OJ Simpson Guilty On All Counts

It’s about time!!

Thirteen years to the day after OJ Simpson was oh-so-wrongly acquitted of double murder, the former football player was found guilty on 12 counts including conspiracy to commit robbery and kidnapping, burglary, assault and coercion. He will be sentenced on December 5th; I’m crossing my fingers for life in prison.

Denied bail, court officers wasted no time in handcuffing the Hall of FameShame inductee…after the verdict was read. His sister, Carmelita Durio, fainted as he was being led out of the courtroom and paramedics rushed to revive her…

The gridiron great is now behind iron bars. O.J. should dust off those running back skills in case he drops a bar of soap in the prison shower.


So obviously Simpson’s defense team is crying foul; saying this verdict is payback for 1995. And to that I say, so what! The man killed his ex-wife and her friend, and got away with it (allegedly); you know it and I know it.

Alright, so technically it’s not right to convict someone based on unrelated crimes in their past, but I think in this case, it’s ok. There’s clearly a higher power involved in this. I mean, is it really just a coincidence that OJ was found guilty of one crime 13 years to the day he was acquitted of another? I think not.

That, my friend, is sweet karmic justice!


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