And I mean that with all the love in my heart. My cold, cold, heartless heart.
Jessica Simpson is all butt hurt because she thought her boyfriend of just over a year, Tony Romo, was going to propose to her.
“Jessica was really hoping that she was going to get an engagement ring,” a source close to Jess revealed in a clandestine interview with OK!. “She wanted one for Christmas, then she thought maybe New Year’s Eve. Her last hope was that Tony would propose on Valentine’s Day–but he didn’t.”
Jessica, 28, was overheard gripping about Tony’s alleged commitment phobia while dining with her married [sic] sister, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, late last month.
“You know, I really thought he was going to make it happen this time. I thought he was ready to propose,” Jess told Ashlee, according to a friend. “I know Tony loves me, but I don’t know if he’ll ever propose.”
“Ashlee has always been the more realistic, more practical of the two sisters,” the insider tells OK!. “And Ashlee knows how much her sister wants to be married and have a baby of her own. But as wonderful as Tony is, he is not the marrying kind–probably not for years.”
Oh man, there are all sorts of wrong with this. First of all, my dear Jessica, a year of dating is NOTHING; maybe in fly-by-night, flash-in-the-pan Hollywood, but not in real life. Seriously.
Secondly, it’s totally obvious that Jessica Simpson is way insecure and trying to fill the hole with Tony Romo. Or any guy, for that matter. I mean, she went from her daddy, to Nick Lachey, and then to friggin’ John Mayer before she got to Tony Romo. Has this girl ever been single long enough to really look inside of herself?
I actually feel a little bad for Jessica Simpson – she’s got a ton of money and is adored by people around the world, and yet she still feels she needs a piece of metal on her finger to feel loved.
Sad, sad, sad.