Wesley Snipes Is Going To Prison.

Listen up all you disgustingly rich folks who think you can make you’re own rules, Uncle Sam doesn’t give a hoot about your loot; all he cares about is getting his cut. Mobsters aren’t immune, and neither are celebrities. Wesley Snipes recently found this out and now he will be …

Steve-O Is Sober-O

44 days sober, to be exact. On the 13th of March Steve-O was involuntarily sent to the “looney bin” at Cedars-Sinai and placed on a 5150 hold (if you don’t know what that is, where have you been?). His status soon changed to a 5250 hold, and Steve-O was officially …

Little Girl Stupid And Kim Kardashian

Miley Cyrus is writing her autobiography. Just how long can that book possibly be? The girl is only 15, after all. I really want to be there when she reads it at age 30. The book will focus on the 15-year-old’s road to fame, from growing up in Tennessee to …

How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

This very valuable information; especially if your day was anything like mine today….. 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom; don’t disguise your voice.…

Vanilla Ice Is In The Slammer. Again.

All right stop, collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention … Actually, being arrested for domestic violence is an invention that’s been around for quite a long time. Ice was booked by Palm Beach County Sheriff’s deputies at 10:43 PM ET on a charge of domestic …

Is This A Jellyfish Bad Day?

If you don’t laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it’s real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana.…

R.I.P. Charlton Heston (1924-2008)

From Moses to a planet of apes to President of the National Rifle Association, Charlton Heston could do it all. “Charlton Heston was seen by the world as larger than life. He was known for his chiseled jaw, broad shoulders and resonating voice, and, of course, for the roles he …

Remy Ma. Jailed And Getting Hitched.

Rapper Remy Ma*, who is currently in jail awaiting her sentence for shooting a friend she accused of stealing $3,000 dollars, is going to get married behind bars. Wow, that sounds totally classy. The lucky groom is rapper Papoose (born Shamele Mackie).…

Naomi Campbell Has Been Arrested. Again.

Ah, Naomi Campbell and her anger management skills…this time the model was arrested for spitting on a cop at London’s Heathrow airport over lost luggage. Pink Is The New Blog reports: The supermodel was hauled away “ranting and screaming” from the First Class Lounge of Terminal 5.…

John McCain Makes A Run For The Hills.

Just when you thought you had enough reasons to not vote for John McCain, along comes another one. “Celebrity” Heidi Montag has given the Senator from Arizona her support in his race for President. Here’s the kicker….John McCain has welcomed Heidi’s support, even taking time out of his campaign to …

The Kids Are Back On The Block

Well, we’ve been hangin’ tough for almost 15 years, and now it’s going to happen – all five original members of New Kids on the Block are going to be together in the courtyard of the Today show. Donnie, Danny, Jordan, Jonathan, and my personal favorite, Joey will appear on …

Britney Spears Has A Guardian Angel.

I realized this morning that it’s been a while since I’ve done a post about Britney Spears. Of course, that’s probably because she isn’t out creating chaos at all hours of the day and night. I’m so happy I have good news to report this time.…

Origami Jumping Frog – From WikiHow

How to Make an Origami Jumping Frog from an Index Card from wikiHow – The How to Manual That You Can Edit Origami can be a fun activity for people of all ages. This easy-to-make jumping frog can be made in about three minutes and can provide hours of entertainment.…

I’m Back! From Outer Space.

Well, it wasn’t exactly outer space, but it might as well have been. I was in Mississippi. Enough said. I’m not quite back to my fighting weight, but I did want to check in and let you know that I’m still alive.…

Ok Heather Mills, You Can Fade Into Oblivion Now.

Really, we won’t mind. Just take your money and go away. Heather Mills has been awarded $48.6 million in her divorce settlement from Paul McCartney. I’m using “awarded” loosely seeing how in my opinion it’s closer to extortion. Personally, I believe the stories about Heather Mills being a gold digger, …

Diddy And Madonna. Deny, Deny, Deny.

The Los Angeles Times is reporting that Sean “Diddy” Combs is linked to the 1994 murder of rapper Tupac Shakur. The paper claims they are getting their information from FBI records, interviews with people at the scene and statements to the FBI by an informant.…

Halle Berry Had Her Baby. Finally!

