, cold, heartless heart. Jessica Simpson is all butt hurt because she thought her boyfriend of just over a year, Tony Romo, was going to propose to her. “Jessica was really hoping that she was going to get …
The first episode of the new season of Dancing With The Stars started a few minutes ago, but I already have the results. Thanks to [Us Magazine]….. Lil Kim Dedicating her cha cha cha to the women at the “federal detention center,” the rapper (who was sentenced to prison in …
We all know that girls just want to have fun, but what about the boys? They deserve more than their hand, don’t you think? Well, thank goodness for the #1 male masturbation toy on the market today – the Fleshlight. Made of a realistic material called cyberskin, the Fleshlight has …
Late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel and comedienne Sarah Silverman have broken up – for the second time in less than 9 months. Back in July, after 6 years of dating, the funny couple separated for unknown reasons. They reunited in October, and in November Sarah Silverman was quoted …
On this day in 1982….. Comedian John Belushi died of a drug overdose at the age of 33. Born to a first-generation Albanian American mother and Albanian immigrant father in Chicago, Illinois on January 24, 1949, John Adam Belushi grew up just outside of Chicago, in Wheaton, where he attended …
Britney Spears kicked off her first tour in 5 years Tuesday night in New Orleans. It got some mixed reviews, but the two things that everyone seems to agree on is Britney’s obvious lip syncing and her lack of energetic dancing.…
On this day in 1985….. The TV show “Moonlighting” starring Cybill Shepherd and Bruce Willis premiered on ABC, kicking off with a two-hour TV movie. Touted as a comedy/mystery/romance series, “Moonlighting” revolved around the Blue Moon Detective Agency and its cases investigated by partners, Madeline “Maddie” Hayes (Cybill Shepherd) and …
If what’s being reported is true, this is just sad. From PEOPLE: Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together, PEOPLE has learned exclusively. The pair have reunited almost three weeks after Brown, 19, allegedly battered the “Umbrella” singer on Feb.…
You haven’t masturbated until you’ve masturbated with the Fleshlight Flashlight Pussy. It’s better than a blowup doll and even the most realistic latex sex toys. Encased in a container that looks like a large flashlight (so it doesn’t scream “sex toy”) the Fleshlight contains an “interchangeable masturbation sleeve” created with …
From AOL News: LOS ANGELES (Feb. 25) – They have a sample of his DNA, a description from a survivor and a $500,000 reward, but detectives investigating the city’s most notorious serial killer have hit a wall. On Wednesday, they released a recording of a 1987 emergency call in hopes …
I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this already, but my boyfriend and I have decided to make Wednesday nights our “date night” so you’ll have to excuse me if my Wednesday posts come up a bit short. Tonight we took advantage of a 2-for-1 coupon at TGI Friday’s then went …
On this day in 1989….. Margaret Mary Ray, who was best known as David Letterman’s stalker, was arrested on February 24, 1989 after being found inside David Letterman’s home and claiming to be the comedian’s wife. This was not the first time Margaret Ray got in trouble because of her …
The 81st Annual Academy Awards were last night. I sort of watched it, but it started earlier than I thought and I was working most of time so I’m sure I missed a bunch. I did, however, catch the camera cutting to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie while Jennifer Aniston …
Adorable couple Nicole Richie, 27, and Joel Madden, 29, are giving their adorable baby Harlow, 1, an adorable little brother or sister. How adorable. Joel Madden announced the news on the Good Charlotte website. What’s better than winning an Oscar? I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is …
There have been a lot of celebrities having twins lately, but did you know that a bunch of celebrities are twins themselves? Did you know that Kiefer Sutherland has a twin sister named Rachel? Or that Alanis Morissette has a twin brother who also shares her love of music?…
On this day in 1988….. Televangelist Jimmy Swaggart looked into a camera and sobbed as he confessed his sins to his congregation. But his downfall began about two years before that; he just didn’t know it. It’s a case of the pot calling the kettle black and karma then kicking …
Yesterday TMZ posted a photo of Rihanna taken the night Chris Brown assaulted her. I would say ‘allegedly,’ but come on! Yeah, Chris Brown is innocent until proven guilty, blah, blah, blah – but a picture speaks a thousand words. Image Source Today – which happens to be Rihanna’s 21st …
On this day in 1988….. U.S. Figure Skater Brian Boitano took home the Gold at the XV Olympic Winter Games in Calgary, Canada. Brian Boitano was born Brian Anthony Boitano in Mountain View, California on October 22, 1963. In 1978 Brian made his mark on the international figure skating scene …
The Richie Rich Fall/Winter 2009 Collection fashion show was Wednesday night, and all I have to say is…..Pamela Anderson is friggin’ nasty! Like tore-back whore nasty. Seriously! What the hell is her problem? Is there no one around her with enough balls to tell her how horrible she looks?…
On this day in 1985….. The Coca-Cola Company introduced to the world a new flavored Coke known as Coca-Cola Cherry. Although Coca-Cola Cherry was introduced to test audiences at the World’s Fair in 1982, the cherry flavored soda didn’t hit the shelves until 1985.…
Whaaa??? An infant boy married his neighbor’s dog in front of about 150 tribes people in an effort to prevent the child from being killed by wild animals. Yes, that’s what I said. The ritual was performed in hamlet in the state of Orissa’s Jajpur district after the boy, who …
So it’s been a little over a week since Chris Brown allegedly beat the crap out of his girlfriend Rihanna. A few days ago Chris released a statement, which in my opinion, was a really lame apology – if you can even consider it an apology.…
