Pam Anderson And Rick Salomon Are Married.

Nasty Pam Anderson and nasty Rick Salomon applied for, and were granted, a marriage license in Las Vegas this weekend. Vegas, I suppose, is the best place for these two to wed, considering how many nasty things Las Vegas has seen, and how many nasty things Pam and Rick have done. If it’s all true, this will be the third marriage for Pam and the second for Rick. Pam, of course, was previously married to both Tommy Lee and Kid Rock; Rick was married to Shannon Doherty. If you’re keeping score, Pam and Rick also each have their own sex tapes as well as questionable taste... 

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Anna Nicole. Larry And Howard Lovers?

I’ve been holding onto this information since the end of August, and finally have the go ahead to publish it. Some of it may be old news to you, but remember, I received the information more than three weeks ago. I am not the original author of this piece, I just want to make that clear. And, I don’t know who wrote it – it came to me via an anonymous donor. Howard DOES have something on Larry. A videotape. Many people confirmed this story in interviews and apparently, Jackie Hatten had been asked to come and meet Larry. She did and went down the hallway peeping... 

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Michael Jackson And His Nanny. Or Is She His Wife?

I don’t know if it’s serendipity or karma or just plain old good timing, but my buddy Michael Jackson has popped up again, this time denying that he has married his children’s nanny. Last February I found some pictures on TMZ of Michael Jackson’s children without any veils or masks covering their faces. That post found its way to somewhere and now it’s getting more attention than ever. I seem to have touched a nerve. Michael Jackson’s Kids – Unmasked! I’ve decided that this time around, it’s going to be just the facts…the facts according to Michael’s people.... 

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Lindsay Lohan Is A “Boog Suge” Stealer

Given the fact that the idiot Steve-O is the one saying that Lindsay Lohan stole his cocaine, or “Boog Suge” as he likes to refer to it, I’m leaning towards Steve-O being a liar. Or at least stretching the truth. Of course, Lindsay Lohan is a drug addict, so she’s certainly not above theft. And he can prove she was there on the night in question. Steve-O told shock jock Howard Stern on his Sirius radio show: “Lindsay had left her wallet in my bathroom and she came back to my place to get it and while she was there she took a Boog Suge home with... 

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George Dubya Speaks Good

Remember last Friday when I mentioned Idiocracy? Well folks, the road to that world has already begun (some would argue that it actually began about seven years ago)… President George W. Bush told a group of New York school kids on Wednesday: “Childrens do learn.” … During his first presidential campaign, Bush — who promised to be the “education president” — once asked: “Is our children learning?” … The White House opted to clean up Bush’s diction in the official transcript. “Childrens do learn,”... 

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Now THAT’S A Big Baby!

Cute “little” Nadia is the 12th child born to Siberia’s Tatyana Barabanova, 43, and weighed in at a whopping 17.1 pounds (7.75 kg). “I ate everything, we don’t have the money for special foods so I just ate potatoes, noodles and tomatoes,” she told the reporter, adding that all her previous babies had weighed more than 5 kg. Russian woman’s 12th baby weighs in at 7.75 kg Wow! And I thought Super Tonio was a big baby! Side note: Back in January of 2005 a woman in Brazil gave birth to a 17 pound baby: …about the average size of a six-month-old…... 

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A Little Old And A Little Pregnant.

Today I learned that there are adults who don’t know who Kurt Cobain was and can’t name a Nirvana song. It really made me feel old. They didn’t know what grunge was either. Then they informed me that they were in elementary school when I was in high school – during which Kurt Cobain died. Now that made me feel old. And throughly confused since a couple of weeks ago someone asked me if I was in high school. It’s a very strange feeling to not feel your age, nor look it, but be reminded of it by younger friends. Man, if I feel old, I can only imagine how my parents... 

