Lindsay Lohan Is Going To Die Before She Goes To Jail. Maybe. Probably. Perhaps.

So Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to jail and told to turn herself in on July 20th. She still has to wear her SCRAM bracelet until then, and from all accounts she’s pretty darn pissed about it.

In fact, it seems Lindsay Lohan is pissed about a lot of things these days. Not that I’m blaming her – I’m just commentating.

According to some, Lindsay is so beside herself over all of this she could very well give the big F-U to the world and overdose.

Kim Kardashian Visits Lindsay Lohan at Home [Anything Hollywood]

Lindsay Lohan Has Neater Writing Than Y’all [Amy Grindhouse]

Lindsay Lohan ‘Tweets’ Human Rights Dogma, Defends FU Manicure (PHOTOS) [Bitten and Bound]

Lindsay Lohan’s manicure message to the Judge [Celebrity Mound]

Lindsay Lohan Post Jail Interview: $1 Million [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

Lindsay might be high right now [Celebslam]

Lindsay Lohans lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley quits! [Ear Sucker]

Lindsay Lohan’s Prescription Drug Regime Revealed [Pop Crunch]

PHOTO Lindsay Lohan’s new lawyer Tiffany Feder-Cohen [Starcasm]

Lindsay called the judge a bitch, wants $1 million [The Blemish]

Lindsay Lohan Tampered With Ankle Monitor Twice [The Hollywood Gossip]

Lindsay Lohan reminds me a lot of Robert Downey, Jr. – very talented, and very troubled. The only difference is that when things got this bad for RD, he actually accepted – and even asked for – help. And now look at him. If Lindsay does this right, she can come back and be great again.

If she does this wrong, she’s going to die.

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