OJ Simpson Is A Robbery Suspect And Carol Channing’s Dress Is Missing. Hmmm…..

Carol Channing’s dress is missing. While the 86-year-old actress and her husband checked into the Hollywood Renaissance Hotel, someone made off with the signature dress she wore in the stage production of “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.” …a man swiped one of her bags from a bell cart in the lobby, said Officer Jason Lee, a police spokesman. The bag contained the dress, which Channing told police was valued at $150,000, Lee said… I wonder of OJ Simpson took it. Looks like the wrongly not-convicted murderer has been up to some more illegal activity lately. …O.J. Simpson... 

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Britney Spears Needs To Hire Chris Crocker

I think we can all agree that Britney Spears is in a bad way these days. Perhaps she should consider hiring Chris Crocker as her new Public Relations representative. Sounds like he can give all the (crazy) support the suffering Britney Spears needs. Drama: The quality or condition of being dramatic. Dramatic: Theatrical, startling, sensational. Queen: A woman or something personified as a woman, who is foremost or preeminent in any respect. Drama Queen: Any person who overreacts to a minor problem or situation. Fun facts about Chris Crocker: Although he has produced dozens... 

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What The HELL Happened To Britney Spears?

Poor, poor Britney Spears. There’s nothing quite like being the opening act at the MTV Video Music Awards and clearly not giving a crap. The instant I heard Britney Spears would be opening the 2007 VMAs, I knew it was going to be a train wreck. How could it not? Have you seen what she’s been up to lately? The whole thing sort of reminds me of when Anna Nicole Smith was on the VMAs shortly after she became the TrimSpa spokesperson. Remember that travesty? I’m guessing that Britney did not. Oh how far little Britney has fallen. Remember when… Here’s... 

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Paris Hilton vs Hallmark

Happy Saturday! I’m off to spend the day with family and friends. Perhaps I’ll stop by Hallmark on the way… Hallmark made a card that pokes fun at Paris Hilton. Paris got mad. Now Paris is suing for $500,000… I’m also picking up a new car today. Well, new to me, anyway. It’s a four door – which may seem like small potatoes unless you’ve been driving a two door for the past five years like I have – and it has a sunroof, and basically all new parts. It’s the nicest car I’ve ever had. Oh, and it’s free! Fun... 

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What ARE They Wearing? – Black & White Edition

I think the combination of black and white is beautiful, but something tells me these combos would look bad in any color. Black is associated with power, elegance, formality, death, evil, and mystery. Black is a mysterious color associated with fear and the unknown (black holes)…usually has a negative connotation…denotes strength and authority; it is considered to be a very formal, elegant, and prestigious color…is the symbol of grief. Black gives the feeling of perspective and depth…a black suit or dress can make you look thinner….a gallery of art or photography…use... 

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R.I.P. Luciano Pavarotti (1935-2007)

His father was a baker and a singer, his mother worked in a cigar factory, and he was one of the best tenors in known history. Luciano Pavarotti died today at his home in Italy. He was 71. In an email statement, his manager, Terri Robson, wrote, “The Maestro fought a long, tough battle against the pancreatic cancer which eventually took his life. In fitting with the approach that characterized his life and work, he remained positive until finally succumbing to the last stages of his illness.” More at Wikipedia Fun facts about Luciano Pavarotti: As a child, while... 

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Today Is Labor Day. Do You Know Why?

The holiday began in 1882, originating from a desire by the Central Labor Union to create a day off for the “working man”. Wikipedia Through the years the nation gave increasing emphasis to Labor Day. The first governmental recognition came through municipal ordinances passed during 1885 and 1886. From them developed the movement to secure state legislation. The first state bill was introduced into the New York legislature, but the first to become law was passed by Oregon on February 21, 1887. U.S. Department of Labor Today, Labor Day is observed not only in the... 

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George Dubya And The Four Parachutes.

A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board, but there are only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, “I am Ronaldo, the best soccer player in the world. The soccer world needs me, and I cannot die on my fans.” He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says, “I am the wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future.” She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane. The third passenger, George... 

