Fleshlight Girls – Buy A Fleshlight Today!

Great news!! Fleshlight Girls and Fleshjack have gone international! Based in Seville Spain, Fleshlight International (FLi) the makers of the Fleshlight, Fleshjack and Fleshlight Girls brands have set up shop – operated by Europeans, for Europeans. So much so, in fact, the FLI website can only be seen by visitors with a European IP address – it’s not even visible outside of Europe. The site also includes a bunch of new products as well as new payment options and shipping methods specific to Europe and European consumers. All orders ship directly from a facility in Spain... 

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Michael Lohan Accused Of Assault And Lindsay Gets A Visit

Oh for crying out loud! I’m away from the internet for one day, and a whole bunch of juicy stuff happens. That’ll teach me to go places without my laptop! Never again! Ok, well, maybe not never, but at least not during the week. Ha! You know, I was trying to give Michael Lohan the benefit of the doubt these days because I think he’s genuinely concerned about his daughter Lindsay Lohan, but it’s looking like he’s back on the douche train again…..Michael Lohan Charged With 2nd Degree Harassment By His Ex-fiancee [Celebrity Dirty Laundry] Yay for Christina Applegate... 

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Teak Surfing Could Kill You. Seriously.

I fancy myself a smart person with common sense, so it’s hard for me to fathom doing things that are so obviously asinine and completely stupid – like teak surfing. Have you heard of it? Getting its name from the platforms on the back of boats, which are often make of teak wood, teak surfing (also known as “drag surfing” or “platform dragging”) is when a person hangs onto the swim platform while the boat is moving in slow motion. The swimmer usually then lets go of the platform and body surfs on the boat’s wake before bodysurfing back to the boat and again grabbing... 

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Lindsay Lohan Has Gone To Jail…Do-Da Do-Da…

I bet she’s crying in her cell…all the do-da day!! (If you watched The Client List last night you’ll understand why that’s a little extra funny) So today was the big day for Lindsay Lohan. After arriving about 10 minutes late to court (surprise, surprise), she was ordered into custody and taken away in handcuffs. We didn’t get to see that part, but here’s a link to TMZ’s video of the five minutes that led up to it. http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=88b28605-8c33-4e7e-a776-6f65cfe81c60&isShareURL=true Lindsay Lohan was clearly upset as... 

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Lindsay Lohan Is Going To Jail On Tuesday. Maybe. Maybe Not.

So the boyfriend and I just watched Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Lifetime movie The Client List – the true story of Samantha Horton, wife and mother of three turned massage parlor hooker. It was ok for a made-for-TV movie – especially one with J. Love – but it certainly taught me something…..no matter how desperate I get for money, I could never sell my body. Just sayin’. Anyway, what I really want to talk about is Lindsay Lohan. As I’m sure you are aware, LiLo is due to check herself into jail tomorrow. And boy is she freaking out! “It’s been a rough weekend,”... 

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Fashion Fights AIDS San Francisco – Meet The Stage Manager

Shae Lynn is like no other woman you will ever meet. In her short yet remarkable life, Shae has become the CEO of VIP SOCIALITE, an Event Coordinator for Baby Loves Disco LLC, and a Preschool Teacher certified by the CA State Board of Education. With over ten years of experience in the fashion, nightlife, and kid-friendly industries, Shae Lynn was forced to put her runway career on hold after a tragic fashion injury involving stiletto heels. This change of paths, however, opened a wonderful window for Shae – allowing her to pursue her true passion of establishing a solid fashion-forward... 

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Lindsay Lohan Enters Sober Living House. Still Has To Go To Jail.

It what is most likely an attempt to say out of jail – an attempt that will undoubtedly fail – Lindsay Lohan has checked herself into the sober living facility, Pickford Lofts. Pickford Lofts, by the way, was founded by Lindsay Lohan’s new attorney Robert Shapiro. Yes, that Robert Shapiro. It should come as no surprise that Lindsay is seeking help right before her 90-day jail sentence. Her father Michael seems to be very pleased with her decision. He tells Hollyscoop, “As long as the place detoxes her of all prescription meds,” he’s happy. …Shapiro founded... 

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Fashion Fights AIDS San Francisco – Meet A Photographer

No fashion show would be complete without photographers! There will be several at the Fashion Fights AIDS fashion show in San Francisco this Friday the 16th – Javier Padilla is just one of them. Javier Padilla is a professional photographer based in the San Francisco Bay Area, and shoots everything from album covers to weddings and anything else that falls in-between. About six weeks ago, while at the Visage Fashion Show, Javier met Leyina Chen, one of the producers for the Fashion Fights AIDS San Francisco fashion show, and when she asked him if he would like to be a... 