Joaquin Phoenix appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman last night. And by appeared I mean Joaquin Phoenix sat there being weird while Dave tried to get the actor to actually answer a question. Phoenix was at the Ed Sullivan Theater to promote his new movie “Two Lovers” but …
On this day in 1983….. Weird Al Yankovic’s first music video hit the airwaves. The video was for his song “Ricky” – a parody of Toni Basil’s “Mickey” – and poked fun at I Love Lucy, with Weird Al as Ricky and Tress MacNeille as Lucy.…
Ok, so here it is. Finally! Since I had some things going on during the 2009 Grammy’s last Sunday night, I have turned to friends and others for their notes and opinions of the show. First up, notes from my wonderful friend I mentioned yesterday, in her own words…..…
Freestyle motocross champion Jeremy Lusk died of head injuries Tuesday as a result of an earlier crash; he was 24. Lusk was riding in the X-Knights event in Costa Rica when he attempted to do a Seatgrab Indian Backflip and lost control of his bike.…
On this day in 1984…… U.S. Astronaut Bruce McCandless became the first human to fly in space untethered.. He unhooked a lifeline and used a gas-powered jet-pack called the Manned Maneuvering Unit to fly almost 300 feet away from the U.S.…
On this day in 1981….. The remaining three Beatles, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr reunited to record a tribute to John Lennon (who had been shot to death two months before). That meeting resulted in the song “All Those Years Ago” and was released on George Harrison’s label …
So…..much to my disgust Elisabeth Hasselbeck is still on The View and, of course, she’s still whining. A few months back Elisabeth Hasselbeck was whining about not being able to “win” any of the discussions about the election. This time she’s comparing hunting wolves to aborting babies.…
On this day in 1988….. Panama leader General Manuel Antonio Noriega was indicted by a U.S. grand jury along with 16 of his associates on charges of drug smuggling and money laundering. General Noriega was also charged with smuggling marijuana into the U.S.…
Rumor has it that Paul Walker of 2 Fast 2 Furious fame got engaged to his girlfriend of three years, Jasmine Pilchard-Gosnell over the holidays. Seems normal enough, right? Yeah well Jasmine Pilchard-Gosnell is 19-years-old, meaning she was just 16 when she and Paul Walker, 35, started dating.…
On this day in 1988….. “Don’t Worry Be Happy” by Bobby McFerrin hit the #1 spot on the charts and won both Song of the Year and Record of the Year. Bobby McFerrin was born Robert “Bobby” McFerrin Jr. on March 11, 1950 to operatic baritone Robert McFerrin and opera …
It started with Bruce Springsteen telling us to step away from the guacamole and chips and to put down the chicken wings. Something I thought was quite fitting given the fact that Americans like to eat – a lot. Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band kicked off the Super …
I’ve known for awhile that my taste in humor is a little off the norm. But it wasn’t until today that I started thinking my humor is a little too off. Not that I care, of course; I crack myself up and that’s all that really matters.…
And the winner of Super Bowl XLIII is….. the Pittsburgh Steelers, beating the Arizona Cardinals 27 to 23. The game was actually pretty exciting. With 9:45 remaining in the first quarter, Pittsburgh made it to the scoreboard first with a field goal.…
Congratulations to singer/songwriter Lisa Loeb who got hitched on Saturday at the age of 40. In a traditional Jewish ceremony, Loeb exchanged vows with Roey Hershkovitz, a music supervisor for Late Night with Conan O’Brien, in front of 275 guests.…
The Super Bowl is tomorrow and I’m actually kinda excited. I’m hoping to watch the commercials – uh, I mean game – on my boyfriend’s gigantic TV, but I think he’s mad at me so it may not happen. But no matter where I am I’ll tune into Super Bowl …
Lawyers for Britney Spears were in L.A. Superior Court on Friday, asking for a restraining order against Sam Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib, and accusing them of trying to gain control of Britney’s affairs. Jon Eardley, Lutfi’s lawyer back when the slime ball was fighting Jamie Spears over Britney’s conservatorship, was …
So the Super Bowl kickoff time is at 3:20pm tomorrow (or somewhere there abouts) over here in California, but NBC’s coverage begins at 9:00am Pacific time. That’s a whole lot of pre-game coverage. And you know there will be men across the West who can’t get up early for church …
Super Bowl XLIII is this Sunday February 1st. Can’t you just feel the excitement? The parties, the commercials, the half-time show, the thrill of the game – it’s like a holiday that belongs only to America. This year the Super Bowl battle is between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Arizona …
The Super Bowl is this Sunday and you know what that means. Commercials! By now I’m sure you’ve heard about the banned PETA commercial. Personally, I see nothing wrong with it, but I’m a little weird so whatever. I think it’s cheesy, but I don’t think it’s any more sexually …
So the cover of this week’s People magazine is a picture of Caylee Anthony with the headlines “Caylee’s Family Secrets,” “Her Grandfather’s Bizarre Suicide Drama,” “Years of Family Feuds,” and “What the Police Know.” Meanwhile, over in Jacksonville, Florida a guy named Jaime Salcedo created “The Inspirational Caylee Sunshine Doll”; …
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz took to the internet today to shoot back at those who looked at a recent picture of her sister Jessica Simpson and pointed out the obvious – Jessica Simpson has got some extra padding; and it’s not her boyfriend Tony Romo’s football gear.…
I got an email the other day which has been circulating since the end of 2007. I’m sure you’ve gotten it at some point – it’s about a seagull that likes to steal chips. I’m sharing it with you tonight because it’s a great example of how stories can change …
In September 2007 Armando Montelongo was arrested on “theft of service” charges in Austin, Texas. Theft of Service: the legal term for a crime which is committed when a person obtains valuable services — as opposed to goods — by deception, force, threat or other unlawful means, i.e.,…
