You just might ….. if your boobs are real, that is!
I kid you not.
Disney is turning up their noses at women with fake boobies and is instead looking for actresses with “natural” breasts.
Allegedly the casting notice reads:
Beautiful female fit models. Must be 5ft 7in-5ft 8in, size 4 or 6, no bigger or smaller. Age 18-25. Must have a lean dancer body. Must have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants.
Does that even exist in L.A. anymore? I mean, obviously there are tall lean chicks everywhere, but don’t all the ones in Southern California have fake boobs?
The casting notice doesn’t say anything about what size natural breasts Disney wants the women to have, but I’m going to guess they’ll be fairly small given the other physical attributes the movie production coming is looking for.
NY Post adds:
To make sure LA talent scouts don’t get caught in a “booby trap,” potential lassies will have to undergo a Hollywood-style jiggle-your-jugs test and jog for judges. If there’s nothing moving from the waist up, they’re saying, it’s a dead giveaway that you’re not all flesh and bones — and you’re out.
Side Note: If you live in Southern California and are insulted by what I have said – because you’re all tall and lean and have real boobs or whatever – take a chill pill and have a little wine. I’m a writer, therefore I exaggerate.