Elton John Thinks Jesus Was Gay And Jamie Spears Thought Britney Would Die

Would it surprise you to hear that we’re not the only ones who feared out of control Britney Spears was going to wind up dead back in 2007-2008? Those the closest to her were afraid of the same thing – including her father Jamie. When it comes to Britney Spears news I turn to Poor Britney, who I feel has a good head on her shoulders – she realizes Britney has some legitimate issues, and isn’t under any delusions that it’s just make believe. She spent some time going through TMZ Live videos and noticed something – deep down, most people are more sympathetic towards... 

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Pamela Anderson Disgraces Herself And Gary Coleman Throws A Fit. Again.

What, in the name of all things bright and beautiful, is wrong with Pamela Anderson? Holy. Crapola. Will someone please tell this sad bag of washed-up sex symbol that her time to shine has long been over and she needs to just retire the trailer park already? I never though I would say this, but maybe Marilyn Monroe was on to something when she died young – she never had to grow too old to be half naked on the runway. Although, something tells me that had Marilyn lived she would have handled aging much more gracefully than Pamela Anderson is. And what’s with this Richie Rich... 

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Tiger Woods Talking Friday – The Next Move In His PR Game

I’m just gonna put this out there and you can do with it what you want….. I think Tiger Woods is a big dumb idiot who should be concentrating on fully redeeming himself as a husband and a man in general before he even thinks about returning to golf. I would be so pissed if I was his wife. Actually, I would have thrown his nasty butt out on the street the instant the sh*t hit the fan, but that’s a different story. Elin is either really strong or really stupid. Just sayin’. So trifilin’ Tiger is going to be making a statement to the press this Friday and is said to be... 

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2010 Olympics – Medal Count, TV Schedule, Luge Accident Video

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you should be fully aware that the 2010 Olympic Games in Vancouver, British Columbia are now well under way. The rain, warm weather, lack of snow, an opening ceremony that didn’t go as smoothly as planned, and of course the video of Georgian luge racer Nodar Kumaritisvili’s tragic death have combined to make for and Olympics games like no other. The most indelible image thus far is the graphic video of a luger violently dying after being flung from a controversial course. The second was when a mechanical malfunction at the Opening... 

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Lindsay Lohan Makes Like Jesus And Offends People

I know this story is already three days old, which in Hollywood gossip terms means it’s totally old news, but I wanted to put in my two cents nonetheless. So there. In what some people (like me) might see simply as another step on her rocky road back to relevancy, Lindsay Lohan has again sparked controversy with the publication of a photograph. This time she appears on the cover of the French magazine, Purple, dressed all in white standing against a white backdrop, with her arms outstretched to her sides and a thorn crown on her head. Very Jesus like. And that, apparently,... 

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Atlanta Rapid Transit And John Mayer Have Something In Common

Speaking of racial slurs and disrespectful speech (and if you just read the previous post, we were) here’s a little something out of Atlanta, GA. Atlanta’s transit system will rename a train route into the heart of the city’s Asian community in response to complaints that calling it the “yellow line” showed a lack of racial sensitivity. The Metropolitan Atlanta Rapid Transit Authority issued a statement this afternoon announcing it would change the name of the line to the “gold line.” “The expressed concerns regarding the use of the phrase ‘yellow line’ will... 

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Hailey Glassman Is “Steppin Out” And Steppin’ All Over Jon Gosselin’s Manhood

So earlier today my boyfriend and I were discussing the now infamous John Mayer Playboy interview and I was ranting about how disrespectful he was to Jessica Simpson. We both agree, without a doubt, that John Mayer’s racist rant was completely uncalled for and totally out of line. And although I thought what Mayer had to say about ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson was also not at all necessary and just plain rude, my boyfriend saw it a bit differently. While I argued that Jessica Simpson’s level of celebrity does not warrant such private matters to be broadcast, and if John... 

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Megan Fox Has Funky Thumbs And Sleeping Beauty Does Exist

I’m not sure if you’re aware of this, but actress Megan Fox basically has toes for thumbs; seems everything is beautiful on her except her opposable appendages. Admit it – knowing of her imperfection makes you feel better. Motorola noticed Megan’s funny little thumbs but must not have thought we all already knew about them, because they clearly used a thumb double in their Super Bowl commercial. So. Not. Stubble. After Fox’s promotional movie photos surfaced last summer, revealing a candid look at her abnormally shaped thumbs, the Daily News learned that the 23-year-old... 

