Miley Cyrus is writing her autobiography. Just how long can that book possibly be? The girl is only 15, after all. I really want to be there when she reads it at age 30.
The book will focus on the 15-year-old’s road to fame, from growing up in Tennessee to navigating the spotlight as an international star, and how her family – especially mother Leticia – helps keep her grounded. People.com
If Miley has any sense about her (which I highly doubt given her internet flashing actions as of late) she’ll call this book Volume One. Sorry to break it to you Miley, but at 15 years of age, you don’t know shit. Stooop-ed!
Then there’s big butt Kim Kardashian who flew to Mexico the other day with her boyfriend Reggie Bush and decided that Paris Hilton shouldn’t be allowed to have clothes from Ed Hardy anymore. An issue so dear to her heart she used blackmail.
She managed to wrangle Ed Hardy clothes and bathing suits for everyone on the trip under one condition. “She called paparazzi and tipped them off and she’ll be wearing Ed Hardy clothes,” said our insider. “But she tried to get them to promise that they wouldn’t give any more clothes to Paris. The Superficial
Oh lord, is Kim Kardashian so full of herself that she honesty thought her plan would work? Stooop-ed!
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this chick, oh i mean these whores make me want to puke blood