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Joan Rivers Says What We’re All Thinking

Leave it to crazy old lady Joan Rivers to say what we’re all thinking. Not that it should surprise us; she’s been doing it for years. Joan River calls them like she sees them – basically calling Lindsay Lohan’s parents horrible parents. Then she offers to pay for rehab. “If I were Lindsay’s parents, I wouldn’t be on television discussing it, I wouldn’t be [getting on] Joan Rivers for doing a stupid joke on her blog, I would be taking [Lindsay] to rehab and a rehab where you don’t get your nails done… I think it is so sad, the road that this girl is going... 

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Dina Lohan – The Mother Of All Things Denial

Wow. Just Wow. It really is true what they say about the apple not falling far from the tree and how we all become our parents. Clearly Lindsay Lohan (the apple) has learned from her mother Dina Lohan (the tree) how to avoid taking responsibility for your actions, how to blame everyone around you for everything you’ve done to yourself, how to remain in denial your whole life, and how to tell bold-face lies. What a great legacy to hand down. It’s so much better than the “be a good person” and “give back to society” crap I was fed as a kid. In a recent interview with... 

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Fashion Fights AIDS San Francisco – Meet The Hairstylists

As I said when I introduced you to the Fashion Fights AIDS Staff, no fashion show is complete without hard workers behind the scenes. A great dress is a great dress, but it’s spectacular with the right hairstyle. Good thing we have talented hairstylists like the lovely ladies of Shear Intuition Salon to help with the finishing touches! Cheryl Rust: Owner/ Hairstylist, Shear Intuition Salon Cheryl Rust started her career as a hairstylist 12 years ago in Fairfield, CA. In 2001 she began working as an assistant under Master stylist Dino Colla, where she was educated by Loreal... 

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Kelly Osbourne And Luke Worrall Broke Up Because He Cheated. Allegedly.

Kelly Osbourne, 25, and Luke Worrall, 20, have ended their two-year engagement amid rumors he cheated with some random female model he met at some random photo shoot recently. The former Dancing with the Stars third place finalist posted an angry Facebook message that proclaimed: “Luke Worrall makes me sick!!!” Apparently she got over the initial rage and deleted the entry and decided that Twitter was a better venue for venting. She ‘tweeted’: Thank you all so much for your support but the matter is private and I will not be commenting. Enough damage has already been... 

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Fashion Fights AIDS San Francisco – More Designers Added!!

Wow! The Fashion Fights AIDS fashion show in San Francisco this coming Friday (the 16th) is really turning into a big shindig! I think it’s going to be a blast!! Have you bought your tickets yet?? Better hurry! Tickets on sale now at http://fashionfightsaids.eventbrite.com/ $15.00 pre-sale and $20.00 at the door (early arrival suggested this place will be packed!) Back on June 12th I told you about some of the great designers who will be featured at the fashion show. Since then, more awesome designers have been added! I told you the Fashion Fights AIDS San Francisco Fashion... 

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While I Was Doing Garage Sales This Weekend, A Bunch Of Celebrities Got Hitched.

Did you get the memo? Apparently his past weekend was THE weekend of summer celebrity weddings. Singer Carrie Underwood, 27, married her hockey player beau Mike Fisher, 30, in Georgia, then promptly look off for their honeymoon. In a statement the happy couple told People: “We could not feel more blessed to have found each other and to have shared this day with our friends and family that mean so much to us!” [Daily Stab] Actor John Krasinski, 30, and British actress Emily Blunt, 27, were married on a yacht on Lake Como in Italy on Saturday. I like Krasinski, but Emily Blunt... 

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Heart Sits For Weeks At #1 With ‘Alone’ – Happened In The 80s – July 11th

It was on this day in 1987 that sister singing duo Heart started a 3-week stay at #1 on the charts with their song “Alone.” The rock duo Heart is made up of two sisters from Seattle, Washington, Ann and Nancy Wilson. The rose to fame in the 1970s, producing music influence by both hard rock and folk. After diminishing in popularity by the mid-1980s, the band created a major comeback in 1985, experiencing further success with their power ballads throughout the rest of the decade. By the mid-1990s, Heart left their 1980s’ sound and went back to their hard rock roots... 

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