Paris Hilton Would Paint The White House Pink.

John McCain thinks Barack Obama is a “celebrity” – just like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears – and openly questions Obama’s ability to lead this (celebrity obsessed) country.

Face it Johnny boy, America is fixated on celebrities – including those celebrities famous for being famous; so who better to run our country than a celebrity?

By the way Mr. McCain, the fact that you’re known the world over makes you, by definition, a celebrity.

Not one to back down from a catfight, Paris Hilton has released an awesome response to John McCain bringing her into the race for President…

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He’s the oldest celebrity in the world. Like super old. Old enough to remember when dancing was a sin, and beer was served in a bucket. But, is he ready to lead?

Hey America, I’m Paris Hilton, and I’m a celebrity, too. Only I’m not from the olden days and I’m not promising change like that other guy. I’m just hot.

But then that wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I’m running for President. So thanks for the endorsement, white-haired dude, and I want America to know that I’m like totally ready to lead.

And now I want to present my energy policy to America, just as soon as I finish reading this article on where I can fly to to get the best tan.

I heard somewhere that a sense of humor is a sign of intelligence. The video clearly displays Paris Hilton’s sense of humor – so does that mean the woman who coined the phrase “that’s hot” is actually more intelligent than we all thought? I mean, only a genius could come up with a line like “see you at the debates, @@@@@es.”

if paris hilton was president

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One Response to “Paris Hilton Would Paint The White House Pink.”
  1. Mighty Mo Says:

    Obviously, someone else wrote the script for all the words she uttered on that video, which is why it’s so smart and funny. She did pretty good reading the teleprompter or cue cards. I’ve heard it said she memorized that entire 30 second clip. I don’t agree she memorized it all cause I saw her eyes moving, as if she was reading cue cards or something else. But still, it’s the best work I’ve ever seen her do.