Victoria Beckham Edition – What ARE They Wearing?

In case you haven’t heard, The Beckhams have moved stateside. In their honor, I present to you Mrs. Victoria Beckham and her personal style. This, of course, is just a taste – I simply do not have the room nor the patience to share all of her fashion choices with you. Fun facts about Victoria Beckham: Elton John and Elizabeth Hurley are the Godparents of Victoria’s sons, Brooklyn and Romeo. She was named as the United Kingdom’s “Most Pointless Celebrity” in a 2005 poll conducted by UK’s Channel 4. He husband David took second place. She... 

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It’s Official! The Simpsons Live In Vermont!

If you are unaware that The Simpsons will FINALLY be on the big screen July 27th, then I have no further business with you this evening. The Simpsons have gotten me through some very tough times – I find the theme song quite soothing. But I digress… The Simpsons live in Springfield, but until now we’ve never known what state. Fourteen Springfields from across the country competed for the coveted title of the animated family’s home state and host of the “official” movie premiere. Read the full results and watch the video submissions here: USA... 

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Denimology – For Those Of You Addicted To Jeans.

Raise your hand if you have a favorite pair of jeans. Raise your hand if once upon a time you had horrible, horrible jeans and you’ve vowed to never again look that bad. Then this site is for you! I’ve just linked to Denimology, and would love for you to check it out. Denim Power! Fun facts about Denim: The word denim is an Americanization of the French name “serge de Nimes,” a fabric which originated in Nimes, France during the Middle Ages. In 1864, Webster’s dictionary listed the shortened English version: DENIM The word dungarees (usually plural)... 

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Princess Diana Would Have Been 46, And Prince Charles Would Have Been An Ugly Woman.

Yesterday, July 1st, would have been Princess Diana’s 46th Birthday. In honor of the “People’s Princess” and her legacy, her sons princes William and Harry hosted a star-studded event at Wembley Stadium in London. Thanking the live crowd, as well as those watching at home, Prince William said, “This evening is about all that my mother loved in life: her music, her dance, her charities and her family and friends.” Last Monday I posted a very freaky picture of George Bush. Today I’m starting the week off with an equally discomforting picture,... 

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Paris Hilton Lies To Larry King.

I took some notes last night as I watched Paris Hilton spew forth verbal crap on Larry King Live. *voice is deeper – her real voice – not her high-pitched “dumb” voice *not wearing a lot of makeup, very natural looking *simple hair and clothing *fake eyelashes are annoying *says she only lost a couple of pounds *says all the “girls” there were really nice *admits to having a high voice when she’s nervous or shy, and says she doesn’t like it *says she doesn’t get angry, is easy to get along with, and is a very loyal friend *says she’s been on medication for... 

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Tom Sizemore Sentenced To Jail. Update.

Tom Sizemore’s 16 month prison sentence was cut in half today, giving him credit for time already served. No matter how long or short his stay in jail is, I hope it truly helps. Tom Sizemore is a great actor who was brought down by the evils of methamphetamines, but he’s still young enough to make a complete change and rise to the ranks of stardom once again. Fun facts about Tom Sizemore: He attended an all-boy Catholic high school filled with wealthy kids, and fast crowds. His friends were all either jocks or stoners who started using cocaine and falling into troubled... 

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Paris Hilton Released From Jail. Again.

Paris the Heiress was released from jail shortly after midnight on Tuesday. She used a public restroom to change from her orange jumpsuit to a pair of jeans and a jacket before making her appearance. It’s being reported that she lost ten pounds while in the slammer (The only place I can think that she could afford losing ten pounds is her ego!). Paris Hilton looked genuinely happy as she made her way to the SUV carrying her parents. While behind bars, the famous-for-nothing star said that she wants to use this experience to make positive changes in her life and even said... 

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Tom Sizemore Sentenced To Jail.