Life imitated art recently on the New York subway. Gerald McCullouch, who plays ballistics expert Bobby Dawson on CBS’s CSI, drew on his real-life knowledge of boxing to take down a would-be mugger wielding a large kitchen knife. The actor had just arrived at JFK Airport from L.A.…
Comedian Andy Dick, one of Hollywood’s craziest celebrities, opens up on Friday’s Tyra Banks show, at one point sharing that not only is he bi-sexual, he’s try-sexual – as in he’ll try anything; except animals. I guess even Andy Dick has his standards.…
The Oscar Nominations are in, and yes Heath Ledger – who died one year ago today indecently – is on the list. You’re probably going to think I’m a @@@@@ for saying this, but I honestly don’t think Heath Ledger would have been nominated for an Oscar if he hadn’t …
Did you get goose bumps this morning as the 44th President of the United States was sworn in? I did. Today is the first day of a better America; out with the old and horrible, in with the new and promising.…
No, it didn’t happen today. Don’t you think it would have been on the news? The totally crazy (and extremely hot) flood happened on January 15, 1919. From History.com: Fiery hot molasses floods the streets of Boston on this day in 1919, killing 21 people and injuring scores of others.…
Ze plane! Ze plane! Mr. Roarke has gone to the big Fantasy Island in the sky. Ricardo Montalban, most lovingly known as Mr. Roarke on Fantasy Island, died today in Beverly Hills at the age of 88. An official cause of death has not been given, but Montalban’s son-in-law Gilbert …
Gossip Girl actress Kelly Rutherford filed emergency papers with the L.A. Superior Court on January 9th in an attempt to keep her estranged husband David Giersch away from their 2-year-old son Hermes; Rutherford, 40, is seeking to bar Giersch, 34, from traveling outside the U.S.…
I’m not going to be doing any live blogging during the Golden Globe Awards since so many other people are, plus I already know the winners (see below). But I am going to jot down some random thoughts while watching the Golden Globe Red Carpet Special.…
I suppose congratulations are in order for singer Fergie and actor Josh Duhamel who were joined in holy matrimony today in Malibu. The couple dated for 4 years before getting married, which is like an eternity in Hollywood so this one might actually last longer than 2 years.…
Remember back in November of 2007 when Kanye West’s mom died while recovering from plastic surgery performed by Dr. Jan Adams? And then last June the “Dr” was arrested for DUI after he was found driving his Jaguar the wrong way on a California Highway?…
This just in from HollyScoop: Patrick Swayze has reportedly checked into the hospital this morning for pneumonia. A&E president and general manager Robert DeBitetto tells The Hollywood Reporter: “Patrick has asked that I tell you that this morning he checked himself into the hospital for observation,” said A&E president and …
Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have been married for 11 years – which, in terms of celebrity marriages, is quite a long time. But it looks like the union may be coming to an end. It has long been rumored that 46-year-old Matthew Broderick has a wandering eye, most …
Lisa Bonet has officially taken the crown has the celebrity who gives her child the craziest name possible. Actress Lisa Bonet, 41, and her longtime boyfriend Jason Momoa welcomed a son last month and decided to name him Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa.…
What the bloody hell happened to Nikki Cox’s face? Gag me with a spoon. Seriously! Those lips are absolutely horrendous. Did she not learn from Priscilla Presley and Lisa Rinna? I’m totally blown away that Nikki Cox and I are the same age and she looks like that.…
AnnaLynne McCord of 90210 “fame” seems to be everywhere these days. And tonight she’s actually wearing a dress. Carrie Underwood won three People’s Choice Awards tonight – Favorite Star Under 35, Favorite Female Singer and Favorite Country Song (”Last Name”). Dakota Fanning is going to be gorgeous in a few …
Breaking News from The Insider: “The Insider” has confirmed that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are now the proud parents of their second child. A representative for the couple tells “The Insider” that the couple welcomed another baby girl. Jennifer gave birth to the couple’s three-year-old daughter Violet in December …
Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson aren’t the only Hollywood couple to hit the rocks so far this year. I guess it’s like my boyfriend says, “Out with the old, in with the new.” Patricia Arquette has filed for divorce from her husband of two years Thomas Jane.…
Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson have broken up. Yes? No? Maybe so? I guess it depends on who you ask. According to some, Lindsay Lohan packed her bags and left the house. Others, like Lindsay, say the two are still very much together.…
If at first you don’t succeed….. Looks like Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s trip to the hospital last week was a false alarm. On December 31st the two were seen entering Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in the early afternoon. But then there was no news about them after that.…
I thought it might be fun today to look at some of the recent rumors and make total assumptions about what is really going on. That is, after all, the point of gossip. The Gossip: Paris and George have been spotted together alone twice recently, once at the Whiskey Bar …
John Travolta and Kelly Preston’s 16-year-old son Jett died today while on vacation in the Bahamas. It is being reported that Jett Travolta suffered a seizure and fatally injured himself after banging his head in the bathtub. He was taken to the Rand Memorial Hospital on Grand Bahama Island where …
Happy New Year my friends! I hope you all had a fun – and safe – night last night. Quick updates to yesterday’s post: See Doug Wilson’s mug shot HERE Charles Barkley was out looking for something quite specific last night when he was arrested.…
