Category: Hollywood Gossip

Tara Reid Is At It Again

Tara Reid may have gotten her boobs and stomach fixed, but she’s still a drunk. Long live Taradise! “I think the reason I never ended up in as much trouble as Paris [Hilton] or Lindsay [Lohan] is that I’m not stupid, so I’d never do a lot of the things …

Nicole Richie Mug Shot

During the wee hours of Monday morning, while most of us were snuggled in bed, dreaming of our subconscious desires, Nicole Richie was in Burbank, driving the wrong way on Highway 134. Two drivers called 911 after seeing the black Mercedes SUV and when officers arrived, Nicole Richie was stopped …

Celebrity Morgue – Creepy Or Cool?

I’ve always been a bit of a morbid person – reading Emily Dickinson, writing depressing poems, reading about serial killers, etc. – so when I happened upon the Celebrity Morgue, I was intrigued. But now I don’t know how I feel about it.…

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn Breakup

PEOPLE magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston, 37, and Vince Vaughn, 36, have officially broken up. Which implies that it was actually a real relationship, and not just a publicity stunt. Rumors have followed the pair since they were first pictured together in Chicago while filming The Breakup in the …

Will Beyonce Knowles Soon Be Mrs. Jay-Z?

First of all, I didn’t know that Jay-Z is closer to 40 than to 30 – in fact, he turned 37 this past Monday (12/4). I did, however, know that Beyonce Knowles just turned 25 (9/4). That’s a twelve-year difference. Jay-Z was in the 7th grade when Beyonce was born.…

George Clooney Lost His Best Friend

George Clooney, 45, has made it pretty clear that he has no plans to ever marry, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t know how to have a long-term relationship. For the past 18 years he has given his heart to Max, his 300-pound potbellied pig, who he gained full custody …

Ugly People Are Pretty. But Only In Hollywood.

In Hollywood’s superficial world of beauty, it’s refreshing to see a movie or TV character that isn’t the normal “pretty.” But, it’s still Hollywood, so even the ugly are an attractive ugly, and are usually played by an actor who is quite good looking in real life.…

Keith Urban Leaves Rehab

Although his rep says that Keith Urban, 39, is “still undergoing treatment,” the country singer is out of rehab. He and his wife of only five months, actress Nicole Kidman, 39, enjoyed Sunday brunch yesterday at the Polo Lounge in Los Angeles.…

Heidi Klum and Laura Bennett – Project Childbirth

As most everyone knows, Heidi Klum, 33, and Seal, 43, welcomed an 8 lb, 11 oz boy into the world on Wednesday, November 22nd, naming him Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel. He joins his 1-year-old brother, Henry Guenther Ademola Dashtu Samuel, and 2–year-old sister, Leni (from Heidi’s relationship with Flavio …

Lane Garrison Survives Fatal Car Accident

This past season on Prison Break, Lane Garrison’s character “Tweener” met an awful fate when Special Agent Alexander Mahone (played by Willliam Fichtner) shot him in the head. In Beverly Hills this past Saturday (12/2), Lane Garrison, 26, almost went the way of “Tweener” when the SUV he was riding …

Tony Parker To Make Eva Longoria A Desperate Housewife

Like so many other couples in Hollywood, Eva Longoria, 31, and Tony Parker, 24, are “thrilled to announce” that after “dating steadily for two years,” they are “officially engaged,” says Longoria’s rep, Liza Anderson. Parker, a point guard for the San Antonio Spurs, was born in Belgium and raised in …

Cameron Diaz Says Yes To Love, But No To Marriage

Cameron Diaz, 34, is commitment-phobic and doesn’t want to get married, or have kids. She has also admitted that she doesn’t even want the responsibility of caring for a dog. Yesterday on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Ellen brought up the subject, saying, “When [Justin] was on the show I asked …

Tim Curry Wears Women’s Underwear

Ever since I first saw the movie version of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, I have been convinced that Tim Curry wears women’s underwear — under everything. Think about it…… As Dr. Frank N. Furter, he moves comfortably and freely in his lingerie.…

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton Hang Out

The drunken-whore stars aligning with the white-trash-mother stars is the only explanation I have for the energy force that created this celebrity pairing. A picture speaks a thousand words, so I will let you enjoy the photos and draw your own conclusions.…

Star Jones Looks Horrible!