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Gary Coleman Pleads Guilty To Domestic Violence

While Charlie Sheen was in Aspen with his mouth shut, and Dr. Conrad Murray was in Los Angeles claiming his innocence, Gary Coleman was in Utah admitting to his guilt. Funny how the smallest man acted like the biggest and actually owned up to what he did. Oh, and it’s Gary’s birthday today, too. Nice. And by nice I mean that’s pretty darn poopy. A fact that was not lost on the temperamental actor, mind you – before the hearing began Gary Coleman stated, “I’ve been in better places on my birthday.” I bet you have Gary, I bet you have. Coleman, 42, accepted a plea... 

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Charlie Sheen Charged For Christmas Day Spat With Wife

While Dr. Conrad Murray was in Los Angeles telling the court he’s not guilty of involuntary manslaughter, troubled actor Charlie Sheen was in an Aspen, Colorado courtroom pleading nothing. Sheen was charged with felony menacing, misdemeanor 3rd degree assault and misdemeanor criminal mischief stemming from his Dec. 25th arrest after his loving wife Brooke Mueller got wasted before 9:00 a.m. and told the cops he pulled a knife on her. Although she basically recanted her story hours later, authorities still decided to go after Charlie. Personally, I think Brooke is a little... 

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Dr. Conrad Murray Pleads Not Guilty To Killing Michael Jackson [VIDEOS]

Dr. Conrad Murray pled not guilty today to charges of involuntary manslaughter in the death of his patient and “friend” Michael Jackson. The doctor was taken into custody after his arraignment and his bail was set at $75,000. The hearing lasted about 25 minutes (video below, in three parts), during which the judge ruled as a condition of Murray’s bail that the doctor may not posses – or prescribe – any anesthetics, specifically Propofol. At one point the judge told Dr. Conrad Murray, “I do not want you sedating people.” Murray had to surrender his passport and... 

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Leif Garrett Arrested For Drug Possession. Again.

My guess is that you’re Monday wasn’t nearly as bad as Leif Garrett’s. Of course, you probably didn’t have black tar heroin in your shoe. Or maybe you did, I don’t know; maybe you always have drugs in your socks and have just never told me – or shared them with me (which, by the way, is just plain rude). But I digress….. Former teen heartthrob Leif Garrett was arrested at a Metrolink station near Pershing Square in New York around 11:30 Monday morning after black tar heroin was found in his shoe. The Insider reports: The detectives, who recognized the former child... 

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It’s Groundhog Day Today And The Groundhogs Disagree

Groundhog fight!! That’s like a cat fight, but not. While the celebrities were waking up to their 2010 Oscars Nominations this morning, there was a showdown of sorts between Punxsutawney Phil of Pennsylvania and Staten Island Chuck. It’s Groundhog Day today – the one day each year when humans gather around a groundhog while he does or does not see his shadow, thus announcing whether or not there will be an early Spring. My, we are an intelligent bunch, aren’t we? This year there seems to be a little glitch, however. Punxsutawney Phil and Staten Island Chuck have conflicting... 

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Grammy Awards 2010 Recap Part Two – Michael Jackson Tribute

Raise your hand if the only real reason you watched the 2010 Grammy Awards last night on CBS was for the 3D Michael Jackson tribute? Yeah, me too. With the exception of barftastic Celine Dion, the Earth Song tribute was quite enjoyable. In case you missed it, here’s Celine Dion, Usher, Carrie Underwood, Jennifer Hudson and Smokey Robinson paying tribute to Michael Jackson: And of course when Prince Michael, 12, and Paris, 11, came out to accept their late father’s Lifetime Achievement Award the water works started. Notably absent was the youngest Jackson child, 7-year-old... 

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Grammy Awards 2010 Recap Part One – Fashion And Performances

Monday, Monday, lots to do and not enough time to do it all. I suppose if I had gotten out of bed when my alarm went off instead of 3 hours later, I wouldn’t be having this lack of time problem right now. Oh well; I needed the sleep I guess. As you know the Grammys were last night. If you didn’t watch them, fear not, I did some Live Blogging. Personally, I felt that when all was said and done, the show was fairly boring and uneventful. No major upsets, no one taking the microphone from someone giving an acceptance speech, no wardrobe malfunctions. That’s not to say there... 

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