Designer Doug Wilson of TLC’s Trading Spaces was arrested Tuesday night in Illinois on DUI charges. According to a spokeswoman for the Decatur County Jail, Wilson was pulled over at approximately 1 a.m. after he failed to yield to a police vehicle, which had its lights and sirens wailing.…
I got an email yesterday from William at Funny or Die telling me about a new video that Jerry O’Connell made along with is very pregnant wife Rebecca Romijn, with cameos by Jerry Minor and Perez Hilton. Given the hilarity of Jerry O’Connell’s take on Tom Cruise (watch it here), …
I went to the dentist today. No cavities, once again. I’m proud to say that I have not had a single cavity since my baby teeth. I’m not really sure what that means other than I have good teeth, I just thought I’d share.…
Here’s a little bit of interesting…..Lance Armstrong who famously battled Testicular Cancer and lost a testicle in the process has knocked up some chick named Anna Hansen that he met through his charity work. Having just broken up with Kate Hudson this past July, Lance apparently wasted no time in …
Could it be? Is Michael Jackson close to death? Various outlets are reporting that the King of Pop is suffering from an incurable lung disease. The disease the 50-year-old is said to have is called Alpha-1 Antitrypsin Deficiency. Ian Halperin, the author of the Michael Jackson tell-all book told In …
After missing Tuesday night’s performance and Wednesday’s matinee of Broadway’s Speed-the-Plow, actor Jeremy Piven announced he would be leaving the play due to his diagnosis of a high mercury count. The play’s producers issued a statement the same day, “We have been advised by Jeremy Piven’s medical representatives that he …
Fallen Country music star Mindy McCready, 33, tried to commit suicide this morning. Again. Her roommate’s mother called paramedics after she received a phone call from McCready that raised some concern. According to a Nashville, TN police spokesperson, authorities “responded to a 10-63, that’s a suicide call.…
The only reason I can think of for Pete Wentz getting a little too personal this morning on the radio is that he was on the Howard Stern show. It’s either that, or he wants to never again have sex with his wife Ashlee Simpson-Wentz.…
“Justice delayed, is not justice denied,” John Walsh, December 16, 2008 In 1981, 6-year-old Adam Walsh was abducted from a shopping mall in Hollywood, Florida. Two weeks later the boy’s head was discovered, but his body has never been found. Now, 27 years later, the case has finally been solved …
And if what they’re saying is true, I don’t blame her one bit. Here’s the story…. Reality show whore Megan Hauserman, who has appeared on Beauty and the Geek, Rock of Love, I Love Money, and Charm School is alleging that during the Charm School reunion show last Saturday night, …
This is hilarious. Leave it to someone from the San Francisco Bay Area to use Craigslist in such an innovative way. To the wingnut who stole my Obama/Biden magnet and left a note … Date: 2008-11-20, 12:49 A.M. PST I was really angry when I got to my car, which …
American Icon Bettie Page died Thursday, at the age of 85. She had been on life support since her coma-inducing heart attack last week; according to her agent Mark Roesler, Page’s family agreed to have that life support removed. She will be missed.…
Quick doggie update: She’s doing much better and has some of her pep back. The blood test results came in today – they found some stuff in her urine so now I get to have the enviable job of catching my dog’s pee in a cup.…
Man, I have a headache; the spots look like marshmallows. So I came home this evening, with my head throbbing, and discovered that my dog is a bit under the weather. I’m actually not sure what her problem is, but there seems to be a sensitive spot on her side …
A full standing prime rib is 7 ribs, about 15 pounds, and large enough to feed up to 14 people. Prime rib is “standing” when the bones are included in the roast, allowing the roast to stand by itself. It’s important to keep in mind that just because you have …
I would love to list all the different hours for all the different stores open on Christmas Day, but that would take far too long and quite frankly, I’d rather sit on my couch and watch Scrooged with Bill Murray – my all time favorite Christmas movie.…
Although it won’t be aired until Christmas Day, the “Walt Disney World Christmas Day Parade” was taped this weekend at Magic Kingdom in Lake Buena Vista, Florida. This year is the 25th Anniversary of the Disney Christmas Parade and will be hosted by Ryan Seacrest, Regis Philbin, and Kelly Ripa; …
U.S. heiress, socialite, and philanthropist Martha “Sunny” von Bulow has died at the age of 76 after spending 28 years in a coma. The only person who knew for sure how Sunny von Bulow entered the coma, was Sunny von Bulow.…
Pinup model extraordinaire Bettie Page, suffered a heart attack this past Tuesday and is hospitalized in critical condition. Page’s agent and attorney Mark Roesler said that the 85-year-old is “critically ill,” and would not comment further. Born in Nashville, Tennessee Bettie Page grew to become one of the most well …
Give me time To release my crime Let me love and steal I have danced Inside your eyes How can love be real Do you really want to hurt me Do you really want to Make me cry Crazy Boy George has gotten himself into quite a pickle this time.…
Well, it’s about friggin’ time. Sure, OJ Simpson won’t be spending the next 15 plus years in jail for killing his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman (as he should be), but at least he’ll be behind bars for something.…
Christmas is 3 weeks from today (Thursday), which means after Christmas sales start 3 weeks and 1 day from today. Some of the absolute best deals in retail are the after Christmas sales. You can buy stuff that you didn’t get for Christmas, or be an early bird and stock …
Paris Hilton may have lost a boyfriend in Benji Madden, but she’s gained a new best friend forever. And by forever, I mean until Paris gets bored and tosses the poor girl aside like a pair of dirty underwear; presuming, of course, that Paris Hilton actually wears underwear.…
