Victoria And David Beckham Humping Until Exhausted

Victoria Beckham is determined to give birth to another baby – preferably a girl – and she’ll do whatever it takes to make it happen. Including having sex with her husband about five times a day. Yes folks, David and Victoria Beckham are having sex five times a day. And would you believe David – who Victoria once nicknamed Golden Balls – isn’t exactly enjoying every minute of it? … Becks who is off the field due to an injury is definitely getting plenty of exercise and it is leaving him exhausted. A friend told The Sun “He’s not complaining. But with... 

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Bristol Palin Urges Teens To Pause Before They Play In New PSA.

Sad single mother Bristol Palin, whose calling in life is to help keep girls from becoming her, wants you to know she’s just another young single mother who’s struggling to get by. Well, at least she would be if she wasn’t so darn rich and famous. In a new PSA for the Candie’s Foundation (no relation to the shoe company), Sarah Palin’s daughter looks doe-eyed into the camera, doing her best impression of exhaustion, and tells young audiences to “pause before you play.” Bristol Palin tells ABC that it’s an “open-ended message” which could mean “pause and... 

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DWTS Judge Bruno Tonioli Tells George Lopez Kate Is Crap

I don’t know what George Lopez give his late night talk show guests in the green room while they wait, but it sure makes celebrities act really weird and say odd things. First there was Jennifer Love Hewitt telling George about her sparkly lady parts, and now there’s Dancing with the Stars judge Bruno Tonioli sharing what he really thinks of Kate Gosselin’s dancing skills. Bruno had quite a bit to say about dance-disaster Kate Gosselin, and I cannot say that I disagree. The 54-year-old Italian choreographer called the mother of eight “pretty dreadful” and that “she’s... 

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Michael Lohan And Kate Major Are Getting Married *Verp*

I. Am Going. To Be Sick. Like, for reals. Grown man-loser Michael Lohan, 49, is reportedly engaged to washed-up tabloid journalist Kate Major, 27. Michael Lohan, who has four children from his marriage to Dina Lohan – including hot mess Lindsay Lohan – says one of the reasons for their walk down the aisle is Kate’s desire to immediately have children. Oh my god! Has Kate not looked at how (not) well Michael’s children have turned out? Does she really want to get all mixed up in that gene pool? Ewww. … [Michael] says journalist Kate Major is desperate to have children... 

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Tiki Barber Leaving Pregnant Wife For Blonde Intern

My step-dad told me when I was 14, “Just remember Hilary, all guys are assholes.” And you know what? He was right! Now, now, before you get your panties in a bunch (unless you like that sort of thing, then by all means…) you must believe me when I say I knew even at 14 that he didn’t mean absolutely every man on Earth. It was more of a cautionary statement – an effort to prevent me from falling for all the crap young boys (and grown men) spew forth for the girls to cling to. Let’s just say, it worked. Sure, I had some speed bumps along the way and have bought into... 

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Are Prince William And Kate Middleton Engaged?

Could there be a Royal Wedding in the works? Rumor has it Prince William and his girlfriend of many years Kate Middleton will soon be tying the regal knot. From The Daily Beast A June engagement and winter wedding would make sense all around for the complicated royal priorities. It would come after the turmoil of the Parliamentary general election is over and a new (or the same) prime minister is installed in Downing Street. It would fit neatly with the impending transition in William ‘s Royal Air Force career transitions. In January 2011, he leaves the RAF helicopter... 

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Martina Navratilova Diagnosed With Breast Cancer

Tennis great Martina Navratilova has been diagnosed with breast cancer. Fortunately it is noninvasive and her prognosis is excellent. In a phone interview Wednesday, the nine-time Wimbledon women’s singles champion said a lump was found during a routine mammogram in January and the biopsy that followed a month later determined it was “ductal carcinoma in situ” or DCIS. In March Martina Navratilova underwent a lumpectomy, and next month will start six weeks of radiation. “It was such a shock for me,” Navratilova said. “It was my 9/11.” According to the National... 

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Mark McGrath And Diablo Cody Are Having Babies. But Not With Each Other.

