Enter To Win Lian Dolan’s ‘Helen Of Pasadena’!

Contest time again! Woohoo!! This month I am reviewing Helen of Pasadena by Lian Dolan. Helen Fairchild, is leading a privileged Pasadena existence: married to a pillar of the community; raising a water polo- playing son destined for the most select high school; volunteering her time on the most fashionable committees. It only bothers Helen a tiny bit that she has never quite fit in with the proper Pasadena crowd or finished that graduate degree in Classics or had that second baby. The rigid rules of society in Pasadena appeal to Helen, the daughter of Oregon “fiber artists,”... 

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More Real Estate WordPress Themes and Templates

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Capri Anderson Is Going To Sue Charlie Sheen. Sigh.

I love living in America, but sometimes I feel like the “land of opportunity” should have “to sue” tagged on to the end of it. It seems as though you can sue anybody for anything these days. In a country where an old lady can sue a 4-year-old child, it’s only natural that a porn star hooker (if she’s not a hooker than why does Charlie “owe” her $12,000?) would sue a television star because he scared her. Sources close to Anderson tell TMZ … she believes Charlie was acting so crazy in his hotel room at The Plaza Hotel on Tuesday morning — that she... 

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The Freaks Come Out On All Hallows Eve. Where The Hell Is Speidi?

UPDATE: People Magazine must have found out I was wondering about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt because they just posted an article about the two! Just a month after calling off her divorce, Heidi Montag is back to gushing about Spencer Pratt. The surgically enhanced reality star, 23, is currently in Las Vegas for the Pure Nightclub Halloween party she is hosting on Saturday, where Pratt will be in attendance. “Fortunately, we are together,” Montag tells Doug Elfman of Las Vegas Review-Journal, “So it’s been a long summer, and we are together, and I’m... 

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Happy Halloween! Have Fun But Don’t Be A Pervy Douche.

I can proudly say that I have caused a man to crash his car. Granted, he was going 5 miles per hour and really only ran into a curb at the gas station, and I was wearing my black wig so I totally didn’t look like myself, but still – he crashed and it was because of me. That was Halloween a few years ago. But I think I’ve still got it; I’m not that old. I guess I’ll find out tomorrow when I hit the town once again in my chic black bob wig. I had the chance to try out my costume last weekend at a costume party and it went over quite well. What do you think? I think... 

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WordPress Real Estate Agent Themes and Templates by Agentpress

Before I was a starving artist, I worked in real estate administration. Although I no longer do that type of work, I do stay in touch with some of the people I met while doing it. A couple of those people have turned to the internet to drum up more business, and they asked for my help with how their site should look. I guess they figured I have an eye for what looks good in the real estate world. And they should know seeing how I made all their flyers. But I digress….. In my travels around the internet, in search of the perfect real estate theme, I stumbled upon the theme... 

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Randy Travis And Wife Elizabeth Travis Have Divorced

There’s somethin’ freaky goin’ on in them thar hills! No, it’s not dueling banjos. It’s another celebrity divorce in the country music world. Country singer Randy Travis and his wife/manager Elizabeth have split up; their spokeswoman Maureen O’Connor has confirmed to the Associated Press that the divorce was finalized Friday. No further details were given, but an earlier statement that the couple had “parted ways” said Elizabeth Travis would continue to be Travis’ personal manager. The statement said the couple would have no further comment and asked for “respect... 

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Charlie Chaplin Filmed A Time Traveler. Maybe. Maybe Not.

I honestly have no idea if I believe in time travel or not. On the one hand, how can it really happen? But on the other hand, I’ve seen some freaky sh*t in my life that leads me to believe that time travel could very well be possible. (I will not confirm nor deny if drugs were involved on those occasions) A man in Ireland named George Clarke apparently believes in time travel because he’s claiming he spotted something in a 1928 Charlie Chaplin film that no one has ever noticed before – a woman talking on a cell phone. Clarke is so convinced of what he saw he posted... 