Well I guess Patrick Swayze reads the gossip rags ’cause the actor is responding to all those “lies” about him being on his death bed. If you recall, last Friday I told you that Patrick Swayze’s cancer had spread to his liver.…
This is some crazy ass @@@@. And it all happened in the town where I live! It’s nice to see your town’s name in the news, but not for a horribly disgusting reason like this. It just further proves my point that as a whole, humans are despicable creatures.…
OMG! You totally have to see Four Christmases starring Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn. It’s friggin’ hilarious. If you have a family – broken or not – you need to see this film. Without giving anything away, I can tell you that the movie revolves around well to do couple …
Here’s a bit of sad news the day after Thanksgiving. The National Enquirer is reporting that Patrick Swayze has taken a turn for the worse as his cancer has now spread to his liver. Supposedly doctors have told Swayze that the “countdown to the end” has begun, so the star …
So it looks like Paris Hilton won’t be sitting at the cool kids table anytime soon. Paris Hilton’s popularity has plummeted. The heir-head, whose show, “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF,” on MTV has low ratings, was booed so badly at the Kress in Hollywood this weekend, she refused to take …
Well the rumors were right last night. Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and husband Pete Wentz welcomed a son Thursday night, PEOPLE confirms. Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long. Congratulations to them both! I bet Ashlee is just as relieved as the rest of us …
In Touch magazine is reporting that Ashlee Simpson is finally having her baby. Rumor has it the younger Simpson sister and her husband Pete Wentz checked into the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles and have been joined by father Joe Simpson and sister Jessica Simpson.…
And we have Guns N’ Roses to thank for it. Back in March, the peeps at Dr. Pepper announced that they would give every American citizen (minus ex band members Slash and Buckethead) a Dr. Pepper if the Guns N’ Roses Album “Chinese Democracy” was released in 2008 – after …
Today was the day of no great surprise in Hollywood gossip. In another released clip of the Britney Spears MTV documentary “For The Record” the troubled star states the obvious when she admits that she did not marry Kevin Federline for the right reasons.…
In her upcoming documentary “For The Record” airing on MTV Sunday November 30th, Britney Spears makes it quite clear to me that Britney Spears is still crazy. When talking about having to be under the conservatorship of her father Jamie Spears, Britney said: “I think it’s too in control.…
First, a few quick updates: Ashlee Simpson is still with child and did not go into labor this weekend. Evil Beet Heather Locklear has officially been charged with a DUI, stemming from her September arrest. Staralicious Tyra Banks is paying for America’s Next Top Model contestant Isis King’s sex reassignment …
It’s not official; in fact, it’s really just a rumor – but you know how rumors go in Hollywood. Ashlee Simpson Wentz is said to have gone into labor on Saturday. It all started when Pete Wentz posted a vague, yet perhaps very telling, statement on his blog: due to …
There are museums with weird stuff, and then there are museums of weird stuff. The folks over at Mental Floss have a great list of “12 Oddly Specific Museums Preserving Our History” (here). Here are a few weirder of the weird museums: National Museum of Funeral History It’s pretty hard …
I find Debbie Matenopoulos a bit annoying (I think it’s the voice), but she still doesn’t deserve to be treated in such a disrespectful way. Her husband filed for divorce on Wednesday and the poor girl found out the way the rest of us did – by reading it online.…
A memorial service will be held Friday at the National Memorial Cemetery of the Pacific in Honolulu, Hawaii for President-elect Barack Obama’s grandmother Madelyn Payne Dunham. “Toot” as Obama’s affectionately called her, died of cancer at the age of 86, just two day before the election.…
Mitch Mitchell, the drummer for the Jimi Hendrix Experience has died at the age of 62. He passed away from natural causes November 12, 2008 in Portland, OR. Mitchell, a London native, was in Portland for the final stop of the 18-city American tour of Experience Hendrix (a concert series …
For those of you who don’t know, I spend the daylight hours as an Office Manager and Transaction Coordinator for a real estate company in Northern California – that’s where my title ends, but my duties go way beyond, ultimately landing me as the all around “go-to” person; when all …
Donald Trump actually has a heart and cares about others. Who knew? The infamous tycoon, who seemingly never smiles and hates everyone, has offered Jennifer Hudson and her family a free place to stay in his Trump International Hotel & Tower in Chicago while they cope with their recent tragedy.…
On this day in 1961 the music world changed forever. In a Liverpool nightclub called the Cavern, record store manager Brian Epstein was there to hear the Beatles. Two months later, he was their manager and helped them land their first record deal in 1962.…
Beyonce thinks she should be wonder woman. “A black Wonder Woman would be a powerful thing. It’s time for that, right?” Knowles says in an interview with the LA Times. So…what…a black man becomes President and now Beyonce Knowles, oh excuse me, I mean Sasha Fierce, thinks she should be …
Guess what everyone! My little elf has given me permission to launch my new design a lot sooner than I thought, and (finger’s crossed) it’s going live tomorrow! Be sure to check it out and let me know what you think.…
Ah, change. It’s in the air! Can you feel it? Our President-elect is half black and was not raised in a super Christian family. That’s a HUGE change in terms of the American Government and its history. The weather is changing and it’s almost time for scarves and flannel sheets.…