What the heck is up with Star Jones? Why does it look like she powdered her chest with a totally wrong shade, then put make-up on her cleavage to make her enormous breasts look bigger? Does she have fun house mirrors that actually make her look good?…

Kevin Federline Actually Knows How To Write!

Aside from now knowing how to blackmail, Kevin Federline has learned to write — on shower doors and scratch paper. After his November 8th “performance” at the House of Blues in Chicago, and the day after Britney Spears filed for divorce, he left a little love note for his soon …

Jude Law Dumps Sienna Miller

So let me get this straight………Jude Law dumped Sienna Miller because she was partying too much. So it’s okay for him to sleep with the nanny, but it’s not okay for her to be 24 years old and want to have a good time?…

My Vote Counted! Richard Pombo Lost

I’m going to go out on a limb here and claim that it was because of my vote that Richard Pombo lost. Thank you! I’m so glad that I made a difference in the world. I’m not the only one happy to see him go… We bring you a special …

Britney Spears Gets Divorced

Today, as we were all checking the appropriate boxes on our ballots (or touching the screen if you were as cool a voter as I was), Britney Spears, 24, was checking the ever popular “irreconcilable differences” box on her divorce petition, with yesterday as the date of separation.…

Richard Pombo Sucks – Stay Away From Congress!

I wasn’t going to post anything today, but I just couldn’t let this one slip by. Laura Bush was in Pleasanton, CA yesterday (11/3/06) to support Richard Pombo in his campaign for Congress. As I mentioned in my post the other day, I don’t have fond feelings for Richard Pombo.…

Neil Patrick Harris – Doogie Howser Is Gay

“…speculation and interest in my private life and relationships” is the reason Neil Patrick Harris, 33, is giving for why he has chosen to reveal that he is gay. He also said that he is “…quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life …

Ashes, Ashes

Ashes, ashes Lightning crashes. Quickly through the heart. When storm clouds boom, Get out of your room, And taste the tears of Heaven. But keep a watchful eye, On the midnight sky. For when the lightning flashes, There’s no escaping.…

Death’s Shadow

A dark shadow crawls, Slowly towards my head. I try to step away, But something holds me down. Every second slower, Every minute longer, Yet every day shorter, Every month faster. I grab for time, Grab for hope. Nothing is there, My fingers don’t grip.…

One Single Flame

Sitting in the darkness with nowhere to turn, I find a little candle yearning to burn. The hope of a flame or even a spark, Cause all my fears to slow and to park. I look around at all of the others, I cry because they are burning but mine …

The Bus Ride

I’d say she’s about 250 pounds and carries it all in her middle. There are three children with her, all under the age of seven I’m sure. The smallest one sits on her lap, grasping onto the roll of fat just below her breast as he sleeps soundly.…

God Wears Overalls

When I was seven, I saw a man get shot in the back of his head. He had no warning. Just a loud bang, and he was hit. He crumpled to the ground in slow motion, his head slumped forward. It almost looked like he was diving, head first into …

The Gentle Stranger

“You must not tell anyone, dear child, what I am about to tell you.” The child’s left eyebrow peaked as if to say, “Oh I won’t tell.” Knowing full well he would leave this gentle stranger and tell the kid down the street within the hour, who would then tell …

The Smoke of Our Souls

Once again we’ve gathered, preparing for departure. Up and over, out of sight, into a whole new rhelm. Divided we sit, together we fly. You in your corner and I in mine, soon we will be one. One lights the match, which starts the other’s fire.…

Our Soul

Our soul is energy, And energy is neither created or destroyed. Our soul never dies. The body our soul inhabits was given to us as a gift from God. What we do with it is our choice. But if God sees that we are going the wrong way, He will …

Tweaker Jane

Lust is weakened blood surging through her veins. She’ll drive it to the brink until it finally shoots her down. Jane is consumed by her lust. She’s gonna die one day, and she knows it. Her weak veins bubble as she watches Joe-Joe fill the needle.…