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Mmmmm….. Matthew McConaughey…..

Is it just me, or is he simply the best male specimen ever? Happy Friday! More from me on my Matthew: February 2007 – Matthew McConaughey!! June 2007 – Matthew McConaughey Has Always Been The Hottest Bachelor. August 2007 – Matthew McConaughey. Because I Feel Like It. Play the Poop Bunny game. Poop on the monkey. But be careful! Don’t let him hit you with it! Got Poop? Add PoopBunny FREE to your profile! PoopBunny v2.0 © 2007 Altered Gaming Source: Altered Gaming Fun facts about the Monkey and the Bunny: Monkeys have tails, apes do not. A... 

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Michael Jackson is 49!

Happy Birthday Michael Jackson. Oh, and congratulations on being the first person to be born a black man and die a white woman. Michael Jackson.com Jackson began performing with his four brothers in the pop group the Jackson 5 when he was a child. The group scored its first No. 1 single in 1969, with “I Want You Back.” By age 11, Jackson was appearing on TV, and by age 14 he had released his first solo album… In the late 1980s and early 1990s, Jackson developed a reputation as an eccentric recluse. He moved to a 2,700-acre ranch called Neverland, which he outfitted... 

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Sen. Larry Craig Says He’s Not Gay. Or Is He?

So let me get this straight…Idaho Senator Larry Craig pleaded guilty to lewd conduct, and now (that it hit the news) he’s denying it ever happened. Oh yeah, and he’s denying that he’s gay; which he probably is. I mean, it’s not like we haven’t seen it before. A skeleton in some government mucky-muck’s closet is revealed and he recoils in fear, denying it all. … “I am not gay. I never have been gay.” Craig, a third-term senator from Idaho, proclaimed his innocence as well as his sexuality less than an hour after Senate leaders from his own Republican... 

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Burning Man Burned Too Soon!

For shame! For shame! So not cool man. There are unspoken rules at things like this. And you go stepping over the line! For shame! That’s what I would have said to Paul Addis, the 35 year old (mellow harsher) from San Francisco, if I were there when he set the man of Burning Man on fire four days too early. Many festival-goers who were awake watching Tuesday’s lunar eclipse said they saw a man deliberately ignite the figure at about 3 a.m., Grace said. “It was in plain sight of many people,” she said. “Everyone is looking at it this morning, this... 

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Owen Wilson Tried To Kill Himself.

So rumor has it, anyway. Suicide is something personal and really nothing to make fun of. When someone has gotten to the point of wanting to take their own life, they are as low and they can go, and don’t need to be kicked while they’re down. If Owen Wilson is truly hurting in this way, I feel for him deeply and I hope he feels better soon. “I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time,” Wilson, 38, said in a statement released to Reuters. Wilson asks to “heal” after suicide reports Meanwhile,... 

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Nicole Richie And Lindsay Lohan Are Two Lucky Bitches.

Nicole Richie was sentenced to a whopping four days in jail for her multiple offenses. Today she began her jail stay. And 82 minutes later, she was released. WTF?? Maybe Los Angeles really does run on its own clock. According to the official website of the L.A. Sheriff’s Dept., Richie checked in at 3:15 PM and was released at 4:37 PM. But wait! There’s more! Not only was Lindsay Lohan not charged with felony cocaine possession, but she was only sentenced to ONE DAY in jail (and ten days of community service). WTF?? Seriously!! Normally a second offender would serve... 

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Lindsay Lohan Needs To Be Locked Up!

So does Pete Doherty. Has the whole world gone mad?? Or is it just jacked up on coke? Lindsay Lohan was found with cocaine IN HER POCKET! Pete Doherty is arrested at least once a week. And yet, neither one of them has yet to see the inside of a jail cell. Lock ’em up! Time behind bars did Paris Hilton a ton of good. Since she’s been out, she’s dumped some friends and has started to spend more and more time alone (something every single person on this planet should know how to do, by the way). TMZ on Lindsay Lohan: We’re told charges may be filed tomorrow,... 

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