Today I was a good little American. Not only did I vote (gee, I wonder for whom), but I also spent seven hours in the basement of my county’s courthouse waiting to be called for jury duty. Waiting, and waiting. And yep, you guessed it, I was never called.…
Ladies and Gentleman, the time has arrived! It’s time to kick out the Bush Administration and usher in change. Get out and vote! It’s your right as an American, and more importantly, it’s simply the right thing to do. The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall …
I saw Madonna on Saturday. Yeah, I know I’m cool – try not to be too jealous. I had a really great time and wouldn’t trade the experience, but I must admit I was a tad bit disappointed. Don’t get me wrong, seeing Madonna live was beyond amazing and it’s …
Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A: Pumpkin Pi. Q: How do you make a witch stew? A: Keep her waiting for hours. Q: How do ghosts begin their letters? A: “Tomb it may concern…” Q: What happened to the …
I’m not going to lie – I’m not a big fan of the Hogans. And since Hulk Hogan and Linda have split up, their family has just gotten crazier. Think Oedipus and Electra….. The Oedipus complex, in Freudian psychoanalysis, is named after the Greek mythical character Oedipus, who unknowingly kills …
Her rep says she’s not. His friend says she’s not. So now it’s just a matter of time before they are all saying yes she is. Rumor has it Jennifer Aniston is carrying John Mayer’s baby. I’ve kinda sat on this story to see where it would go.…
It was ruled on Tuesday that Britney Spears’ father Jamie Spears will remain as the pop star’s conservator permanently and was named as permanent co-conservator of her estate, along side attorney Andrew Wallet. Britney’s court-appointed lawyer Samuel Ingham told the court, “I’ve met several times with [Britney] and she requested …
By now I’m sure you’ve heard about the horrible recent events that have fallen upon Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson’s family. Three innocent people, including a child, have been brutally murdered over what police are calling a “domestic matter.” First the bodies of Jennifer’s mother and brother were found in her …
Ok, this is just gross. Sure, a death is involved and therefore tragic, but above all, it’s just nasty. Someone dies in their pool, and Hollywood Hotel Roosevelt basically does nothing. Happy swimming! At 4:30 a.m. Monday Oct. 13, Jordan Nagler, 30, was found dead in the hotel’s Tropicana Bar …
Nothing proves the justice system sucks more than this crap. In case you haven’t heard, Nick Hogan was released from jail today after serving only 166 days of his 8-month sentence for nearly killing his friend. At about 12:30 this morning (Tuesday), Nick walked (something his victim will never do …
Travis Barker and DJ AM DJ AM is back performing and Travis Barker was released from the hospital today. But not before posting some pictures on his MySpace page. Andy Dick In a Murrieta, CA courtroom today, Andy Dick pleaded guilty to misdemeanor charges of marijuana possession and battery.…
Every week we hear of another celebrity marriage falling apart, so I thought it might be refreshing to know which famous couples have actually lasted. 25 to 29 years Bryan Brown and Rachel Ward – 25 years (4/16/1983) Dan Aykroyd and Donna Dixon – 25 years (4/29/1983) Dana Carvey and …
And there are a zillion reasons why….. Madonna and Ritchie “can’t bear to live with the pretense any longer,” sources for The Sun and The New York Post whisper. “The final straw came before Madonna started her US tour.” “It’s very sad.…
Christopher Columbus was commissioned by the Queen of Spain to go to India. He missed his target – by a lot. And now we have a day in October when we observe that mistake. Ahh, America; there’s nothing like rewarding idiots.…
Jennifer Viegas, Discovery News Oct. 10, 2008 — The first documented virgin shark birth seemed like an odd miracle, but now a second female has become pregnant sans daddy, adding to the evidence that female sharks don’t always need a male to conceive, according to a new study.…
Wow, this is pretty crazy and definitely not something you hear a lot of among actors in Hollywood. Remember in the first Austin Powers movie, that Asian henchman who cracked his neck then hit Austin in the head with a shoe, and then Austin attacked him with a penis pump?…
All you need is love. All you need is love. All you need is love, love. Love is all you need. You know, it sounds so simple and so cliché, but it’s so true. As the country crumbles around us, now is the time to come together and love our …
If September 23rd was the day to be gay in Hollywood, then today is the day to be white trash (but then again, what day isn’t?). The very pregnant Ashlee Simpson celebrated her 24th birthday in glorious white trash style. Celebrity pals Nicole Richie, Joel Madden, and Christina Aguilera were …
Hey ladies! There’s an opening at the Playboy Mansion! But you better hurry because there are already a set of twins and a couple bimbos in line. “If Holly says it’s over, I guess it’s over,” Hefner said in a telephone interview Wednesday.…
Tonight was the town hall style presidential debate between John McCain and Barack Obama. Perhaps you watched it. I tried to, but kept getting annoyed by John McCain’s slight limp and weird bodily ticks that he was desperately trying to hide and his camp refuses to address (stroke, anyone?).…
I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but the United States is going down the crapper. And fast! People are losing homes and jobs…..and their sanity. Karthik Rajaram and five family members were found dead from gunshot wounds in their Porter Ranch home in the San Fernando Valley Monday morning in …
It’s about time!! Thirteen years to the day after OJ Simpson was oh-so-wrongly acquitted of double murder, the former football player was found guilty on 12 counts including conspiracy to commit robbery and kidnapping, burglary, assault and coercion. He will be sentenced on December 5th; I’m crossing my fingers for …
Did you know it was Mark Twain who said that? Neither did I. What do Michael Lohan, Sandra Bernhard, and Jeremy Piven all have in common? Denial: a) an assertion that something said, believed, alleged, etc., is false: Despite his denials, we knew he had taken the purse.…