And just when I decided that she was going to be pregnant forever. Congratulations to Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry on the March 16th birth of their daughter. A rep for the 41-year-old actress says that Halle is “doing great.”…

WINGMEN. Every Weekend’s Must Have.

“A man walking around with a hand in his pocket feels cocky all day.” It’s Friday night, And the mood is right. Gonna have some fun, Show you how it’s done. TGIF! (I sure hope I’m not the only one who knows where that came from.)…

George Clooney Is NOT Engaged.

I repeat, George Clooney is not engaged. This current rumor surrounding the star started in Italy, and was quickly picked up by Britain’s Marie Claire who then published an article entitled “George Clooney to Marry?” After that, it pretty much spread like wildfire.…

If Bill Gates Made Cars.

A friend emailed this to me the other day. There’s no real validity to any of it (it’s the mutated offspring of a simple joke), but it still made me laugh; and we can all use a good laugh. Gates vs.…

Lindsay Lohan. Off The Hooch And Ready To Work.

In case you haven’t heard, Lindsay Lohan is back and better than ever. Well, I guess “better” still remains to be seen; but she isn’t a raging drunk anymore, and that’s a good start. She did an interview with Paper magazine for their March issue and tells the world, “I …

What A Way To Make A Livin’!

I’m going to share a secret with you. When I wake up on Monday mornings, I hear Dolly Parton. Seriously. I’m the first person to admit there are many voices in my head; and on Monday mornings, Dolly Parton is one of them.…

Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss.

Theodor Seuss Geisel, who would grow to cement himself in history as Dr. Seuss, was born on this day in 1904 in Springfield, Massachusetts. Long before there was the Grinch and the Whos or fishes of red and blue, there was just plain ‘ol Theodor Geisel, who graduated from Dartmouth …

Today Is February 29th. Do You Know Why?

Babies born today won’t have another genuine birthday for four years. This year is a leap year, and today is February 29th. As I explained last year, February is a month that was tagged onto our calendar in an effort to make up for the difference between the moon’s monthly …

Michael Jackson Is Going To Be Homeless.

As bad as it sounds, I’m quite happy to hear that someone with a crap load of money is losing their house due to foreclosure. I don’t know if you’re aware of this, but there is an epidemic in California – thousands of people are losing their homes because they …

Paris Hilton’s New Reality.

She’s baaaaack!! Oh, say it isn’t so!! Paris Hilton is coming back to Reality TV. Run for the hills! I believe I can safely assume that the “improved” Paris Hilton will not be making an appearance anytime soon. So much for helping women in need and creating a home for …

Whoopi Goldberg Snubbed By The Academy?

A mention of the late Brad Renfro wasn’t the only thing missing from the Oscars on Sunday night. (Read what the Academy has to say about Renfro’s Oscar Omission) Was Whoopi Goldberg snubbed too? Her cohosts on The View sure seem to think so.…

Babies Again For Britney And Angelina.

The extremely troubled Britney Spears was allowed to see her two sons for three hours today. Britney’s father Jamie was there, as was the fallen pop star’s psychiatrist. Kevin Federline’s bodyguard dropped the boys off at Britney’s house around 9am and came back around noon to pick them up.…

Jamie Lynn Spears Hates Her Pregnant Body.

I’m not sure if I believe this one (it comes from Star magazine), but stranger things have happened in the Spears family, so you never know. There’s talk going around that Jamie Lynn Spears is trying to hide her baby bump by tightly wrapping ace bandages around her belly.…

Paris Hilton Banned By The Oscars.

The Oscars are on February 24th. Everyone who’s anyone will be there. Except Paris Hilton. Awesome! The Academy thinks Paris is a ridiculous excuse for an actress and they’re voicing that opinion by banning the “actress” from the Academy Awards Ceremony.…

Heidi Klum Wants Britney Spears.

Supermodel and Project Runway hostess Heidi Klum has basically offered her house as a living option for oh-so-troubled Britney Spears. Personally, I think it sounds like a terrible idea. Then again, I don’t have money coming out of my ears with common sense following close behind.…