Superior Court Judge Cynthia Rayvis sentenced Tom Sizemore to 16 months in jail today, ruling that the drug-addicted actor had violated his probation from a previous drug case when methamphetamine was found in his car this past May 8th. During sentencing, Judge Rayvis said that Sizemore “has been in every program, and here he is again,” and that he has “abused the privilege of probation” and “needs to be in a lockdown setting,” and recommended that the defendant be sent to the R.J. Donovan Correctional Facility in San Diego County because of its notable drug treatment... 

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George W. Bush Is A Dead Ringer For His Mother.

Happy Monday! Here’s a great way to start the week… I’m sure you’ve noticed the similarities between the President and his mother, but have you ever seen the proof look quite like this? I do believe the original picture from which this was derived, is the following picture of his mother, Barbara Bush. A side note: George W’s mother is commonly referred to as Mrs. Barbara Bush, since his daughter’s name is also Barbara Bush. Some more George W. Bush fun, courtesy of The Late Show with David Letterman. Fun facts about Mrs. Barbara Pierce Bush: She... 

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San Francisco Dyke Day 2007 Wrap Up.

I had such a great time yesterday! I met some really great hilarious people, was witness to wonderful equal opportunity love, and even made it home with my very own rainbow feather boa. Not to mention all of the beautiful women I saw! My friend and I met up with the rest of our group at a cute little restaurant called Savor, at 24th and Sanchez. We sat outside in a courtyard setting, surrounded by little shops. I had an excellent garlic chicken crepe with pesto, mushrooms, and sun-dried tomatoes, and an equally excellent Mimosa. Everyone throughly enjoyed their meals and the... 

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San Francisco Gay Pride 2007

Today I am off to San Francisco to enjoy the start of Gay Pride Parade weekend. Today is the Dyke March. The 15th annual. It should be a good time. There’s a gathering at Dolores Park at 3, then the Dykes on Bikes parade at 7. I mustn’t forget to bring a jacket. Dressing in layers is the only way to go when traveling to San Francisco. Last year I went on Sunday, which is when the actual San Francisco Gay Pride Parade is. I went to San Francisco after the parade, when the streets were totally congested and a sea of people. It was a little to much for me to be comfortable... 

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Attention Eddie Murphy! DNA Says You ARE Melanie Brown’s Baby’s Daddy!

A representative for (Scary Spice) Melanie Brown has confirmed that DNA test results prove that Eddie Murphy is the father of Melanie’s baby girl, Angel Iris, born on June 3rd. Is this the part where we all get to look at Eddie Murphy and say we told him so? If you’re unfamiliar with this story, check out these posts… Attention Melanie Brown! Eddie Murphy Says He’s Not Your Baby’s Daddy! Attention Eddie Murphy! Melanie Brown Says You Are Her Baby’s Daddy! Representatives from Eddie’s camp have refused to comment on this latest news. Hmm…..I... 

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Hillary and Bill Clinton. Pop Culture Political Couple.

Ok, so she may not spell it the same way as I do, but Hillary Clinton is still a pretty cool Hilary. Although it’s really not that hard to be, with a name like Hilary. From the Latin word for “hilarium”, by the by. As in HILARIOUS, in case that one went over your head. Anyway… With Hillary’s bid for the White House, the Clintons are once again in the spotlight, and could very well be for years to come. The couple went through a lot during Bill’s run of the White House. We all know the details, so I needn’t go there. Once out of office,... 

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Celebrity Babies. Soon They Will Be Talking…

I got this email the other day and thought that it went along very nicely with yesterday morning’s post, Celebrity Babies – They’re Everywhere! Kids say the craziest things… A personal note: When I was about two or three, my mom asked me where my please and thank yous were, and I answered with glee, “Somewhere in Oakland.” True fact. It’s even documented in my baby book. NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was... 

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Tom Sizemore Should Be In Jail.

If Paris Hilton has to do 45 days for violating her DUI arrest probation, then Tom Sizemore should have to spend at least that much time behind bars for violating his drug arrest probation. Tom Sizemore, 45, has been arrested several times before, for several things, including drugs and assault. I’m not just talking about pot and slapping people, either. The once brilliant actor is a junky and a tweeker, and very much addicted to meth, and likes to beat women. Any other person, of lesser financial capabilities would for sure be locked up by now. During his appearance in... 

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