I’ve got some stupid non-Hollywood Gossip things to do tonight, so here are some funny quotes my mom sent me. Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.’ – Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) I had a rose named …
I’ve never been a huge fan of Sharon Stone, but I’ve never really disliked her either; I just think she’s kinda weird. And now a judge is agreeing with me. It has been reported over the past few days that Sharon Stone lost physical custody of her oldest son Roan …
Remember a couple of weeks ago when I told you that Elisabeth Hasselbeck may finally be leaving The View? Well from the sound of things today, there may be more truth to that rumor than I previously thought (and hoped for).…
When I think of Paul Newman, I think of race cars, salad dressing, a long Hollywood marriage, and those sexy blue eyes. Legendary actor Paul Newman has died at the age of 83 after a long battle with cancer, it was announced today.…
I’ve long held the belief that if California was to legalize marijuana, it could be taxed and with that money the State could pay off its deficit. Below is an idea that looks at our current economic state of affairs and takes things one step further, to the national level.…
From US Magazine: Eric West, who appears alongside Brad Pitt in the upcoming film The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is asking Usmagazine to help him find his mother, Brenda Joyce Rose, who has been missing for two months… “Last time I spoke to my mom she called me from …
There’s something rotten in the state of Denmark. Or at least in the Los Angeles prison system. I can understand why celebrities serving jail time for non-injury DUIs are released early; just the humiliation of being behind bars can be punishment enough.…
The 60th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards were on ABC last night. I didn’t really watch them. Apparently, I wasn’t the only one. Thankfully some of my gossip friends not only watched the ceremony, they took notes too….. Oprah Winfrey opens the show and introduces the hosts for the night Howie …
The next time you think you’re invincible, remember this….. Hours after performing for thousands of South Carolina college students, former Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker and celebrity DJ AM were critically injured in a fiery Learjet crash that killed four people, authorities said Saturday.…
Watch out everyone; it looks like Jessica Simpson is quickly turning into a lush. That girl is loud and annoying as it is, I can only imagine what she’s like drunk. I guess the decent started when she began dating Tony Romo, and she’s been going steadily downward since.…
Earlier this month, Gary Coleman proved once again that he has some serious anger issues. Today, he was formally charged with reckless driving and disorderly conduct. People Magazine reports… “Mr. Coleman was notified today of the charges through his attorney,” said Lt.…
OJ Simpson is finally going on trial in Las Vegas for his participation in a botched robbery last September. Today the 12 members of the jury was selected. They are all white. But don’t worry, that won’t affect anything. LAS VEGAS, Nevada (AFP) – An all-white jury of 12 was …
I’m sure you’ve heard by now that Kanye West was arrested this morning at the Los Angeles Airport. The story goes that the arrogant musician and his bodyguard were walking through the American Airlines terminal, where a photographer was trying to take their picture.…
…all the random things that happened today….. 1847 – “Oh, Susannah” was sung in public for the first time. Stephen Foster sold the rights to the song for a bottle of whiskey. 1963 – “The Great White Wonder” first appears in a record store in Los Angeles, CA.…
This is by far the craziest house I have ever seen. Trassenheide, Germany — A businessman who put up a house in Germany upside down, with its gabled roof poking into the soil, said it was intended to be “an experiment for the senses.”…
How to Handle Fame from wikiHow – The How to Manual That You Can Edit I handle fame by not being famous…I’m not famous to me. Bob Marley Whether you’re a celebrity, a politician, a MySpace star, dating someone famous, a well-known author, and even if you look different in …
Yes, that kind of human waste. SAN ANTONIO (Reuters) – San Antonio unveiled a deal on Tuesday that will make it the first U.S. city to harvest methane gas from human waste on a commercial scale and turn it into clean-burning fuel.…
Remember Color Me Badd? You know, that singing group of four guys who were all too eager to “sex up” girls everywhere? Yeah, they gave me the creeps too. Well anyway, one of them has been arrested for threatening to kill his girlfriend…..…
The 2008 MTV Video Music Awards were last night. I don’t have cable, however, so I was unable to participate in viewing. If you’re in the same pathetic boat I am, here’s a summary of the night’s apparently lack luster ceremony.…
Back in January I told you about Sean Penn and James Franco making a movie in San Francisco about assassinated city council man Harvey Milk. Well the trailer has hit the internet, and I must say that I think it’s going to be a great movie.…
Ok, so I don’t know if it’s because I’m from Berkeley, but I see absolutely nothing wrong with a transgendered person being a contestant on America’s Next Top Model. In fact, I hope Isis wins. Take that, Clark! If you have no idea what I’m talking about, here’s a brief …
Charlie Brown is off in a corner somewhere crying his heart out. The voice of his best friend Snoopy died yesterday at the age of 91 (that’s in human years). Bill Melendez joined the Walt Disney Co. in 1938, where he worked on the classics Fantasia and Pinocchio.…
Happy first day back from a 3-day weekend everyone! Is it just me, or should every weekend last three days? Labor Day weekend is the unofficial end of summer; allergies start to rear their ugly heads and kids go back to school.…
The Busted… We’ve known for a long time that Suge Knight is a big scary man and all around thug, but now we can add woman beater to his resume. Oh, joy! …about 6:40 a.m. after officers arrived at the scene of a minor traffic accident and found Knight hitting …
