Kim Kardashian Filed For Divorce Today

Happy Halloween, Bitches!! Hope you’re all having a ghoulish day and hauntingly safe night!

I’m staying in to stew in my madness. It’s a long story. But don’t worry; I’ll be enjoying myself.

The same cannot be said for Kris Humphries, however, who was blindsided today with the filing of divorce papers by his wife of 72 days, Kim Kardashian.

While I am by no means surprised by this turn of events, I am a bit taken aback that the fame whore wasn’t able to milk the marriage for another month or two. Perhaps I’m wrong here, but I think you’d be hard-pressed to find an instance of Kim Kardashion participating in any sort of activity that did not somehow feed her bank account. You’d think she could hang in there at least long enough to make a million or two off her newlywed status.

I don’t know; it just seems like it would be a good business move to chronicle the demise of the relationship, instead of just ending it suddenly like a bandaid being ripped off. More drama means more money, right?

There have been several reasons for the split flying around today, but of course the papers that Kim filed cited “irreconcilable differences”. Lame. I’m so sick of that excuse; it’s so boring.

Kim and Kris had a boring wedding, boring 2-month marriage, and apparently are going to have a boring divorce.

Even the statement Kim released to E!News was boring.

“After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage,” she said. “I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.”

One might think that being blindsided by divorce papers would make a man bitter, but Kris Humphries seems to being handling it well. And by “well” I mean he released a boring statement to TMZ.

“I’m committed to this marriage and everything this covenant represents … I love my wife and am devastated to learn she filed for divorce … I’m willing to do whatever it takes to make it work.”


Kim Kardashian Halloween 2011 – Poison Ivy (takes on a whole new meaning now that you know she pulled the rug out from under her short marriage)…..

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