Singer and former entertainment news show host Mark McGrath, and his girlfriend of fifteen years Carin Kingsland are expecting twins – a girl and a boy – and they’re due next month! The couple is also engaged to be married. The twins, who were conceived via in vitro fertilization, have already had a profound affect on the Sugar Ray frontman. “I love them already, but I need them to come out so I can really shower them with love,” Mark, 42, tells People. “I can’t wait to meet them.” Like many first time parents, he admits that he and Carin are also nervous about... 

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Dennis Hopper Must Pay Wife Every Month Until He Dies

Man, what the heck is Victoria Duffy’s problem? Must she really drag her estranged husband through court while he’s literally dying? Seems a little cold-hearted and F’d up to me. The latest episode of the Hopper divorce drama revolves around the way Dennis and Victoria act when in the presence of their daughter. On Monday Superior Court Judge Amy Pellman told Dennis Hopper and Victoria Duffy to get control over their bitter feelings towards each other for the sake of their 7-year-old daughter. She also ordered the dying actor to pay his estranged wife $12,000 every month... 

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Oprah Winfrey Lands Coveted Rielle Hunter Interview

D*mn that Oprah! She gets all the good ones. Herumph. It was reported Monday and confirmed by Oprah’s production company on Tuesday that Oprah Winfrey has secured the first TV interview with the infamous Rielle Hunter, the videographer who had John Edward’s bastard baby (bastard is the correct word and not derogatory – look it up). A date for the sit-down interview has not yet been announced. Apparently Rielle Hunter is a hot item – and not just because he likes to pose half naked with stuffed animals. Competing with Oprah for the “get” were Barbara Walters and Diane... 

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Whitney Houston Cancels Paris Concert Due To Illness

Hmmm…..due to illness, or “illness”…..it is Whitney Houston we’re talking about after all. It looks like Houston suffered a respiratory infection so she needed to postpone her first show, the Associated Press reported. “[Houston] deeply regrets having been forced to postpone the show,” one statement said. Her tour will continue in Manchester, England, later this week. But sources say Whitney Houston would like to come back in Paris to perform before the end of her tour. The tour comes after the singer released her first album in seven years. ‘I Look To You’... 

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Chad Ochocinco Gives Cheryl Burke A “Thank You” Diamond Ring

So uh, where do I sign up to be Chad Ochocinco’s friend? On Monday’s Dancing with the Stars, the surprisingly light on his feet 32-year-old Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver surprised his dancing instructor and partner, Cheryl Burke, with a gigantic platinum ring with diamonds. According to a source, the ring comes from Jason of Beverly Hills and cost the football player more than $10,000. Professional dancer Cheryl Burke, 25, says before Ochocinco gave her the ring, he said to her “This is a token of my appreciation toward you!” Cheryl says it took her a minute to realize... 

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Brittany Murphy’s Home Taken Off Market

So remember when Brittany Murphy died and her husband Simon Monjack went all bonkers and did a bunch of weird stuff and made rash decisions? Well apparently he sees the errors of his ways now and is doing something to remedy it. Shortly after his wife died, Monjack put her house on the market. Sure, it seemed a little odd at the time, but when my Grandfather died my Grandmother immediately got rid of all his stuff so it’s probably not all that uncommon. It just looked strange to the public because Monjack has a rep of being a gold digger and a louse. Anyway, now Simon Monjack... 

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Snooki Get More Money To Show Up Than Lindsay Lohan Does

If Lindsay Lohan was lucid long enough for anything to set in, this might actually upset her a bit. But seeing how she’s most likely wasted 24/7, she’s probably totally oblivious to this little bit of news. The poof-haired, loud mouthed Snooki of MTVs Jersey Shore rakes in more money for a single appearance than Lindsay Lohan does. Ouch. If that’s not proof of just how far Lindsay Lohan as fallen, I don’t know what is. So how is it that a Reality TV Guidette with alcohol issues beats out a once great actress who is clearly in a race to the grave? College Candy breaks... 

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Nicollette Sheridan Sues Desperate Housewives Creator For Assault

You know, there are thousands of people in this country who are currently unemployed and are managing to get by without suing someone. But not Nicollette Sheridan. Nope. She’s suing Marc Cherry, the guy who created Desperate Housewives and ultimately fired her because, she says, he assaulted her over a year ago. According to Sheridan’s complaint, Marc Cherry created a hostile work environment from the beginning. She also alleges that when she questioned Cherry regarding something in the script, he slapped her across the face. How so very…well…Desperate Housewives-y. Nicollette... 

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