No one should have to bury their own child. Rap superstar and hip-hop producer extraordinaire Dr Dre, lost his second eldest son (and namesake) this past Saturday. Andre Romelle Young, Jr. was found unresponsive in his bedroom by his mother at approximately 10:30am on the 23rd; he was pronounced dead …
I must admit, I’m not all that surprised that rapper turned reality star, Da Brat, is going to be spending the next three years behind bars for assaulting a woman with an almost-full bottle of rum. I’m not surprised she assaulted someone, nor that she used a bottle of rum …
We all knew another one had to go; after all, celebrity deaths come in three’s. Except this time around, apparently; this time there are four, and they all happen to be black men. How weird. First it was Bernie Mac, then Isaac Hayes, and now saxophonist LeRoi Moore of the …
When deciding on a place to hold their real estate seminar, I bet they thought beautiful San Francisco would be the perfect place. They were wrong. I’ve been to real estate seminars before, but this one takes the cake on crazy.…
Maybe Jennifer Aniston should just get a whole crap load of vibrators and close the doors on her dating life. The poor girl gets burned at every corner, it seems. Depending on who you talk to, John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are just “taking a break.”…
And we all thought Britney Spears was crazy! I’ve always known that the quiet ones are the ones you’ve really got to watch. If you were to mention Shelley Malil’s name last week, I would have had no idea who you were talking about.…
BREAKING NEWS Celebrity deaths tend to come in threes. Yesterday I told you about Bernie Mac, today it’s Isaac Hayes. Who’s next? …at approximately 1pm Central Time, Shelby County (Memphis) Sheriff’s department received a call from Isaac Hayes’ wife, who found him lying unresponsive next to a treadmill at 9280 …
BREAKING NEWS Actor/Comedian Bernie Mac died today in Chicago from pneumonia; just a few days ago we were told he’d be just fine. Looks like the joke’s on us. Bernie Mac will be greatly missed. TMZ reports: Mac, whose real name is Bernard McCullough, passed away early this morning at …
John McCain thinks Barack Obama is a “celebrity” – just like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears – and openly questions Obama’s ability to lead this (celebrity obsessed) country. Face it Johnny boy, America is fixated on celebrities – including those celebrities famous for being famous; so who better to run …
I am a firm believer in the freedom of speech. I also firmly believe that freedom includes the freedom to speak out against the President and the American Government in general, without fearing retribution. Of course, there are a zillion Americans who disagree with me; remember what happened to the …
The summer Olympic Games begin next Friday, 08.08.08, in Beijing, China. Did you know that the number 8 is considered one of the luckiest numbers in Chinese culture? They like it because when spoken, the number sounds a lot like the word “prosper” or “wealth.”…
We almost lost L.A. today. Ok, perhaps I’m exaggerating a bit, but I bet while the earth was shaking celebrities were saying their prayers and begging to be spared. LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) — A magnitude-5.4 earthquake shook the Los Angeles metropolitan area Tuesday, leaving residents rattled but causing no …
Looks like some celebrities have a case of the Mondays today….. First up, Kelsey Grammer, who’s crappy Monday actually started yesterday when he was admitted to the hospital with an irregular heart beat. Grammer, if you recall, had a heart attack at the end of May while on vacation in …
And oh, and what a club it is – complete with celebrity members ranging from Paris Hilton to Michelle Rodriguez to Nick Nolte. Somewhere between 2:30 and 3:00 Sunday morning, Shia LaBeouf was attempting to make a left turn when his truck made contact with another vehicle, causing his truck …
And I thought Americans were insensitive….. Italians are expressing outrage over published photos that show beachgoers near Naples going about their day as the bodies of two Roma girls lay on the shore. The girls had drowned earlier in the day, but the tragedy draws attention to what one group …
Guess where I am. In my new place! And I’m on the internet. Ooooh…so exciting. No more commuting to the old place just to use the computer. So is it just me, or is Hollywood a little boring right now? Gone it seems are the days of a coked up …
I honestly never thought the day would come when I could announce that Sarah Jessica Parker has finally had the mole removed from her face. I hate to admit it (because it’s so vain, but hey, it’s Hollywood), but one of the reasons Sarah Jessica has never sat right with …
Do you ever have one of those days when you find out who your friends are? Long story short, a roommate of my “friends” said some very harsh and totally unwarranted words about me and my “friends” stood there and said nothing.…
It’s Friday, it’s hot and I’ve had a long week. ‘Nuf said. These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. “He had delusions of adequacy.”…
And she needs an intervention; preferably on A&E. I had a great night last night with Kathy Griffin, three friends, and hundreds of strangers. We were in Concord, CA enjoying a beautiful night – and laughing our asses off (besides Kathy’s repeated mispronunciation of Concord).…
So sorry for missing you yesterday. As you know, I am in the process of moving from one town to another. My computer and internet connection is still at the old house, so each evening I go there to work on my site.…
I don’t have much time to chat tonight (still doing the moving thing), but here are three stories that caught my eye… A-Rod’s Wife Files for Divorce, Says Slugger “Emotionally Abandoned” Family The estranged wife of Yankee star Alex Rodriguez filed for divorce Monday in Miami, seeking to dissolve their …
Demographics of American Newspapers 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who …