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Inquest For Daniel Smith

UPDATE: Inquest into death of Anna Nicole’s son adjourned until Jan. 28 Slow and steady wins the race. I sure hope that’s the case with the whole Anna Nicole Smith drama. There is so much going on under the surface, with more and more coming to light each day. It may not seem like things are moving forward, but they are. Slow and steady wins the race. Bahamas Chief Magistrate Roger Gomez has announced that the long-pending inquest into the death of Anna Nicole Smith’s son Daniel will finally begin on Oct. 30 and could last for up to two months. Date Set, Again,... 

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What If OJ Simpson Talked To John Stewart?

It is often said, and I completely agree, that John Stewart has the best job in the world. The Daily Show is the most entertaining news shows on television – with The Colbert Report coming in a close second. Sure, the show has great writers, but more importantly it has John Stewart who is one of the funniest men on the planet today. What would John Stewart ask OJ Simpson if given the chance to interview him? Al Capone, in case you didn’t know, was not sent to Alcatraz for all of his mob actions, he was busted for tax evasion. Here’s a quick trivia question…What did... 

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Sweet Dreams Of Matthew McConaughey.

Don’t let the bed bugs bite. Unless, of course, they look like Matthew McConaughey. Then they can bite all they want, anywhere they want. Ahhh…sweet dreams, indeed….. Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree? Travel the world and the seven seas Everybody’s looking for something Some of them want to use you Some of them want to get used by you Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused I wanna use you and abuse you I wanna know what’s inside you Hold your head up, movin’ on Keep your head up, movin’ on Hold... 

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Saturday Morning Rain And John Wayne

It’s a wet Saturday morning in my neck of the woods. Which is fine, except I have a turtle living in a kiddie pool in my backyard without a heater. Any suggestions on how I can make a better outdoor fall/winter home for my turtle without it costing an arm and a leg? Here’s a picture of the little guy back in March. He’s a little bigger now. I’m off to the Bay Area today to have lunch with my Grandma at her new apartment. She’s had to move into an assisted living place, which kinda sucks, but it’s a really cool place. She lives in the ‘John... 

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The Juice Is On The Loose. Again.

What part of ‘keep him locked up’ does the universe not understand? I mean really! OJ Simpson should not be allowed to roam the streets. Since I last posted… … Simpson made his $125,000 bail on charges including kidnapping and armed robbery, legal experts were questioning: Could a former football star who beat a double-murder rap really do hard time for a crime that sounds like a bad movie? Speaking of OJ Simpson and bad movies, remember this real life suspense film? Armed Robbery: The taking of money or goods in the possession of another, from his or... 

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OJ Simpson Could Die In Jail

UPDATE: If you want to bail OJ Simpson out of jail today, you’ll need $125,000. TMZ.com – Just Like Old Times … O.J.’s Back in Court I don’t have that kind of money, do you? And even if I did, I certainly wouldn’t send it his way. Karma, baby! It took 13 years, but maybe now some real justice will be done! ——— Prosecutors have filed charges against OJ Simpson. Sound familiar? This time there are 10 charges against The Juice – including kidnapping. You know that a kidnapping conviction can mean life in prison, right? Simpson... 

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Here Comes Iron Man!

(In May 2008) Another great Marvel superhero is brought to life; this time by the ever wonderful Robert Downey, Jr. Watch the Trailer Iron Man.com Fun facts about Robert Downey, Jr.: He has the words “Suzie Q” tattooed on his left bicep. Peter O’Toole is his favorite actor. He kept a lot of the authentic vintage clothing he wore in the movie Chaplin. He was a part of the cast on Saturday Night Live for one season. His father introduced him to drugs, offering him a marijuana joint when he was just eight years old. Robert and Sarah Jessica Parker dated and... 

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Barry Manilow Hates Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Let me tell you folks, he’s not alone on that one! I may not agree with Barry Manilow’s taste in music, but I certainly agree with his taste in people. I never thought I’d have something in common with Barry Manilow. Life really IS full of surprises! Pop singer Barry Manilow, a major Democratic fundraiser, said on Monday he has scrapped plans to appear on the television talk show The View…was scheduled to appear on the ABC morning show Tuesday…those plans fell through because of his issues with Elisabeth Hasselbeck, an abortion opponent and supporter of the Iraq... 

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