Black Rock City Rocket Launch

You’re invited to the Black Rock City Rocket Launch in Gerlach, Nevada… Black Rock is a “dry” lake about 100 miles north of Reno Nevada. It’s very empty country; just about the only town nearby is the town of Gerlach. About the Black Rock Desert This coming September 14th, 15th, and 16th, I will be there enjoying the XPRS (Extreme Performance Rocket Ships) launch. XPRS.org Its 3 days of certified motor launches with an “extreme” emphasis. Everyday there will be a huge raffle with tons of great prizes, and on Saturday there is a Night... 

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Lindsay Lohan Needs To Be Cured – Play The Cure Lohan Game

Good Morning! Not quite ready to get to work? Neither am I! Today’s game is brought to you by Daily Free Games, and stars Lindsay Lohan. Poor Lindsay, she really needs to be cured! Game on! Lindsay Lohan has been very naughty and doesn’t have any intension of changing her ways. She needs to be shot…..with a syringe. But beware, give Lindsay the wrong shot and she’ll mutate. There are five levels you must pass to cure Lindsay Lohan completely. Each level is more difficult than the one before it. Mouse: controls direction Space bar: hide/menu C, X, Z: refill ammo Fun... 

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R.I.P. Bill Walsh (1931-2007)

I grew up in the Bay Area in the 1980s, so Bill Walsh is the first coach I think of when it comes to the San Francisco 49ers. He will be greatly missed. Nicknamed “The Genius” for his creative schemes that became known as the West Coast offense, Walsh died at his Woodside home Monday morning following a long battle with leukemia. He was 75. “He gave me the opportunity to come to a winner, San Francisco out of Mississippi Valley State University,” [Jerry] Rice said. “I was the 16th player taken in the first round. It was all because of Bill Walsh... 

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The Simpsons Movie Is Finally Here!

I’m so darn excited! Going to see it tonight, of course. I even have a collectible Simpson’s Movie t-shirt to wear. A bit dorky, yes, but at least I’m not waiting in line for days to buy my ticket or dressing up in full Simpson’s regalia. Don’t worry if you’re not seeing the movie tonight. You always have these sites to keep you company: The Simpsons Movie The Simpsons Wikipedia The Simpsons Let’s All D’oh Together! It’s Official! The Simpsons Live In Vermont! Fun facts about The Simpsons and their TV Show: In 1997 The Simpsons became the longest running... 

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Nicole Richie Is Drunk – Play The Drunken Nicole Game.

I remember when I first heard that Nicole Richie was driving the wrong way on a freeway ramp – my first thought was how I’ve turned the wrong way down one way streets, but never a freeway. How loaded do you have to be for that to happen? From the folks at Daily Free Games comes the Drunken Nicole Game. The site is great and I’m going to me bringing you more of their games. Have Fun! Skinny Nicole Richie is on the way home from a nightclub party. She is extremely drunk but insists on being behind the wheel herself. Won’t you help her get home safely? Avoid... 

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Anna Nicole Smith And Chloral Hydrate. One Woman’s Theory.

I bet you woke up this morning just aching for a bit of Anna Nicole Smith news. Well, you are in luck. Here, courtesy of my pal The Mighty Mo is her friend’s take on Anna Nicole’s real cause of death. After reading this, I had to agree, there’s something fishy going on… All right, a re-examination of timeline… Feb. 8 – Anna Nicole [Smith] dies March 26 – Lilly Sanchez holds press conference stating that she was hired 6 weeks earlier. Which means she was hired immediately after the death of Anna Nicole Smith (a criminal defense attorney) By the 22nd of Feb.... 

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Lindsay Lohan Is A Felon!

Lock her up! While we were tucked nicely in our beds during the wee hours of this morning, Lindsay Lohan was driving the streets of Santa Monica chasing her (newly) ex-assistant’s mom. This is how the story goes…. Lindsay’s assistant quits. Lindsay gets wasted. Lindsay takes someone’s SUV and chases her assistant’s mom. The mom doesn’t know its Lindsay and calls the police. Police respond to a call of one car chasing another. They discover the chaser is Lindsay Lohan, with two male passengers in the car. Lindsay fails a field sobriety test... 