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Mariah Carey Is Pregnant. For Real This Time.

Oh joy! We can all rest more easily now. Mariah Carey and husband Nick Cannon have finally admitted what we’ve known for quite some time – the b*tch is knocked up! “Yes, we’re pregnant, this is true. It’s still early, we’re expecting in the spring,” said Carey, confirming rumors that had been swirling for several months. “It’s been a long journey, but it’s been tough because I have been trying to hold on to a shred of privacy and that was not easy,” said Carey. [source] You gotta hand it to her, she did a pretty could job of hiding it (ha!). But you can’t... 

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Camille Grammer Is A Housewife So Kelsey Grammer Could Cheat

Or something like that. According to Camille Grammer – whose facial “expressions” totally bug, by the way – ex-husband Kelsey Grammer pressured her to be on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills so he could jet off to New York and cheat on her with 29-year-old flight attendant Katye Walsh. She claims everything was hunky-dory in their 13-year marriage until she began filming Real Housewives this past July. “Looking back, maybe he wanted to keep me preoccupied in California while he was off having his affair in New York,” the ex Playboy model, who has two young children... 

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Charlie Sheen Was In NYC Hotel Room With Porn Star

So it turns out that the chick in the bathroom while Charlie Sheen was destroying a hotel room is an adult film actress. Naturally! I mean, it is Charlie Sheen we’re talking about. According to TMZ, the woman’s name is Capri Anderson – and she’s all of 22-years-old. Isn’t that about how old Charlie’s oldest daughter is? Just sayin’. The report says Anderson and Sheen met for the first time in the bar at the The Plaza Hotel on Monday. They both then met with 4 other women and 3 other men for dinner. Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife Denise Richards was there for a little... 

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Billy Ray Cyrus And Wife Tish Cyrus File For Divorce

After 17 years of marriage, Billy Ray Cyrus and his wife Leticia “Tish” Cyrus are filing for divorce. Obviously the papers filed in Tennessee cite “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for the split. Hey, isn’t Miley 17-years-old? Can we say shot gun wedding anyone? In true Hollywood style, the duo released an official statement via PEOPLE. “As you can imagine, this is a very difficult time for our family… We are trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers.” You appreciate my thoughts, huh? Hmmm….. Tish: Stay... 

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Justin Timberlake Cheated On Jessica Biel. Allegedly.

There are new cheating rumors surrounding Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel. This time the woman Justin allegedly had an affair with is actress Olivia Munn. According to reports, Timberlake and Munn had a steamy 3-day affair this past September when Biel was out of town. It’s known that Olivia Munn, 30, a Daily Show correspondent and star of the upcoming NBC series Perfect Couples, and Justin Timberlake, 29, met on September 26th at a MySpace event. What happened after that if pure conjecture. But here’s how the story goes….. After exchanging numbers with Munn, Timberlake... 

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Blake Lively And Penn Badgley Break Up

Uh-oh, things might be getting a little awkward on the Gossip Girl set soon. A representative for both Blake Lively and Penn Badgley has confirmed the co-stars and real-life couple has indeed broken up. Something must have happened in the past few days because Lively and Badgley, both 23, were seen together shopping for candles just last weekend at Henry Bendel in New York. Maybe they don’t like each other’s taste in décor. Romantically linked since 2007, Blake Lively and Penn Badgley initially denied their romance and insisted they were only friends. It wasn’t until... 

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Back To The Future Turns 25. Commence Feeling Old Now.

Here’s a little something to make you feel old… Back to the Future just celebrated its 25th Anniversary! [Michael J.] Fox joined costars Christopher Loyd and Leah Thompson, director Robert Zemeckis and the soundtrack’s “Power of Love”- providing Huey Lewis at Guastavino’s in New York City last night to celebrate the movie and mark the new anniversary-edition release of the trilogy on DVD and Blu-ray. And, a quarter-century later, Fox still can’t escape his iconic role. “You’re walking in the street in Bhutan in the Himalayas and... 

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