Get a BeerBelly – Sneak Beer Into Events w/ the BeerBelly

I’m not really sure what to say about this one. But it is so absurd that I feel it should at least be recognized. My sister sent me a link to the Beer Belly as a joke, and now my boyfriend actually wants a Beer Belly for Christmas.

The Beerbelly is a sling with a polyurethane “bladder” and dispensing tube, and is easily hid under your clothes. You can fill it with any kind of alcohol or liquid beverage — hot or cold. It’s kinda like the Camel that hikers use, except this one is worn on your front and comes with a sexy belly.

Why would you want a fake beer belly when a real one is so easy to obtain, you ask? Isn’t it obvious? It’s useful, practical, and oh so sexy. Ummmmm, yeah, that’s it. I want to know how drunk the inventor was when he realized that his life as a lush would be so much better if he could bring his own booze every where. And what better way than in a fake beer belly? To each his own, I guess. I suppose it would come in handy at concerts or ball games or family get-togethers, or movie theaters, or festivals or maybe even at work. Hmmm, maybe it is a brilliant idea after all!

Check it out and buy your own Beer Belly, then let me know how you like it. Click on the picture at the top of this post to be sent to their site.