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Drew Carey! Come On Down!

You’re the next host of The Price Is Right! Congratulations, Mr. Carey! You’ve got some mighty splendid shoes to fill. I hope nothing else changes with The Price Is Right, now that there is a new host. I hope the sets and the models still look like throwbacks, and the games are still wacky. You better not run the show into the ground Drew Carey! Remember your own words; don’t let them come back and bite you in the bootie. “I realize what a big responsibility this is…It’s only a game show, but it’s the longest-running game show in American... 

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Pomegranate Martinis – Good For You, And Sexy Too!

I love anything pomegranate. When I was a kid, my mom would make my sister and I eat our pomegranates on the back porch, wearing grubby clothes. It was the best. Every time I see a pomegranate, I think of my childhood summers. Now that I am grown, I have merged my love for pomegranates with my love of drinking. A Martini is a strong and classic drink. Pomegranates are good for your heart. What a great combination! Plus, the red color looks pretty darn cool in a martini glass; much more fun than the normal clear. Some of the best store bought pomegranate juice I have found is... 

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Question Time For George “Dubya” Bush

George Bush goes to an elementary school to talk to the kids to get a little P.R. time in. After his talk, he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name. “Stanley,” responds the little boy. “And what is your question, Stanley?” “I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage, when 1/2 of all Americans don’t have... 

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Oprah Winfrey Loses Her Beloved Gracie.

Some sad news to report…. Oprah Winfrey’s two year old golden retriever, Gracie, has died. It’s being reported that the cause of death was choking. I would simply die if something like that happened to my dog. “Weeks have passed,” Winfrey says in the August issue of O, the Oprah Magazine. “And the pain has not subsided. Every time I think about it, my heart starts racing and I feel like I just got stabbed in the chest.” On May 26, Gracie choked to death on a plastic ball that belonged to Sophie, Winfrey’s 12-year-old cocker spaniel,... 

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Britney Spears Has Done Wigged Out! For Reals Y’all!

So we thought the head shaving thing was as crazy as Britney Spears could get. But we were wrong. Is it just me, or does she look totally whacked out and tore back? And now it’s being reported that Britney and her mother Lynn got into a good ol’ fashion slap fight. Yes, I said slap fight. Has white trash ever been sexier? One of the best real life fights I’ve ever seen was between two girls when I was in high school. They came to blows on the basketball court and soon a crowd gathered. When all was said and done, there were fingernails and hair extension and goodness... 

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Victoria Beckham Edition – What ARE They Wearing?

In case you haven’t heard, The Beckhams have moved stateside. In their honor, I present to you Mrs. Victoria Beckham and her personal style. This, of course, is just a taste – I simply do not have the room nor the patience to share all of her fashion choices with you. Fun facts about Victoria Beckham: Elton John and Elizabeth Hurley are the Godparents of Victoria’s sons, Brooklyn and Romeo. She was named as the United Kingdom’s “Most Pointless Celebrity” in a 2005 poll conducted by UK’s Channel 4. He husband David took second place. She... 

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It’s Official! The Simpsons Live In Vermont!

If you are unaware that The Simpsons will FINALLY be on the big screen July 27th, then I have no further business with you this evening. The Simpsons have gotten me through some very tough times – I find the theme song quite soothing. But I digress… The Simpsons live in Springfield, but until now we’ve never known what state. Fourteen Springfields from across the country competed for the coveted title of the animated family’s home state and host of the “official” movie premiere. Read the full results and watch the video submissions here: USA... 

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Denimology – For Those Of You Addicted To Jeans.

Raise your hand if you have a favorite pair of jeans. Raise your hand if once upon a time you had horrible, horrible jeans and you’ve vowed to never again look that bad. Then this site is for you! I’ve just linked to Denimology, and would love for you to check it out. Denim Power! Fun facts about Denim: The word denim is an Americanization of the French name “serge de Nimes,” a fabric which originated in Nimes, France during the Middle Ages. In 1864, Webster’s dictionary listed the shortened English version: DENIM The word dungarees (usually plural)... 

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