Michael Jackson And His Nanny. Or Is She His Wife?

I don’t know if it’s serendipity or karma or just plain old good timing, but my buddy Michael Jackson has popped up again, this time denying that he has married his children’s nanny.

Last February I found some pictures on TMZ of Michael Jackson’s children without any veils or masks covering their faces. That post found its way to somewhere and now it’s getting more attention than ever. I seem to have touched a nerve.

Michael Jackson’s Kids – Unmasked!

I’ve decided that this time around, it’s going to be just the facts…the facts according to Michael’s people. Keep in mind these are the same people who say he’s only had two nose jobs, and they were for breathing reasons. Oops, I bet I get flack for that one.

“Wide spreading reports regarding Michael Jackson being married are not true,” publicist and resident rumor-buster Raymone Bain said in a statement to E! News. “Documents stating otherwise are a hoax.” Michael Still a Single Jacko

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I’m not really one to point fingers in an effort to deflect attention, but in an attempt to save face (haha-Michael Jackson-face-haha) I feel I must at this time. Most of the flack I’ve gotten has surrounded my questioning of the children’s DNA and my comment about Blanket and balconies. I admit, I could have censored my thoughts a bit more, but they’re nothing worse than anything else out there about the self-proclaimed King of Pop.

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Source: E!Online

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8 Responses to “Michael Jackson And His Nanny. Or Is She His Wife?”
  1. JCW Says:

    I’m all about self improvement…Cosmetic surgery? Bring it on!

    However – it’s a shame he didn’t stop in 1984 – it was all downhill from there. Who was the insane surgeon that actually agreed to help him attempt to transform himself into a living version of the Peter Pan cartoon character?

    It could be worse I suppose – he might have been fixated on Scooby Doo…

  2. Zoe Says:

    OH GIVE ME A @@@@ING BREAK GUYS, thats not his wife,shes nothing but a nanny to his kids,jus leave the poor boy alone for once,..

  3. sabrina Says:

    ay love you michael jackson forever!!!

  4. Sharika Says:

    give me a @@@@in break to that nose in monkey @@@@ was uncalled for if he doing her oh well it’s none of any body buisness so stay out of it @@@holes

  5. Manon Fillion Says:

    We love you and we well miss him so much it for his family

    Love Manon Fillion

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  7. bertha Says:

    all of yall paparazzi people need to leave michael jackson the fu*k alone. people already caused him pain when he was alive and that just shows that people didnt like michael jackson for who he is. but i know i love mj no matter what happens to him or how bad he get. just leave the man alone and let him rest in peace. i love you michael joseph jackson and i will never forget you for what you do and did for us. RIP MJ AUGUST 29, 1958- JUNE 25, 2009. i miss you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Kiki Says:

    I find the wording (“Jacko”????!!!!!) and photo in this article disgusting!! SHOW SOME COMPASSION AND RESPECT!!!!