I am 31. I am proud to be 31. People often think I’m much younger. That makes me proud too. It means I’m doing something right – I don’t look all tore back and old before I actually am all tore back and old.
The same cannot be said for Lindsay Lohan, however.
Lindsay Lohan is 23 years old but looks like she’s nearing 40. She’s starting to look like one of those smoker-voiced boozin’ biker bi*ches who have spent way too much time in the sun and not nearly enough time off drugs.
You think I’m exaggerating? See for yourself.
Here we have Lindsay between the ages of 12 and 15. Not too drastic of a change – just a adolescent girl growing up.
But then something happened between the ages of 17 and 18. By age 19 in 2005, Lindsay Lohan was a skinny blonde shell of her former self.
In 2006 Lindsay was 20 and bloated. At least she is in this picture; although I do sort of remember her being a bit thicker than usual around that time.
By the time Lindsay reached 22 she had dark hair, big boobs, and a serious drug problem.
Now Lindsay Lohan is 23. Oh. My. Lord.
What the hell happened? Did she get stuck in an age accelerator machine or something? Geez. I guess this is just picture proof of what continuous drug use and drinking – and lip injections – can do to someone.